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3 minutes ago, Great Username said:

Ugh the ME! verses are so good.

 

I know that I went psycho on the phone a very underrated snakegate reference as well 

Actually, you are right and you should say it! :whistle:

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3 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

"We Were Happy" would actually slide really well into evermore right before Happiness :deadbanana4: 

YES. More proof that she made evergod for us Countrylor worshippers. :celestial:

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1 minute ago, By the Water said:
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Miss Tri-Bi >>> CaCa :ryan3:

 

Hall C was one of the few people that properly supported Taylor when the masters thing first went down so I don't mind her

 

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True, CaCa being purged, even before the scandals, was a blessing :ryan3:

 

I don't hate Hall C as an awards show friend (which I guess is what she was), and someone Tay posts an instagram story when she puts out an album, but like... there are tiers to Hollywood and I think they're in different realms now

 

 

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Are we really starting with the ME! praise :deadbanana2:

 

Someone lock me in an asylum and let me out April 19th at 12:00 a.m :rip:

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The release of ME! was one of the absolute highlights of my stanning experience. 
 

Taylor having to log into tumblr to tell people that the song was not, in fact, for an animated children's movie about talking pets. A swiftie spoiling Iron Man's death. The album title being "hidden" in the music video and everyone ignoring the giant "LOVER" sign to invent the most random **** imaginable. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner seeing her perform the song and promptly eloping in an impromptu marriage that was livestreamed out of a tiny chapel in the dead of night. Swifties bullying her into deleting "hey kids!” when that was the least offensive part of the bridge. The absolute DESPERATION to pull ahead of Old Town Road; she sold vinyls of a live performance rehearsal. :rofl:
 

I love ME! She brought all the kiis. What has Tortured Eardrums given us except for the pre-order links of five variants?

 

:clack:

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50 members tuned in to see… ME! praise. :toofunny2:

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ME! is her best and most remembered lead single and the start of her global domination let's be honest

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Just now, Achilles. said:

The release of ME! was one of the absolute highlights of my stanning experience. 
 

Taylor having to log into tumblr to tell people that the song was not, in fact, for an animated children's movie about talking pets. A swiftie spoiling Iron Man's death. The album title being "hidden" in the music video and everyone ignoring the giant "LOVER" sign to invent the most random **** imaginable. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner seeing her perform the song and promptly eloping in an impromptu marriage that was livestreamed out of a tiny chapel in the dead of night. Swifties bullying her into deleting "hey kids!” when that was the least offensive part of the bridge. The absolute DESPERATION to pull ahead of Old Town Road; she sold vinyls of a live performance rehearsal. :rofl:
 

I love ME! She brought all the kiis. What has Tortured Eardrums given us except for the pre-order links of five variants?

 

:clack:

I still remember when we heard that the album title is hidden in the MV and there was like 100500 different variations, but Lover was kinda "nah, she wouldn't put the title on the most visible place, she knows we're not stupid" :ryan3:

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3 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

The release of ME! was one of the absolute highlights of my stanning experience. 
 

Taylor having to log into tumblr to tell people that the song was not, in fact, for an animated children's movie about talking pets. A swiftie spoiling Iron Man's death. The album title being "hidden" in the music video and everyone ignoring the giant "LOVER" sign to invent the most random **** imaginable. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner seeing her perform the song and promptly eloping in an impromptu marriage that was livestreamed out of a tiny chapel in the dead of night. Swifties bullying her into deleting "hey kids!” when that was the least offensive part of the bridge. The absolute DESPERATION to pull ahead of Old Town Road; she sold vinyls of a live performance rehearsal. :rofl:
 

I love ME! She brought all the kiis. What has Tortured Eardrums given us except for the pre-order links of five variants?

 

:clack:

The live rehearsal performance vinyls always send me :rip: and all that for #2

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THOSE were the trenches, girls 

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6 minutes ago, SLUTTVFTV said:

Are we really starting with the ME! praise :deadbanana2:

 

Someone lock me in an asylum and let me out April 19th at 12:00 a.m :rip:

Yeah... it's getting bad for some girls :gaycat6:

 

I don't think you're the one who needs an asylum

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ME! reminds me of the best year of my life, back when I was in a relationship and I felt loved and adored by someone I thought was the one. I had just graduated from high school and I was so excited to start university and meet new people. Then covid came and ruined it for me :suburban:

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6 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

The release of ME! was one of the absolute highlights of my stanning experience. 
 

Taylor having to log into tumblr to tell people that the song was not, in fact, for an animated children's movie about talking pets. A swiftie spoiling Iron Man's death. The album title being "hidden" in the music video and everyone ignoring the giant "LOVER" sign to invent the most random **** imaginable. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner seeing her perform the song and promptly eloping in an impromptu marriage that was livestreamed out of a tiny chapel in the dead of night. Swifties bullying her into deleting "hey kids!” when that was the least offensive part of the bridge. The absolute DESPERATION to pull ahead of Old Town Road; she sold vinyls of a live performance rehearsal. :rofl:
 

I love ME! She brought all the kiis. What has Tortured Eardrums given us except for the pre-order links of five variants?

 

:clack:

The song was a literal nightmare fuel but it was fun to be a stan at that time. Swiftie Twitter kinda peaked summer 2019 if you really think about it

 

:clack:

 

It's the way that this post made me go get up and open the literal box in my closet where I keep all my old TayVinyl, and dig out the seven ******* ME! vinyl I have :deadbanana4:

 

the Joe and Sophie wedding I can't believe I forgot

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4 minutes ago, HappierJealousy said:

ME! is her best and most remembered lead single and the start of her global domination let's be honest

I can't count how many different ways that this post is wrong. 
 

 

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3 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

I still remember when we heard that the album title is hidden in the MV and there was like 100500 different variations, but Lover was kinda "nah, she wouldn't put the title on the most visible place, she knows we're not stupid" :ryan3:

We were thinking it was Kaleidoscope or Home or something obscure and it was the GIANT ******* BILLBOARD :gaycat6:

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8 minutes ago, folkloreking said:

50 members tuned in to see… ME! praise. :toofunny2:

You know... I joke about ME! praisers needing to go to the asylum... maybe this is the asylum and we just don't know :ryan3:

 

I think we're all sufficiently mentally unwell for it to qualify, at least :ryan3:

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29 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Please I snorted :deadbanana4:

 

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Also can I say I'm glad we're out of the Taylor/Hall-C friendship era :deadbanana4:

 

Is that a hot take? 

 

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Don't get me wrong, yes she can be a mess (never forget her documented teenage oth era), but is she really worse than the recantation of the republican sorority era as whole adults this time around, lead by the head ***** mrs rape defender….

 

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2 hours ago, Heldenzeit said:

So when I go to my orders page...

 

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What are these

The road to travel to cross Kern 

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3 hours ago, SLUTTVFTV said:

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ATRL has made it to Pinterest :rip::rip::rip:

 

3 hours ago, wastedpotential said:

@NEX nnnnn

nnn.... I'm dying 

 

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But stay tuned for the freshest insider tea, spilled occasionally, in this thread only  :bird:

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Just now, Michael196 said:
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Don't get me wrong, yes she can be a mess (never forget her documented teenage oth era), but is she really worse than the recantation of the republican sorority era as whole adults this time around, lead by the head ***** mrs rape defender….

 

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nnnn you know I don't like any of the WAGs either, I'm a Blake, Claire, and Abigail truther to the end of time. I think we're stuck with Selena just from inertia, but everyone else can go :ryan3:

 

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How are they so confident about this?

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10 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

A swiftie spoiling Iron Man's death

Sometimes I remember this actually happened and :bibliahh:

 

like say this sentence out loud :bibliahh:

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Oh wow oh wow. Our girls said that the Tayoncé alliance WILL prosper. :jonny5:

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As a comeback single, ME! didn't work because it didn't really say much of anything or explode into everyone's airwaves. It has its moments, though.

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4 minutes ago, Achilles. said:


 

Oh wow oh wow. Our girls said that the Tayoncé alliance WILL prosper. :jonny5:

Ugh I was just watching :jonny5:

 

They always have it down

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6 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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nnnn you know I don't like any of the WAGs either, I'm a Blake, Claire, and Abigail truther to the end of time. I think we're stuck with Selena just from inertia, but everyone else can go :ryan3:

 

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I'd add Gigi too but between siding with her racist and proudly abusive mother, and dating hollywood's main predator, she's been losing a lot of points…

 

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