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3 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

A potentially controversial opinion from the world's biggest Loser hater: "Cornelia Street" is the closest she has ever come to recapturing the feeling of Speak Now in a song released outside of that album. 
 

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It's Speak Now fanfiction at best! It could never be her. I get more Red bonus track energy from it tbh. 

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Jesus Christ Superman, thank you for your service. The album needed something decent to remind us of how amazing everything else was.

 

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"Something in his deep brown eyes has me saying,

he's not all bad like Taylor Swift's best album reputation"

 

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1 minute ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Jesus Christ Superman, thank you for your service. The album needed something decent to remind us of how amazing everything else was.

 

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nnnnnnnn PLEASE

 

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It also gave us a reason to hate Electric Guitar Worship Music even more, since that's just inferior JCSM

 

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Lord stole Xtina's voice for the final act of Superman, the Ursula voodoo never ends 

 

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Ready for Demi's vocals to make an appearance at the end of Electric Guitar Worship Music

 

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Just now, PoisonedIvy said:

Ready for Demi's vocals to make an appearance at the end of Electric Guitar Worship Music

 

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Yeah, the little Aretha moment was cute, but that man is just vocally hideous though props to him for making her look even hotter by comparison in that Victorias secret concert

 

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Mine Is a good opener for speak now. The Song is build like love story but while love story was very fairytale this is about a love story between real adults and It's complicated cause life It's complicated.

So It describes well like speak now is not an album about fairytales and princesess (so makes clear from track 1 this is not fearless!) but about the pain, problems and delusions you discover life is made when you grow up.

Sparks fly is too much fearless (i see Sparks fly whenever you smile :lakitu:... It's a good song but very not speak now thematically. It was written infact for fearless).

 

If the idea of the Song is good the content could have been Better. You can feel it's a Song where She talks about things She still don't know very well (living with a man, buying an house with him, making a child) and are imagination more than real things. I bet now She also thinks It's cute but at little bit goofy and too much "young person tries to act like an adult".

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Foolish One as the opening track of Speak Now OG would have been the collapse of all collapse

 

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I Can Fix Him the cringe trying-to-be-camp sing from this ablum ugh. The fact that it follows the best sing on the album as well, delete it delete it. 

 

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys the other cringe flop of the ablum, please delete so many people are asking you to delete, it's triggering for so many people

 

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart rounding out the bottom 3, I don't want moments of hope and levity on my depression ablum

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Just now, Klein said:

Foolish One as the opening track of Speak Now OG would have been the collapse of all collapse

 

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Why would you say such a controversial and yet so true thing?

 

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I Can See You should've been a multi week smash across the globe. The "Ah ah ah ah"s are so catchy

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Why would you say such a controversial and yet so true thing?

 

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"My cards are on the table" is literally the script for the entire album. I mean...

 

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Speak Now Ranking 

(because this one is the most important):

 

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1. Dear John 

2. Last Kiss 

3. The Story Of Us 

4. Long Live 

5. Sparks Fly 

6. Enchanted 

7. Mine 

8. If This Was A Movie (idc she will ALWAYS be a part of Speak Now)

9. I Can See You 

10. Castles Crumbling 

11. Superman 

12. Mean 

13. Better Than Revenge 

14. Innocent 

15. Timeless 

16. Foolish One 

17.  Back To December 

18. Speak Now 

19. Haunted 

20. Electric Touch 

21. When Emma Falls In Love 

22. Never Grow Up 

23. Ours 

 

There is no song here under an 8/10, actually the majority are 10/10. :jonny5:

 

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Electric Touch would fit very well on Camp Rock.

 

That is not a compliment.

 

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3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Yeah, the little Aretha moment was cute, but that man is just vocally hideous though props to him for making her look even hotter by comparison in that Victorias secret concert

 

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Oh I love that performance 

 

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Just realized someone will have to get creative for the gif spam of the Red era tomorrow, because the outfit is ugly and doesn't hold a candle to the Speak Now gown

 

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2 minutes ago, Great Username said:

 

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart rounding out the bottom 3, I don't want moments of hope and levity on my depression ablum

:dies: The fact I feel where you're coming from with this sentiment too :ahh: 

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1 minute ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Electric Touch would fit very well on Camp Rock.

 

That is not a compliment.

 

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WAIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT

 

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Just now, Klein said:

Just realized someone will have to get creative for the gif spam of the Red era tomorrow, because the outfit is ugly and doesn't hold a candle to the Speak Now gown

 

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Let's be for real; we all know it's gonna be the wedgie picking gif from the Red tour.

 

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7 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Ours has one of her best chorus melodies. I've always loved it.

 

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The way that I said back in 2018 that Ours thematically belonged in the setlist of the reputation Tour……….. and then I got it as my surprise song. My powers of manifestion were never stronger. 
 

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Conversely, my efforts to unmanifest Should've Said No for the Eras Tour backfired. I spent weeks praying for her to do it at a preceding show because I knew that she'd do it at mine if it weren't already crossed off the list. And sure enough, I got Should've Said No. I love the song to death, but it was already my Red Tour surprise song so I wanted something new. But I didn't really mind. Because it meant I actually got a debut song at the Eras Tour, and it was one of the songs that made me a stan, and having already gotten it in the past meant that I had a special connection with it  :heart2: Still a manifestation FAIL, though. :laugh: 

 

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Just now, Klein said:

Just realize someone will have to get creative for the gif spam of the Red era tomorrow, because the outfit is ugly and doesn't hold a candle to the Speak Now gown

 

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I was thinking we might have to go back to some of the cunty Red tour outfits. Maybe the YBWM gloves serve or the iconic WANEGBT circus ringleader :gaylorcat1:

 

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Posted
Just now, PoisonedIvy said:

Let's be for real; we all know it's gonna be the wedgie picking gif from the Red tour.

 

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sdhljkfhsdkf well yeah probably

 

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Just now, PoisonedIvy said:

Let's be for real; we all know it's gonna be the wedgie picking gif from the Red tour.

 

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NAURRRR

 

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When Elton John Inspired A Subgenre of Songwriting is cute or whatever, not much else to say. The melody is cute but of course it is, it's already a classic called Drops of Jupiter

 

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