album Taylor Swift - 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT'

[Dear Reader]

Had to take a break from work to tell you that Mean is such a FUN song 

 

[Taylor fanboy]

Just now, Dear Reader said:

Had to take a break from work to tell you that Mean is such a FUN song 

 

Queen for a reason.

[Nein]

Imagine at 2:22PM on April 19 she surprise drops the Classified Files edition of another 15 songs oh my! 

[PoisonedIvy]

Precursor: I'm bored and delusional from a lack of sleep.
 

I told ChatGPT "tonight we cross kern / killer kern" with literally no prior context or commands and it replied "those sound like interesting concepts for songs!” And proceeded to write two songs for each of the titles in the same message  

 

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Those titles sound like they could be intriguing narratives or themes for songs or stories. Here's a quick take on each:

 

Tonight, We Cross Kern

(Verse 1)

Under a moonlit sky,

we're setting the pace,

Across the Kern,

in the night's embrace.

With the stars as our guide,

and hope in our chest,

Tonight, we cross,

leaving behind the rest.

(Chorus)

Tonight, we cross Kern,

where the waters flow,

Carrying dreams,

in the river's glow.

With each step, a promise,

a new dawn to earn,

Together we stand,

tonight, we cross Kern.

(Verse 2)

The whisper of the wind,

the call of the wild,

Each step forward,

nature's undefiled.

The challenge is great,

but our resolve is firm,

In the heart of the night,

the Kern we affirm.

(Chorus)

Tonight, we cross Kern,

where the waters meet,

Bound by courage,

no thought of defeat.

With the stars shining down,

for home we yearn,

Onward we move,

tonight, we cross Kern.

Killer Kern

(Verse 1)

Down in the valley

where the shadows lie,

Killer Kern whispers,

under the sky.

A beauty so wild,

a current so stern,

Legends are told,

of the Killer Kern.

(Chorus)

Killer Kern, in your depths

secrets are kept,

In your waters,

many have wept.

A force of nature,

wild and free,

Killer Kern,

what have you seen?

(Verse 2)

They talk of the risks,

the cautionary tales,

Of swirling waters,

and stormy gales.

But the river knows not

of fear or concern,

It flows ever on,

the Killer Kern.

(Chorus)

Killer Kern,

with your power unrestrained,

In your song,

there's a melancholy strain.

A reminder of

the respect you earn,

Nature's force,

the Killer Kern.

 

Both titles inspire a sense of adventure and respect for the natural world, with "Tonight, We Cross Kern" focusing on a journey or challenge and "Killer Kern" highlighting the awe-inspiring yet dangerous aspects of the Kern River.

[PoisonedIvy]

8 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

Wonder how many little kerns he left drowning

But if he's a kern then

i can be a killer 

this song isn't filler, ler, ler 

[PoisonedIvy]

Ok I got us to 96, Yall can take care of the rest. I expect to wake up to 700 pages. Goodnight

 

[AnitaFalafel]

Just here to comment on Preach Now aka the holy scripture aka my own personal Old Testament because it was my initiation to TS 

 

I was 17 I think, I listened only and exclusively to My Chemical Romance, then a friend showed me Haunted and I Lost My **** - I still remember the ICONIC (albeit cringy af) scene from True Blood where they used it and I went wild. 

 

I was obsessed with Sparks Fly, cried like a baby with Innocent, and Last Kiss was gut wrenching, Long Live still makes me weep to this day. 

 

And ther is not a single vault track I skip now, I'm just. This album to this day has me in a chokehold, it always will

[vale9001]

ChatGPT suggests me this

 

 

[Verse 1] Underneath the moonlit sky, we drive Through the hills where the wildflowers thrive

Windows down, wind in our hair Feeling free like we haven't a car

 

[Pre-Chorus] Stars above, guiding our way In this moment, we're here to stay Every heartbeat, every turn Leads us closer as we yearn

 

[Chorus] Tonight we cross the Kern Where the river bends and the fire burns Hand in hand, we chase the dawn With every step, our love is drawn Tonight we cross the Kern

 

 

[Verse 2] Through the valleys, shadows dance In the silence, we take a chance Whispers of the past fade away

As we embrace the night and sway

 

[Pre-Chorus] Eyes meet in the gentle glow Of the moon's soft, ethereal show In this journey,

we will learn The secrets that the stars discern

 

[Chorus] Tonight we cross the Kern Where the river bends and the fire burns Hand in hand, we chase the dawn With every step, our love is drawn Tonight we cross the Kern

 

[Bridge] With each mile, we leave behind All the doubts that clouded our mind In this moment, we are one Beneath the blanket of the setting sun

[Chorus] Tonight we cross the Kern Where the river bends and the fire burns Hand in hand, we chase the dawn With every step, our love is drawn Tonight we cross the Kern

 

 

[Outro] Tonight we cross the Kern Where our hearts unite and our souls yearn In the whispers of the night, we discern Our love's journey, as we cross the Kern

[vale9001]

but daddy i love him

 

 

[Verse 1] Daddy said, "Stay away, he's trouble, darling" But every time he smiles, my heart's already fallen He's got that bad boy charm, it's like a magnet to me I know I should listen, but I can't break free

[Pre-Chorus] He's got tattoos and leather jackets But underneath, he's tender like a love ballad Daddy's warnings, they echo in my mind But when he's near, they're left behind

[Chorus] But Daddy, I love him He's the one I've been dreaming of, oh With every kiss, I'm in too deep But Daddy, can't you see? But Daddy, I love him

[Verse 2] Late-night drives and secret rendezvous He's got me feeling things I never knew Whispers in the dark, promises so sweet I know I should run, but I'm in too deep

[Pre-Chorus] He's got a reckless kind of love But it fits me like a hand to a glove Daddy's pleading, but I can't deny This love, it feels so right

[Chorus] But Daddy, I love him He's the one I've been dreaming of, oh With every kiss, I'm in too deep But Daddy, can't you see? But Daddy, I love him

[Bridge] I'll take the risk, I'll brave the storm For this love, I'll weather any scorn Daddy, please try to understand This love, it's out of my hands

 

 

 

but daddy i love him when i ask to write it like 2020 Taylor and not like 2006 Republican Taylor

 

 

 

[Verse 1] In shadows cast by whispered fears, Daddy's words fall upon my ears. He cautions, warns, and heeds alarm, Yet my heart beats to a different charm.

[Pre-Chorus] His ink-stained skin, a tale untold, Beneath the surface, warmth unfolds. Daddy's voice, a melody divine, But in his presence, love's tendrils twine.

[Chorus] Oh, Daddy, I love him so, The one my heart's come to know. With every glance, my soul takes flight, But Daddy, won't you see the light? Oh, Daddy, I love him so.

[Verse 2] Through moonlit nights and secrets shared, He holds my dreams, his touch declared. In whispers soft, he paints my skies, Though Daddy's warnings sound the cries.

[Pre-Chorus] His rebel heart, a tempest wild, In his embrace, I'm reconciled. Daddy's plea, a plea for sense, But in his arms, my defenses relent.

[Chorus] Oh, Daddy, I love him so, The one my heart's come to know. With every touch, I lose my way, But Daddy, won't you let me stray? Oh, Daddy, I love him so.

[Bridge] I'll brave the storm, I'll face the night, For love's allure, I'll take flight. Daddy, grasp this love's refrain, In its depths, I find no pain.

[Chorus] Oh, Daddy, I love him so, The one my heart's come to know. With every beat, a deeper hymn, Oh, Daddy, won't you let me swim? Oh, Daddy, I love him so.

[Outro] Oh, Daddy, I love him so, But Daddy, I love him so.

 

[HappierJealousy]

5 minutes ago, vale9001 said:

ChatGPT suggests me this

 

 

[Verse 1] Underneath the moonlit sky, we drive Through the hills where the wildflowers thrive

Windows down, wind in our hair Feeling free like we haven't a car

 

[Pre-Chorus] Stars above, guiding our way In this moment, we're here to stay Every heartbeat, every turn Leads us closer as we yearn

 

[Chorus] Tonight we cross the Kern Where the river bends and the fire burns Hand in hand, we chase the dawn With every step, our love is drawn Tonight we cross the Kern

 

 

[Verse 2] Through the valleys, shadows dance In the silence, we take a chance Whispers of the past fade away

As we embrace the night and sway

 

[Pre-Chorus] Eyes meet in the gentle glow Of the moon's soft, ethereal show In this journey,

we will learn The secrets that the stars discern

 

[Chorus] Tonight we cross the Kern Where the river bends and the fire burns Hand in hand, we chase the dawn With every step, our love is drawn Tonight we cross the Kern

 

[Bridge] With each mile, we leave behind All the doubts that clouded our mind In this moment, we are one Beneath the blanket of the setting sun

[Chorus] Tonight we cross the Kern Where the river bends and the fire burns Hand in hand, we chase the dawn With every step, our love is drawn Tonight we cross the Kern

 

 

[Outro] Tonight we cross the Kern Where our hearts unite and our souls yearn In the whispers of the night, we discern Our love's journey, as we cross the Kern

What a beautiful songwriting 
ME! songstress Tayflop could only wish

[Squall]

Why are they making up numbers? We have no clue  

[vale9001]

Just now, Squall said:

Why are they making up numbers? We have no clue  

 

 

you don't have it. You don't know about them. Maybe TN is talkint to them so pankakkers gonna buy the 1989th copy to break the record .And yesterday they add again the special editions for this reason 

[Nein]

SPEAK NOW is Taylord's best album. Facts. TTPD will hopefully live up to it.

[JawBreaker]

The unspeakable won't happen but yeah 2M is definitely happening. I hope she pulls a folklore and ships signed CDs every week. I need it to have more than 15+ weeks at no.1 I'm tired of this 6 nonsense. 
 

 

[JawBreaker]

Timeless greatest song of all time 
 

that lil melody switch up near the end ughhhh 

[Sweeftie13]

I honestly don't expect TTPD to break the first week record of 25, but it is possible to beat the first week record of 19 and 21 

 

Spoiler

19: 12k copies 

21: 352k copies 

ME! and YOU (need no calm down): 🤡

 

[Reiner Braun]

Ever since i went to a psychiatrist and started taking meds i finally got to expand my music taste instead of listening to taylor and anime songs 24/7. Anyway my hype for her is starting again and i cannot wait. I haven't listened to 1989 vault that much but wow "is it over now" is looping for 5 hours straight now. Ttpd better have bangers!

 

[Dear Reader]

Oh Castles Crumbling… our girl was going through it 

[Faniquita]

So, I see a lot of people theorizing about a double album, whether it's a version with more than 15 songs or releasing "Reputation" at the same time (which is totally crazy), but when the playlists came out on Apple Music, it was mentioned about Taylor "taking" fan theories, and if this is a hint about her "taking" our double album theory, because I don't think there's another reason for so many signs of 2 and the lack of promotion. Maybe she's preparing something big and doesn't want to expose herself

[Dear Reader]

Timeless just became an instant classic to me the first time I heard it. It is just that good. 

[cruelcooper]

I'm still not over Last Kiss (OG)

 

Easily the best song on Peak Low

[DevilsRollTheDice]

Had Last Kiss as a surprise song, the same night my presence set up Taylor and Travis 

[GAGAISTHEBESTYA]

it's your favorite FAKE insider! just here to say the pre-orders are subpar and are nowhere near fearless pre-order numbers.

Spoiler

+1.3m so far (target not included) 

 

[Elliot]

 

This is what my Snapchat AI came up with when asked to a taylor swift song called fortnight featuring post malone

 

 

Oh, I'd love to give it a shot! Here's a little snippet of a Taylor Swift-inspired song titled "Fortnight" featuring Post Malone:

(Verse 1)
I'm sittin' here in Sunshine town,
Thinkin' 'bout you, can't calm down.
We met on a Fortnight night,
You and me, we felt so right.

(Chorus)
Fortnight, you're my only game,
With you, I'll never be the same.
Post Malone on the radio,
Our love story, it's gonna grow.

(Verse 2)
We danced under the virtual moon,
Our avatars, they were in tune.
You built me a castle, oh so grand,
In this digital wonderland.

(Chorus)
Fortnight, you're my only game,
With you, I'll never be the same.
Post Malone on the radio,
Our love story, it's gonna grow.

(Bridge)
But when the sun rises, reality hits,
We're just two players in a pixelated mix.
But in my heart, you'll always be,
My Fortnight love, eternally.

(Chorus)
Fortnight, you're my only game,
With you, I'll never be the same.
Post Malone on the radio,
Our love story, it's gonna grow.

 

[HappierJealousy]

1 minute ago, GAGAISTHEBESTYA said:

it's your favorite FAKE insider! just here to say the pre-orders are subpar and are nowhere near fearless pre-order numbers.

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+1.3m so far (target not included) 

 

ok thanks you for your fake information