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Oh Last Supper, even though you don't have that breath, they could never make me hate you :jonny5:

 

"you can plan for a change in weather or time, but I never planned on you changing your mind" *sad chord* *little base descending thing*

 

Like oh, that's music right there. That's PEAK music. Do some of y'all actually listen to the holy gospel of the Lord? Do you really soak in every single second of sound, every little choice hiding in the back waiting to be discovered and praised? Her work is so masterful, and so perfect that discovery and appreciation are never-ending, because there's always more. She's truly the Michelangelo of music, in the sense that you can spend decades analyzing every single second of almost every single song she's released, and there's still more to discover :jonny5:

 

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I will not continue my track-by-track reviews because while I hold a deep amount of nostalgia and sympathy for Long Lent, I can recognize that sonically and compositionally it's just not playing at the same level as the preceding four tracks. 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

she really GAGGED him with "today is never too late to be brand new"

 

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Exactly. That's such a broadly universal lesson, too! Like, @Klein today is never too late to be brand new and to be awestruck by the power of Messiah-Sent 

 

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We can call it a born-again Swiftism moment for you, you were a sinner in Swiftism, but after truly beginning to fathom and resonate with Messiah-Sent, you are born-again, free of sin!

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Oh Last Supper, even though you don't have that breath, they could never make me hate you :jonny5:

 

"you can plan for a change in weather or time, but I never planned on you changing your mind" *sad chord* *little base descending thing*

 

Like oh, that's music right there. That's PEAK music. Do some of y'all actually listen to the holy gospel of the Lord? Do you really soak in every single second of sound, every little choice hiding in the back waiting to be discovered and praised? Her work is so masterful, and so perfect that discovery and appreciation are never-ending, because there's always more. She's truly the Michelangelo of music, in the sense that you can spend decades analyzing every single second of almost every single song she's released, and there's still more to discover :jonny5:

 

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I will not continue my track-by-track reviews because while I hold a deep amount of nostalgia and sympathy for Long Lent, I can recognize that sonically and compositionally it's just not playing at the same level as the preceding four tracks. 

I need your review of the vault tracks though 

 

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Just now, Dear Reader said:

I need your review of the vault tracks though 

 

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They'll be coming. I have a meeting that starts in 23 minutes and I cannot fathom rushing the Vaults but once I return I will be spreading the holy word of the Sermon Now (New Testament) (From The Gospel) tracks :jonny5:

 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Exactly. That's such a broadly universal lesson, too! Like, @Klein today is never too late to be brand new and to be awestruck by the power of Messiah-Sent 

 

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We can call it a born-again Swiftism moment for you, you were a sinner in Swiftism, but after truly beginning to fathom and resonate with Messiah-Sent, you are born-again, free of sin!

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Still boring. I gave the song a stream, that was enough. 

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

They'll be coming. I have a meeting that starts in 23 minutes and I cannot fathom rushing the Vaults but once I return I will be spreading the holy word of the Sermon Now (New Testament) (From The Gospel) tracks :jonny5:

 

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The audacity of whoever booked that meeting interrupting the word of the Lord…

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

Still boring. I gave the song a stream, that was enough. 

 

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One day you'll get it, and I cannot wait

 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

One day you'll get it, and I cannot wait

 

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In the words of our beloved Nicole Scherzinger 

 

Spoiler

 

 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

The audacity of whoever booked that meeting interrupting the word of the Lord…

 

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Quite literally, I'm thinking about uttering a condemnation prayer against my boss. He doesn't strihm the Gospel either, no matter how much I've tried (which granted, isn't very, as I don't want to annoy him with Swiftism too much nnnn). Plus, this one is anticipated to be like two hours and is just a boring pre-client meeting (AND ITS NOT EVEN A CLIENT I WORK WITH!?), which is horrific. At least I'll get a catered lunch out of it

 

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Just now, Klein said:

In the words of our beloved Nicole Scherzinger 

 

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I'll run into you in Heaven in 200 years and make you see just what you're missing

 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Quite literally, I'm thinking about uttering a condemnation prayer against my boss. He doesn't strihm the Gospel either, no matter how much I've tried (which granted, isn't very, as I don't want to annoy him with Swiftism too much nnnn). Plus, this one is anticipated to be like two hours and is just a boring pre-client meeting (AND ITS NOT EVEN A CLIENT I WORK WITH!?), which is horrific. At least I'll get a catered lunch out of it

 

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well, good luck babe :heart:

 

I'm always preaching the ways of the Lord around my office, I even have a The Eras Tour movie poster on my desk. I'm know as the Swiftie by everyone, ugh my impact.

 

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Okay one last thought, Jesus Christ Superman's bridge and last chorus backing 'ahhhhh's... that's an under-appreciated classic right there. Yes, I choose to think this song is about my high school crush and not about the creature it's actually about, what about it? 

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Okay one last thought, Jesus Christ Superman's bridge and last chorus backing 'ahhhhh's... that's an under-appreciated classic right there. Yes, I choose to think this song is about my high school crush and not about the creature it's actually about, what about it? 

 

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I thought you said you were going to Heaven yet here you are praising that song

 

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Just now, Dear Reader said:

well, good luck babe :heart:

 

I'm always preaching the ways of the Lord around my office, I even have a The Eras Tour movie poster on my desk. I'm know as the Swiftie by everyone, ugh my impact.

 

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nnnn I drove a few of my (like 50+ year old ddd) colleagues to lunch and back last week and we were streaming the Lord even though none of them wanted to. Proselytization takes time, but I'm chipping away. 

 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

well, good luck babe :heart:

 

I'm always preaching the ways of the Lord around my office, I even have a The Eras Tour movie poster on my desk. I'm know as the Swiftie by everyone, ugh my impact.

 

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We're doing the Lord's work.

 

I converted 2 persons to Swiftism (we're a total of 8 people) and half of us are going to The Eras Tour. I should work for the French branch of Taylor Nation tbh.

 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

I thought you said you were going to Heaven yet here you are praising that song

 

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Oh it's still bottom 3 on the Book, but with a Book as good as Scripture Now... it's elevated just by association of its peers. Plus, the melody is quite pleasant and the guitar takes a massive **** on Electric Toothbrush's. 

 

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Just now, Klein said:

We're doing the Lord's work.

 

I converted 2 persons to Swiftism (we're a total of 8 people) and half of us are going to The Eras Tour. I should work for the French branch of Taylor Nation tbh.

 

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Well more accurately, I think you should start the French branch of Taylor Nation

 

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2 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

I thought you said you were going to Heaven yet here you are praising that song

 

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Not everyone can get the superiority of Superman 

 

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

nnnn I drove a few of my (like 50+ year old ddd) colleagues to lunch and back last week and we were streaming the Lord even though none of them wanted to. Proselytization takes time, but I'm chipping away. 

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

We're doing the Lord's work.

 

I converted 2 persons to Swiftism (we're a total of 8 people) and half of us are going to The Eras Tour. I should work for the French branch of Taylor Nation tbh.

 

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I've converted some to Siwftism too. 

 

We should honestly run Taylor Nation, most of this thread would do a better job at it anyway. I'd refuse to make all those Millenial tweets they make though nnnn

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Well more accurately, I think you should start the French branch of Taylor Nation

 

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You know what, sounds like a plan 

 

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Spoiler

and I'm only half joking

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

Not everyone can get the superiority of Superman 

 

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you can't get something that doesn't exist

 

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Just now, Dear Reader said:

 

I've converted some to Siwftism too. 

 

We should honestly run Taylor Nation, most of this thread would do a better job at it anyway. I'd refuse to make all those Millenial tweets they make though nnnn

There was a job opening with 13 Megladons last year that I deadass almost applied to :gaycat7:

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

Not everyone can get the superiority of Superman 

 

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Oh whack the Occipital lobe again for me

 

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Just now, Dear Reader said:

I've converted some to Siwftism too. 

 

We should honestly run Taylor Nation, most of this thread would do a better job at it anyway. I'd refuse to make all those Millenial tweets they make though nnnn

The way I'd create pools destined for Innocent to ALWAYS lose...

 

Like Innocent vs Enchanted

Innocent vs Dear John

Innocent vs All Too Well

 

... just to prove a point :clack:

 

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Seeing through OTH's eyes right now.....:gaycat6:

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