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3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Alternatively, she just wants to emotionally eviscerate us further

 

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That's the truth I want to believe

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Alternatively, she just wants to emotionally eviscerate us further

 

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we will be held hostage and tortured emotionally for 10 minutes straight, that's why track 7 is called Fresh Out The Slammer

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Fama said:

I don't think this album has happy songs.

I obviously haven't listened to the album but I'd be beyond surprised if there wasn't at the very least one happy song on there. 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

That's the truth I want to believe

 

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I'm ready to get emotionally beat up tbh

 

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Lash me, God-Queen Lord

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

I obviously haven't listened to the album but I'd be beyond surprised if there wasn't at the very least one happy song on there. 

nnnn if you had...

 

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Imagine the carnage

 

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Btw if there is some obscure Speak Now lore that OG stans know about, be kind enough to share it with the newbie on this blessed day

 

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Speak Now is truly her best album PERIOD. No skips front to back, just unique songwriting laden with 4+ minutes of material, catchy hooks, and a breadth of topics and emotions that certain other artists still haven't managed to emulate (let alone at the age of 19), from firing back at haters to thanking your fans, from apologizing for letting someone down to ripping into someone 10 years older in the most poetic way possible, from daydreaming about unrequited love to looking back on the real breakup of someone you thought would last forever, from a heartfelt ballad about the struggles of growing up to the scathing pop-rock-adjacent diss track that lays bare the sheer pettiness of a teenage girl getting cheated on.

 

but wbk

 

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now let's pretend TV doesn't exist cuz i have multiple bones to pick with Tasteless

 

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Just now, Klein said:

I obviously haven't listened to the album but I'd be beyond surprised if there wasn't at the very least one happy song on there. 

I Can Fix Him is probably a happy song, it's so short
 

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Also, the fact that this song is coming right after 5 minute long WAOLOM?
She's gonna do DBATC -> London Boy trick again :suburban:

 

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The way I suspected that she was going to serve true art with this one because she always follows up her peak albums with albums that are a bit less mainstream. I think she'll lean more into the 3am tracks direction of things, too.


 

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I will be PERCHED on HDD to snatch the hit thread

 

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Omg this is my 1300th post

 

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To celebrate: TTPD is coming to eviscerate everyone, commercially and critically and emotionally! I hope y'all are buckled in for the ride!

 

Also, this is as good of a place as any to admit that in my head I've been referring to this album as the titty police department (Tee-Tee-Pee-Dee -> Titty PD...) for at least a month now

 

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1 minute ago, Maroon legacy said:

I Can Fix Him is probably a happy song, it's so short

It's so short because it didn't take her very long to realize that she cannot, in fact, fix him.

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

Btw if there is some obscure Speak Now lore that OG stans know about, be kind enough to share it with the newbie on this blessed day

 

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Girlie was gonna name the album Enchanted until Sc*tt Borch*tta said NO. The only good things he's ever done I fear

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1 minute ago, AndThenTheCocaine said:

No skips front to back


Is it?

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1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

The way I suspected that she was going to serve true art with this one because she always follows up her peak albums with albums that are a bit less mainstream. I think she'll lean more into the 3am tracks direction of things, too.


 

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I see the vision

 

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Just now, HappierJealousy said:


Is it?

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Well, yes!

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

I Can Fix Him is probably a happy song, it's so short
 

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Also, the fact that this song is coming right after 5 minute long WAOLOM?
She's gonna do DBATC -> London Boy trick again :suburban:

 

Good luck with booking that I Can Fix Him is probably a happy song you speak of

 

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Honestly, I really don't need happy songs. Give me that PTSD queen

 

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1 minute ago, AndThenTheCocaine said:

Girlie was gonna name the album Enchanted until Sc*tt Borch*tta said NO. The only good things he's ever done I fear

Well that is not obscure lore (or maybe I already know the most obscure lore about SN who knows?).

 

And we thank Scott Borchetta for that. One of his only good actions. Let me put a flower on his spiritual grave as a thank you. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Klein said:

I obviously haven't listened to the album but I'd be beyond surprised if there wasn't at the very least one happy song on there. 

Usually I would agree, because she knows not her entire audience is sad, depressed and single. And she would add at least 2 or 3 happy songs to make everyone else happy, but I think she didn't do that this time.

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curious

 

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1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

The way I suspected that she was going to serve true art with this one because she always follows up her peak albums with albums that are a bit less mainstream. I think she'll lean more into the 3am tracks direction of things, too.


 

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when these tiktok "swifties" unstan because the album is depressing and doesn't have pop bangers :ryan3:

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Just now, Maroon legacy said:

when these tiktok "swifties" unstan because the album is depressing and doesn't have pop bangers :ryan3:

a dream

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2 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

when these tiktok "swifties" unstan because the album is depressing and doesn't have pop bangers :ryan3:

We might finally be free from seeing Rep TV theories for every single Friday of the year because a mix of girl math, astrology and delusion said so :ryan3:

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We always rank Speak Now lower than it deserves. When you actually get to each individual song, it's truly a gem. 

 

I put all the blame on Mine. This song could be deleted and her discography would actually improve. Literal noise.

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