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7 hours ago, Achilles. said:

Actually, When Emma Steals Lily Gladstone's Oscar might have to be moved above I Can See John Mayer's Lawyers Preparing To Sue
 

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Actually, both might have to be moved above Better In 2010.  
 

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"Better in 2010" please :gaycat7:

 

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Cried with Long Live today as it's 5 months since my Errors Tour date. Didnt expect Preach Now revisit day to coincide with it. Tayvoodoo :jonny:

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Whew. Speak Now. Looking back, it has that same magic that is inherent in folklore. There's just something about it that transports you to another place.
 

What I love most about it is the constant outpouring of genuine and earnest emotion. For the past 14 years, when she wails on Dear John, it hits me every time like it's the first time that "wow, she's hurting.” When Enchanted's instrumental before the bridge hits, I think "wow, she's really falling in love" as if I've never heard it before. The quiet after the bridge of Last Kiss has me go "wow, she's in such despair that she's actually just sitting aimlessly on the floor, a waste of life in this moment.” These moments are why people love Taylor. There's no saving face in her writing.

 

I'd argue that Speak Now is THE Taylor Swift album. It's essential to who she is as an artist and integral to her continued evolution. And all at 19!!!

 

Dear John, Enchanted, Last Kiss — career top 3s for certain artists, but that these are all on ONE album where every song is at least an 8/10?! The first Taylor album I bought on release day AND at Target for the BONUS TRACKS?! did THAT :clap3:

 

and I don't care WHAT she says, If This Was a Movie is MY track #16

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HER MUSIC IS BACK ON TIK TOK! WE WON

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7 hours ago, Klein said:

Fun fact about my life before I was a Swiftie: 

 

In 2010, I had no idea who this girlie was. I discovered her existence on a forum, where a Swiftie said in the Rihanna thread that Taylor would block Loud from #1 with Speak Now. I was like "Speak What? Taylor Who?". So I digged a little, and the fans were saying Taylor's best song was Enchanted at the time. I listened to it, LOVED it, but never listened to Taylor again for a while out of spite because I was mad she was going to block LOUD. 

 

The next anecdote about my life before I was a Swiftie tomorrow, on Red's day

 

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I will say your past life as a Navy is fascinating to me

 

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and yes I literally hit my reaction limit with the first two pages I've read this morning :gaycat7:

 

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2 minutes ago, every1blinks said:

Whew. Speak Now. Looking back, it has that same magic that is inherent in folklore. There's just something about it that transports you to another place.
 

What I love most about it is the constant outpouring of genuine and earnest emotion. For the past 14 years, when she wails on Dear John, it hits me every time like it's the first time that "wow, she's hurting.” When Enchanted's instrumental before the bridge hits, I think "wow, she's really falling in love" as if I've never heard it before. The quiet after the bridge of Last Kiss has me go "wow, she's in such despair that she's actually just sitting aimlessly on the floor, a waste of life in this moment.” These moments are why people love Taylor. There's no saving face in her writing.

 

I'd argue that Speak Now is THE Taylor Swift album. It's essential to who she is as an artist and integral to her continued evolution. And all at 19!!!

 

Dear John, Enchanted, Last Kiss — career top 3s for certain artists, but that these are all on ONE album where every song is at least an 8/10?! The first Taylor album I bought on release day AND at Target for the BONUS TRACKS?! did THAT :clap3:

 

and I don't care WHAT she says, If This Was a Movie is MY track #16

PREACH SISTER

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It's all of her owned songs too?! Oh scooter is BONES

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Less than 3 months until Amsterdam's date.

 

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1 minute ago, OnlyManInTheWorld said:

Less than 3 months until Amsterdam's date.

 

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Making me realize I'm getting TTPD and my first Eras Tour date in less than a month :deadbanana2:

 

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Just now, Klein said:

Making me realize I'm getting TTPD and my first Eras Tour date in less than a month :deadbanana2:

 

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Reputation Tour at Wembley in 2018 was amazing. Glad to see her again soon.

 

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This album is making me want to gaslight myself into having an unrequited crush on anyone and feel the pain accordingly in the lyrics :nicole2:

 

There's a local cafe who's doing a listening party and I was so tempted on going, but I'd rather listen to it with my airpods at home cause' I don't think I will be able to catch much with people around reacting live to the lyrics :bibliahh:

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Okay I finally caught up so Speak Now thoughts are imminent, but can I just say that y'all didn't live up to my expectations last night?

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Like yes, y'all cleared the 700 pages, but most of what was said had nothing to do with praising Speak Now? Surely that's the best use of everyone's time today, I was expecting to wake up to hundreds of pages of praises, and it seems like maybe 6 of y'all have listened? Disappointing. 

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Let me begin the process of destroying my sleep schedule (it's already getting ****** over by TTPD, so I may as well start early) to keep y'all in line for the Red discourses tomorrow

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2 minutes ago, ParisTexas said:

This album is making me want to gaslight myself into having an unrequited crush on anyone and feel the pain accordingly in the lyrics :nicole2:

 

There's a local cafe who's doing a listening party and I was so tempted on going, but I'd rather listen to it with my airpods at home cause' I don't think I will be able to catch much with people around reacting live to the lyrics :bibliahh:

Tell them to cancel it. We need each one of those people listening in their own devices.

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She literally wasted the melody of three sad virgins on an snl skit:suburban:

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4 minutes ago, Bonicap said:

Tell them to cancel it. We need each one of those people listening in their own devices.

I'm about to forge a cease and desist letter for those extra streams :ryan3:

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34 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

I tapped on your window on your darkest night 

 

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Oh @Dear Reader good sister and fellow asylum inhabitant I know you're booked and busy with work today but you know what needs to be done :gaycat4:

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Anyway, I do fear I have less to say in advocacy of Sermon Now since it is so broadly beloved by the fanbase, but wow. What a moment I will never forget. A moment that is most pleasing to me in Lord's career :jonny5:

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Yes, I did spot the unrepentant heathens up-thread who were trying to get a laugh in at its expense, but they're condemned to Hell anyway so I won't bother clocking. I just hope they know their time is coming

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I want to take this time to celebrate the evisceration of Camilla Belle on Bibles for Repentance. Was it misogynistic, and a territorial attack on the new girl of her third-ugliest ex with the second-worst personality? Yes. Did she deserve the whacking she got? Yes. Did the lyric change bother me? Yes, but the vast improvements to the adlibs more than made up for it. Despite what some of the girls (even some of my beloved girls) were saying earlier, there isn't a song here that wasn't improved in some way by the release of the New Testament, in a way that was materially different enough for me to choose them over the Old Testament. The closest in quality is obviously Scripture Now, but even in a true tie (which this is not, as I still prefer the New Testament's vocal spacing to Nathan Chapman's original cramped mix), I'm always going to prefer the new blessed vocals over the... emotive screeches of times past. 

 

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15 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Oh @Dear Reader good sister and fellow asylum inhabitant I know you're booked and busy with work today but you know what needs to be done :gaycat4:

there you go babe

 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

there you go babe

 

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mwah ilysm :heart2:

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Now, I really didn't want to be doing track by track reviews here because it can be exhausting, but I need to take a moment to praise Messiah-Sent as a true hymnal of the scripture. It's a story of evisceration by infantilization. She really called Kanye a little baby ***** boy, and got away with it because she pretended to be sympathetic :jonny5:

The gumption and resolve Lord had to PLAY THE SONG IN FRONT OF HIM :jonny5:

 

Like... that's Mother Mary behavior right there :jonny5:

 

TIME! TURNS! FLAMES TO EMBERS! YOU'LL! HAVE! NEW SEPTEMBERS! 

LIGHTS! CHANGE! LIKE THE WEATHER! I! HOPE! YOU REMEMBER!

 

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25 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

She literally wasted the melody of three sad virgins on an snl skit:suburban:

Imagine if one of the Hobo evisceration tracks samples the melody oh I'd be gagged I can't lie :clownny:

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Also, for anyone looking to pen their own biblical nicknames, I've found that a guide like this is very helpful :ryan3:

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**** it, I'll continue to do a mini track-by-track review on my favorite section of Sermon Now! Standard (Swift 3:10-13)

 

Heavenaunted... the LEGEND that you ******* are. The power that Hauntedsus has, the intelligence that Hauntedsus has, the clearance that Hauntedsus has, the access that Hauntedsus has, the influence that Hauntedsus has, the profile that Hauntedsus has, the international implica-

 

The notes... she and Heaven were in direct communication during the belts in the last quarter of the song. Most people just wouldn't understand it, and I feel sorry for them. She was communing with deities at a level far far above their heads... it's awe-inspiring :jonny5:

 

 

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12 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Now, I really didn't want to be doing track by track reviews here because it can be exhausting, but I need to take a moment to praise Messiah-Sent as a true hymnal of the scripture. It's a story of evisceration by infantilization. She really called Kanye a little baby ***** boy, and got away with it because she pretended to be sympathetic :jonny5:

The gumption and resolve Lord had to PLAY THE SONG IN FRONT OF HIM :jonny5:

 

Like... that's Mother Mary behavior right there :jonny5:

 

TIME! TURNS! FLAMES TO EMBERS! YOU'LL! HAVE! NEW SEPTEMBERS! 

LIGHTS! CHANGE! LIKE THE WEATHER! I! HOPE! YOU REMEMBER!

 

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she really GAGGED him with "today is never too late to be brand new"

 

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