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I've had enough. I can't stand this dumb ***** anymore and we need to sue her. She really is the biggest abuser in this world who kept bullying our mental health and bank account, and stealing our precious time by her rotten easter eggs. 

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Almost 100 members perched for a singular word. And y'all expect her to do more? :gaycat2:

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11 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Even if she wrote 2 albums, she wouldn't release them at once. It will affect streaming, sales, etc, we've spoken about it a million times :coffee2:

It could always be something like "TTPD: HERO Edition" with the second album available only as a double disc release with the original TTPD and bundled together on streaming pages, but no independent release digitally or physically. Then they'd just chart together, no missed #1.

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Y'all believe it's a double album, but back in Midnights era y'all were sure the chaotic surprise is Tour announcement :suburban:
 

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seeing her using evidence, files etc. I'm sticking with the courtroom theme

Evidence, Examination

Rest, Research, Record

Oath, Objection, Overruled

 

The other two words could be articles or prepositions.

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I know she speed wrote HERO once Travis won the SB. 

She knew she had to strike while the pan was hot.

 

Now she can finish her TV's and immediatly follow with the legendary TS13

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Just now, Magickarp said:

I'm thinking

 

Hereby

E

R

O

Twenty

Six

 

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"Hereby'' as a word fits with the lexical field of the little thing she wrote for TTPD's announcement, very "courtroom". I still think it's somethin TTPD related but we're big and greedy so of course we want another album when we have 20 songs coming out in 6 days.

 

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ofc she would come up with something like this 

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regular people will find it annoying but the cupcakes will eat it up

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2 minutes ago, Monster Queen said:

I've had enough. I can't stand this dumb ***** anymore and we need to sue her. She really is the biggest abuser in this world who kept bullying our mental health and bank account, and stealing our precious time by her rotten easter eggs. 

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This Is good -fun. The other 80% of easter eggs during the year are annoying. 

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Just now, Cruel Summer said:

It could always be something like "TTPD: HERO Edition" with the second album available only as a double disc release with the original TTPD and bundled together on streaming pages, but no independent release digitally or physically. Then they'd just chart together, no missed #1.

yeah, but super deluxe isn't a double album. So why she was doing 2s? 
Half of me believes that she's fooling us again
Second half knows that this is the kind of easter egg she would give to point to the double release
But from the marketing perspecrive I literally can't see a single reason to drop a 2nd album to already existing 20 songs

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13 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

She wouldn't release a double album i guess, unless it's spoken-word poems or smthng
Maybe TTPD extra deluxe? TTPD movie? Poetry book?

I would bet on a movie rn, or at least a visual album. That makes sense to me, especially because of the newfound section on her website called "directed projects". And would be a nice step up from a couple of Mvs and a short. She tested the waters with that Midnights trailer. It would bring attention to her lack of directorial abilities before the feature begins its production later this year (and I think this last part was leaked by Puck, a very trustworthy Hollywood insider newsletter). But I wouldn't cross out the possibility of a second album, probably about her new relationship (it is very much like her to call one boyfriend (the actor) a tortured poet and another the hero (the football player), even if indirectly). A poetry book fits the line but would've leaked by now, a book by Taylor Swift would cause the editorial market to flip the **** out, they wouldn't be able to contain themselves

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3 minutes ago, Mandalore said:

"Hereby'' as a word fits with the lexical field of the little thing she wrote for TTPD's announcement, very "courtroom".

That only makes me think it's a dual album even more 

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She wants 2 four letter word albums within the same lexical field, about ✌️ different men. 

The one who destroyed her, & the one who saved her.

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2 minutes ago, Ms. Togekiss said:

ofc she would come up with something like this 

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regular people will find it annoying but the cupcakes will eat it up

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Regular people are only tuning in after April 19 sis, not perched on a 800+ page thread on ATRL

 

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22 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Her Hero is Travis that came to save her and she releases the Hero Edition with 7 bonus tracks :jonnycat:

That's actually very likely tbh

 

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2 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

yeah, but super deluxe isn't a double album. So why she was doing 2s? 
Half of me believes that she's fooling us again
Second half knows that this is the kind of easter egg she would give to point to the double release
But from the marketing perspecrive I literally can't see a single reason to drop a 2nd album to already existing 20 songs

I mean, yeah, fair points. And to release it as a super deluxe situation but market as, like, a second "sister" album or something could be clunky/messy too.

 

I kind of love how we don't have any clue what's going on at this point though :ducky:

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But why would she release a HERO edition with 7 tracks about Travis, instead of saving them for a whole new album about Travis?

MID & 3AM revolved around the same topic. Torture & Saviour are very different!!!

 

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18 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

And we all know she didn't pick Glitch because of the quality. 

And don't call it my taste when she excluded it from the Till The Dawn Edition too :rip:

 

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This is such a mess for crying out loud :suburban:

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Ugh I'm terrified, and in the best way

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1 minute ago, Magickarp said:

But why would she release a HERO edition with 7 tracks about Travis, instead of saving them for a whole new album about Travis?

MID & 3AM revolved around the same topic. Torture & Saviour are very different!!!

 

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Because Adele record is within striking distance. 
 

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I haven't even been able to get into my Psalm 19:89 (New Testament) thoughts yet because this is so overwhelming :jonny5:

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Occam's Razor says it's TS12. 

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5 minutes ago, RuflesCando said:

I would bet on a movie rn, or at least a visual album. That makes sense to me, especially because of the newfound section on her website called "directed projects". And would be a nice step up from a couple of Mvs and a short. She tested the waters with that Midnights trailer. It would bring attention to her lack of directorial abilities before the feature begins its production later this year (and I think this last part was leaked by Puck, a very trustworthy Hollywood insider newsletter). But I wouldn't cross out the possibility of a second album, probably about her new relationship (it is very much like her to call one boyfriend (the actor) a tortured poet and another the hero (the football player), even if indirectly). A poetry book fits the line but would've leaked by now, a book by Taylor Swift would cause the editorial market to flip the **** out, they wouldn't be able to contain themselves

I would prefer and ATW-kind of short-film with more dialogues. Or 2-3 songs in 1 short-film with dialogues. I don't think that making a visual album for 16 tracks is a good idea

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5 minutes ago, Kyle-x said:

Regular people are only tuning in after April 19 sis, not perched on a 800+ page thread on ATRL

 

:suburban:

show me where I said us ATRL basement dwellers are regular people

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I'm sorry but the hidden word is giving when SpongeBob wrote the word "the" after spending forever working on an essay..  😭

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1 minute ago, Lemon said:

Occam's Razor says it's TS12. 

Who

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