album Taylor Swift - 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT'

[wastedpotential]

Wait, Calvin did get High Infidelity too, and that's pretty cute

 

[1989]

Calvin Harris sits at his vanity…FUMING.

 

[scottstreet]

Sooo… I just found out our friend Sweetenertea was describing IA "leaks" this whole time 

 

She described Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me like this: "Who's afraid lyrics stand out the most tbh. Very relatable and sad. She blames herself for the ending of a relationship, feels left in the dark of what went wrong and how she hurt him. Asking what she did to have him leave.”

Now tell me why there's a TikTok IA that sounds exactly like that description: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMxmES25/

 

Also, I just realized Wrapped Around Your Finger by Post Malone (the song she said sounds like Fortnight) sounds extremely similar to a certain "never made it clear, never made it right"

[1989]

6 minutes ago, anastaciabby said:

I always thought it was obvious he was a rebound to upset joe. Didn't an article come out that said joe was upset she was with ratty because he didn't trust him while they were working on songs together? I feel like she just did it to piss him off 

Pretty much. Also, that man has been a simp for her since the 1989 era. 
 

Spoiler

Which is when they first hooked up 

 

 

[wastedpotential]

4 minutes ago, 1989 said:

Calvin Harris sits at his vanity…FUMING.

 

Nnnnnnnn 

[wastedpotential]

4 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

Sooo… I just found out our friend Sweetenertea was describing IA "leaks" this whole time 

 

She described Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me like this: "Who's afraid lyrics stand out the most tbh. Very relatable and sad. She blames herself for the ending of a relationship, feels left in the dark of what went wrong and how she hurt him. Asking what she did to have him leave.”

Now tell me why there's a TikTok IA that sounds exactly like that description: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMxmES25/

 

Also, I just realized Wrapped Around Your Finger by Post Malone (the song she said sounds like Fortnight) sounds extremely similar to a certain "never made it clear, never made it right"

FRAUD!

 

@Sweetenertea ANSWER for your crimes! 
 

 

[Achilles.]

Speak Now Accolades Haul:

 

AMAs: 4

Artist of the Year

Female Country Artist x2

Country Album

 

Billboards: 3 + Woman of the Year

Billboard 200 Artist

Country Album

Country Artist

 

Grammys: 2

Country Song (Mean)

Country Solo Perf (Mean)

 

ACMs: 2

Entertainer of the Year x2

People's Choice: 2

Female Artist

Country Artist

 

CMAs: 1

Entertainer of the Year

 

Many people would love to have an "underperforming" era like this. Like, she won the top award at both of country's legitimate award shows!

 

[anastaciabby]

5 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Yeah it felt very much like a personal vendetta played out in the public eye 

 

She's been working on her eviscerations of that man for so long, I can't wait to hear her literally drop a nuke on him with this album 

 

Ugh yes and the way she paraded around getting as much photos of them as she could  

the whole concept of the album is about him, so she really is going to stomp on his neck, spit on him then stomp on it again, the next jake gylenhal I fear 

[scottstreet]

4 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

Sooo… I just found out our friend Sweetenertea was describing IA "leaks" this whole time 

 

She described Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me like this: "Who's afraid lyrics stand out the most tbh. Very relatable and sad. She blames herself for the ending of a relationship, feels left in the dark of what went wrong and how she hurt him. Asking what she did to have him leave.”

Now tell me why there's a TikTok IA that sounds exactly like that description: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMxmES25/

 

Also, I just realized Wrapped Around Your Finger by Post Malone (the song she said sounds like Fortnight) sounds extremely similar to a certain "never made it clear, never made it right"

UPDATE: Tell me why.mp3 this I Can Fix Him IA sounds like I Did Something Bad yall, just the way Ms. Sweetener described https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMxuFbqK/

 

SHE'S GOTTA PAY FOR HER CRIMES

[itsjem]

i just thought about my The Black Dog vinyl and... smiled

 

[anastaciabby]

1 minute ago, scottstreet said:

UPDATE: Tell me why.mp3 this I Can Fix Him IA sounds like I Did Something Bad yall, just the way Ms. Sweetener described https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMxuFbqK/

 

SHE'S GOTTA PAY FOR HER CRIMES

Lmao!  This bish really described AI leaks im screaming 

Edited April 11 by anastaciabby

[dyktatuob]

6 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

Sooo… I just found out our friend Sweetenertea was describing IA "leaks" this whole time 

 

She described Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me like this: "Who's afraid lyrics stand out the most tbh. Very relatable and sad. She blames herself for the ending of a relationship, feels left in the dark of what went wrong and how she hurt him. Asking what she did to have him leave.”

Now tell me why there's a TikTok IA that sounds exactly like that description: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMxmES25/

 

Also, I just realized Wrapped Around Your Finger by Post Malone (the song she said sounds like Fortnight) sounds extremely similar to a certain "never made it clear, never made it right"

welp i was about to clock ha as well but was lazy to type everything out 

[YR.]

Foolish One and Timeless are the best vault tracks of all BY FAR A

[1989]

Wbk our "insider" was a fraud but we got pages out of it, so basically are you not entertained 

 

[Peak Now]

At this point we've gotten like 3 vinyl variants of The Tortured Poets Department (AI's Version) already

 

 

[wastedpotential]

1 minute ago, anastaciabby said:

Ugh yes and the way she paraded around getting as much photos of them as she could  

the whole concept of the album is about him, so she really is going to stomp on his neck, spit on him then stomp on it again, the next jake gylenhal I fear 

Every outing was planned. Every outfit was planned. Every angle was planned. She's a real mastermind.mp3

 

its time for Joever!!

 

[YR.]

2 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

UPDATE: Tell me why.mp3 this I Can Fix Him IA sounds like I Did Something Bad yall, just the way Ms. Sweetener described https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMxuFbqK/

 

SHE'S GOTTA PAY FOR HER CRIMES

REP 2.0 CANCELLED?

 

WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

[Achilles.]

4 minutes ago, 1989 said:

Pretty much. Also, that man has been a simp for her since the 1989 era. 
 

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Which is when they first hooked up 

 

 

Spoiler

The way that she was hooking up with him around the time that he was dating Halsey, who was a Taylor hater at the time (see: The Haylor Song). It's amazing the ladies ever became friends. 

[wastedpotential]

Just now, 1989 said:

Wbk our "insider" was a fraud but we got pages out of it, so basically are you not entertained 

 

She rebooted this entire thread so props to her I guess 

[Magickarp]

Y'all are as weird as the Gaylors with your stalker tea

[itsjem]

why is the last week so long tho

 

 

I remember the 16 hrs between folklore announcement and release felt like 4 months whew

 

must be witchcraft

 

 

so... how's the weather

 

[Peak Now]

2 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

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The way that she was hooking up with him around the time that he was dating Halsey, who was a Taylor hater at the time (see: The Haylor Song). It's amazing the ladies ever became friends. 

Spoiler

guess who Colors is about

[Dear Reader]

I know I'm off topic but this just came on shuffle right before sleeping and I can't help but getting blown away by this song every single time I hear it. 

 

 

 

[Achilles.]

1 minute ago, AndThenTheCocaine said:

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guess who Colors is about

IDK what that is. Halsey did not exist until 2021. 
 

[wastedpotential]

1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

I know I'm off topic but this just came on shuffle right before sleeping and I can't help but getting blown away by this song every single time I hear it. 

 

 

 

Baboon my beloved