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Just now, wastedpotential said:

its the way I made well over 300 posts today :hoetenks:

Get a Job.

Stay away from her.

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Posted
Just now, wastedpotential said:

its the way I made well over 300 posts today :hoetenks:

See, now this is why I don't blame the other fanbase for thinking we're unhinged. :eli:

 

Every single thing She releases - and she releases a hell of a lot of things now - is an event on a ridiculous scale, starting with our own constant anticipation. And the fact that they all debut with huge figures and cause so much conversation in the media and IRL just hypes us up more.
 

I feel bad for them for not understanding what it's like, but I don't blame them!

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1 minute ago, LiamVillain said:

Taylor at Coachella and it's 2014 all over again :gaycat2:

:khalyan2:

 

TayChella was traumatic I'm sorry I know it's probably happening but I have PTSD

 

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Grammys -> Coachella -> Met Gala in 2016 was Hell on Earth for Swifties, and that was before the Snapchat mess :khalyan2:

 

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1 minute ago, Tusk said:

Get a Job.

Stay away from her.

I fear that's not possible:suburban:

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Just now, Cruel Summer said:

See, now this is why I don't blame the other fanbase for thinking we're unhinged. :eli:

 

Every single thing She releases - and she releases a hell of a lot of things now - is an event on a ridiculous scale, starting with our own constant anticipation. And the fact that they all debut with huge figures and cause so much conversation in the media and IRL just hypes us up more.
 

I feel bad for them for not understanding what it's like, but I don't blame them!

It's just... most fans of most artists seem to just be operating at a different wavelength from the TayWarriors and practitioners of Swiftism. I've literally just been... here in this thread all day because there's an album in a week, so what else should I be doing? :ryan3:

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

:khalyan2:

 

TayChella was traumatic I'm sorry I know it's probably happening but I have PTSD

 

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Grammys -> Coachella -> Met Gala in 2016 was Hell on Earth for Swifties, and that was before the Snapchat mess :khalyan2:

 

It's all making sense. Repeating 2016 just in time for Reputation TV surprise drop 1 hour after Cock and Ball Torture Department :suburban: 

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I know we're always talking about her best tracklisting sequences but we need to discuss this:

 

Fearless

Last Kiss

surprise song

You Belong With Me
Dear John

Enchanted

Haunted

Long Live


 

I mean, even just the second half of this is unbelievable. Unmatched perhaps. 

 

 

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I know I’m late to the game re: Speak Now day but trust that album is constantly getting love through my playlists. It’s my favorite TV has by far my most played vault tracks :jamming: always had a soft spot for it but the re-recording reminded me why.

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

It's just... most fans of most artists seem to just be operating at a different wavelength from the TayWarriors and practitioners of Swiftism. I've literally just been... here in this thread all day because there's an album in a week, so what else should I be doing? :ryan3:

I literally want to call out all next week - I can't bc I have jury duty the week after but I want to :khalyan:

 

I fear if this album does complete my Red + Evermore trinity like the aesthetics, titles, and track lengths kind of imply, we'll both be yelling the lyrics from straightjackets in The Tortured Swifties Ward by the time the next one comes out, like I am NOT ready.

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2 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Not 101 ATRL notifications

 

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demi lovato stay away from her get a job reaction meme | Away from her,  Reactions meme, Demi lovato twitter

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2 minutes ago, Vespertine said:

It's all making sense. Repeating 2016 just in time for Reputation TV surprise drop 1 hour after Cock and Ball Torture Department :suburban: 

Please, let Repvelations (New Testament) come at least a week after TTPD... we need those Billboard 200 #1s :suburban:

 

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Why? No clue, but a #2, even behind herself would be humiliating :suburban:

 

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5 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

. I've literally just been... here in this thread all day because there's an album in a week, so what else should I be doing? :ryan3:

You should be busting your ass at work so you can afford more copies. Someone needs to stop this album from bombing. 

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Is now a good time to add a new gif to the #TTPDCinematicUniverse? 
 

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@Dear Reader hey :ryan3: 

 

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2 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

I literally want to call out all next week - I can't bc I have jury duty the week after but I want to :khalyan:

 

I fear if this album does complete my Red + Evermore trinity like the aesthetics, titles, and track lengths kind of imply, we'll both be yelling the lyrics from straightjackets in The Tortured Swifties Ward by the time the next one comes out, like I am NOT ready.

Aww beloved we can share a cell in the asylum :heart2:

 

And yes, we are in lockstep that this is a sister to the fraternal twins:khalyan:

 

If it's not then I'm going to the asylum for a different reason :suburban:

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"HDD: TTPD 2.5m+”

 

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

we need those Billboard 200 #1s 

The important thing is keeping her #1 albums streak alive. We're already at 13 we can't afford to jeopardize that now. I wonder how many consecutive #1 albums we can get? 25? 30?
 

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1 minute ago, Vespertine said:

You should be busting your ass at work so you can afford more copies. Someone needs to stop this album from bombing. 

Lord bless my employers who want me to sit in an office for 8 hours a day but give me about 30 minutes worth of work :ryan3:

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Just now, Cruel Summer said:

"HDD: TTPD 2.5m+”

 

 

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"HDD: TTPD to Surpass 25"

 

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YouTube is the nastiest little ***** to ever exist. How are you going to interrupt the middle of a LAST KISS performance with a toilet paper commercial?

 

:khalyan2:

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1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

The important thing is keeping her #1 albums streak alive. We're already at 13 we can't afford to jeopardize that now. I wonder how many consecutive #1 albums we can get? 25? 30?
 

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True, we need to be setting all sorts of unbreakable records

 

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What was the lowest point for being a Swiftie for you guys? For me it's still Snakegate cause I remember all my classmates gathering around the library mocking her and one obnoxious girl in particular giving everyone live updates and rooting for her demise :rip: 

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"Spotify: TTPD 100m+ streams"

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Also, I hope y'all are ready for the influx of "Beatles Stans" and "MJ Stans" onto this website (I know there are like six here, but expect that to grow exponentially) because that's literally the only rock the OTH/THOTS have left to hide under

 

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Also @Holiest Dreams (UGH ITS STILL ******* BROKEN) I adore how this goes from color to b&w nnnnn

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

"HDD: TTPD to Surpass 25"

 

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"Billboard: 'Due to anomalous purchasing patterns from Taylor Swift's web store…’”

 

 

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