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How stans of every other album defend their favorite album: XXX is a masterpiece! The lyrics could cut glass! No skips!

 

How stans of Lover defend Lover: #1 H100, 2B streams, 79 Metacritic, many weeks in top 10 BB200, slightly praised by Pitchfork, better than Reputation

 

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1 minute ago, Nick_317 said:

The stans of a certain album can keep the iMpAcT/ aRT :isudumblmao:to themselves. The Beyhive of the swifties

 

Anyways

 

Lover MC Score 79

A certain album  MC Score 71

 

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This is HOW you do it, the Other user should take notes. :lmao: 

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Oh Don't Blame Me, the gospel hymn that you are…

 

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All this QUALITY music and loser has…. Paid reviews…. Ok! You'll take what you can get, I guess! :dies:

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9 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Let me drag reputation.

 

Getaway Car is so MID. No wonder we suffeRED with MIDnights.

 

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Did you know Jack copied & pasted the same Getaway Car synths for Bejeweled? :ryan3:
 

 

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Debut

1. A Place In This World

2. Cold As You

3. Tied Together With A Smile

 

Fearless

1. Untouchable

2. Come In With The Rain

3. You're Not Sorry

 

Speak Now

1. Enchanted 

2. Long Live 

3. Haunted

 

Red

1. Red

2. State of Grace

3. Better Man

 

1989

1. Style

2. Clean

3. New Romantics

 

reputation 

1. Call It What You Want

2. Dancing With Our Hands Tied

3. Getaway Car

 

Lover

1. Cornelia Street - Live From Paris

2. Cruel Summer

3. Death By A Thousand Cuts

 

folklore

1. august 

2. cardigan 

3. peace

 

evermore

1. cowboy like me 

2. evermore

3. happiness

 

Midnights

1. Would've, Could've, Should've

2. Maroon

3. The Great War

 

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hope this helps.

 

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The Odyssey by Homer

The Epic of Gilgamesh

Reputation by Taylor Swift

 

Some of the most iconic, groundbreaking, and legendary pieces of art documenting the heroes of humanity!

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Just now, stupidjock said:

these girls are having a mid off

Lest we forget, both reviews that dragged down puta were RECANTED, including Pitchfork saying the score should've been 8.5.

 

I feel sorry for the invisible strings the haters are trying to latch on.

 

Hope I get my third sequel of Invisible Strings — Ivy on PTSD.

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I'm 5 songs into reputation and haven't encountered a single dud

 

5 tracks into Lover and I was ready to drive my car off a cliff I fear! 

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1 minute ago, mael said:

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hope this helps.

 

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The Whitney adjacent BELTS in the climax of Don't Blame Me 

 

What does Lover have? A botched falsetto in I Think He Knows?

 

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Lover is not better than Reputation wtf 

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Just now, stupidjock said:

 

Even with 1/3 of the album being duds it's still better than reputa, a testament to the qualitea of the other 2/3

 

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5 minutes ago, AndThenTheCocaine said:

How stans of every other album defend their favorite album: XXX is a masterpiece! The lyrics could cut glass! No skips!

 

How stans of Lover defend Lover: #1 H100, 2B streams, 79 Metacritic, many weeks in top 10 BB200, slightly praised by Pitchfork, better than Reputation

 

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When you have the STATISTICS to back you up you really do not need vague language

 

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I can't wait for tomorrow cause folklore vs evermore is a much better discussion than the mid-off right now

 

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Spoiler

evermore is better btw

 

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Just now, Hitchhiker said:

Lover is not better than Reputation wtf 

You would think this would be common knowledge, but unfortunately a faction of the fanbase seems to believe otherwise! It's a bit cult-like of them to deny reality as flagrantly as they do! 

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Just now, Nick_317 said:

When you have the STATISTICS to back you up you really do not need vague language

 

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Feelz and vibez and their (questionable) tastez....

 

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Just now, Rence said:

I can't wait for tomorrow cause folklore vs evermore is a much better discussion than the mid-off right now

 

how is it a better discussion when it's literally just "Folklore is more cohesive but Evermore has higher highs" over and over again

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I'm sorry but Ready for It, Don't Blame Me, and Delicate alone are enough to clear Lover's highest highs :ahh: 

 

Let alone the ACTUAL peaks of the album like Call It What You Want, Dancing With Our Hands Tied, Dress, Getaway Car.. Lord :ahh: 

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1 minute ago, PoisonedIvy said:

The Whitney adjacent BELTS in the climax of Don't Blame Me 

 

What does Lover have? A botched falsetto in I Think He Knows?

 

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Her flow in False God >>>>>>>>>>>> She really shows the girls how to SING an R&B song

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Not everything is about belting

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I am not stanning Demi Lavato for a reason

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Just now, PoisonedIvy said:

The Whitney adjacent BELTS in the climax of Don't Blame Me 

 

What does Lover have? A botched falsetto in I Think He Knows?

 

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The way Taylor stopped doing high notes belting and ad libs in her pop songs makes me sad. Only 3 out of all Midnights songs have this (Lavender Haze, Question, Hits Different).

MAX MARTIN PLEASE COME RESCUE US NOW
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reputa stains turning me into a Loser defender...

 

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1 minute ago, stupidjock said:

how is it a better discussion when it's literally just "Folklore is more cohesive but Evermore has higher highs" over and over again

At least we're comparing quality unlike what's going on right now

 

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