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Just now, 1989 said:

I wonder what J*e will do with his final week 

 

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well he won't be acting or booking any roles, i can tell you that! 

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, 1989 said:

I wonder what J*e will do with his final week 

 

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What does anyone on Death Row do? Pray for repenTaynce and wish he'd made different choices, probably. Maybe get a good last meal at Olive Garden (or whatever the British equivalent is) to make sure he has a few thousand pounds left to leave to his brother.

 

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judging from how huge the jake memes were during ATW10 and red tv…i can only imagine what the internet is going to have to say about the most jobless man in the united kingdom :ryan3:

 

 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

What does anyone on Death Row do? Pray for repenTaynce and wish he'd made different choices, probably. Maybe get a good last meal at Olive Garden (or whatever the British equivalent is) to make sure he has a few thousand pounds left to leave to his brother.

 

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i hope they play peace during his execution 

 

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Just now, beckyswift said:

i hope they play peace during his execution 

 

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Flip the switch right at "give you my wild, give you a child"

 

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Electric Noose for Mr. Alwyn! 

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4 minutes ago, beckyswift said:

well he won't be acting or booking any roles, i can tell you that! 

 

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No different than any other week! 
 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Flip the switch right at "give you my wild, give you a child"

 

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Electric Noose for Mr. Alwyn! 

THIS ENTIRE POST :gaycat7:

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omg today is dragging

so did yesterday

tomorrow will as well

i'm a tortured poet!!!!!

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1 minute ago, 1989 said:

No different than any other week! 
 

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And to think that he has to lay awake at night thinking about how his ex-gf had to curry industry favors to book him on literally EVERY role of his career

 

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I hope he's miserable

 

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Electric Noose for Mr. Alwyn! 

Joe 1.0, John, Jake:

 

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1 minute ago, 1989 said:

THIS ENTIRE POST :gaycat7:

nnnnnnnnn 

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kinds of kindness being the last taylor payola role he'll book :ryan3:

 

he can stop polluting my godma stone movies with his dismal lack of charisma

 

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Just now, Achilles. said:

Joe 1.0, John, Jake:

 

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The pile of the burned corpses of her exes that Swifties have run over with a train grows by 1 tomorrow

 

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Just now, beckyswift said:

kinds of kindness being the last taylor payola role he'll book :ryan3:

 

he can stop polluting my godma stone movies with his dismal lack of charisma

 

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Exactly. NepoTaysm ends TODAY! :ryan3:

 

I just know Emma gossips with everyone else on set about how awful he is, and I hope they all stay away from him and bully him off camera

 

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10 minutes ago, 1989 said:

I wonder what J*e will do with his final week 

 

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K*rl** is so lucky most of the world doesn't understand the truth. Swifties would've eviscerated her when folkmore dropped if they really knew. 

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IDGAF about one week for TTPD

 

It's 10min until RED day!

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the man couldn't even act happy to be dating The Lord Our Savior - how can he expect to be a successful actor if he can't even pretend to be in awe of The Chosen One? 

 

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it's honestly humiliating at this point…like how many years can someone's star be "on the rise?” before realize that star is just space debris? 

 

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happy The Lord is finally with someone who can relate to being successful and wealthy and accomplished! :ryan3:

 

 

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Just now, Vespertine said:

K*rl** is so lucky most of the world doesn't understand the truth. Swifties would've eviscerated her when folkmore dropped if they really knew. 

What? That she was spreading dirty little secrets to Scooter?

 

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13 minutes ago, beckyswift said:

okay, we've talked a lot about first week sales (trying not to let myself dream too much but i'm failing) - this is beating midnights first day spotify numbers, right?  

 

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Not after Swifties hear synths in the first 5 seconds of Fortnight and immediately stop listening :cries: 

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4 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

nnnnnnnnn 

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nnn If we could save posts 

 

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1 minute ago, beckyswift said:

the man couldn't even act happy to be dating The Lord Our Savior - how can he expect to be a successful actor if he can't even pretend to be in awe of The Chosen One? 

 

 

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it's honestly humiliating at this point…like how many years can someone's star be "on the rise?” before realize that star is just space debris? 

 

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happy The Lord is finally with someone who can relate to being successful and wealthy and accomplished! :ryan3:

 

NNNNNNNNNNN "SPACE DEBRIS" I SCRIHMED

 

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Just now, 1989 said:

nnn If we could save posts 

 

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Just print them

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

What? That she was spreading dirty little secrets to Scooter?

 

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girl don't fall for gaylor propaganda 

 

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4 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

And to think that he has to lay awake at night thinking about how his ex-gf had to curry industry favors to book him on literally EVERY role of his career

He is so stupid. The way that he could have spent the past year camped in the VIP tent of the Eras Tour playing hostess to critically lauded directors Alfonso Cuaron, Damien Chazelle, Paul Thomas Anderson, Taika Waititi, etc. 

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

What? That she was spreading dirty little secrets to Scooter?

 

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That she strung Ms. Swift along for years, like all closet cases do :weeps: 

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