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57 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

*Someone mentions Lover or reputa*

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Let's do album rankings for another +100

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Posted
4 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

My friend who works for Republic just shared a lot of tea.

 

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The lead single is The Alchemy. But I Can Fix Him, No Really I Can is going to get the biggest playlist push first week.

 

There is a literal geriatric choir on Down Bad.

 

Fortnight is the rock "I forgot that you existed.” 
 

Florida!!! features very little Taylor and mostly Florence.
 

loml has vocals that shatter wine glasses.


Clara Bow has lyrics that cut grass.

 

The first half of the album is reputation electroclash synthpop produced by Jack.

 

The second half is Joel Little coproducing with the Dessners and Louis Bell, very reminiscent of "Only the Young" and "The Man.”

 

Many verses adjacent to "karma is a cat,” but album is not all bad lyrics. 

 

Don't let @TaylorSwiftCharts see this!

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Posted
5 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

My friend who works for Republic just shared a lot of tea.

 

  Hide contents

The lead single is The Alchemy. But I Can Fix Him, No Really I Can is going to get the biggest playlist push first week.

 

There is a literal geriatric choir on Down Bad.

 

Fortnight is the rock "I forgot that you existed.” 
 

Florida!!! features very little Taylor and mostly Florence.
 

loml has vocals that shatter wine glasses.


Clara Bow has lyrics that cut grass.

 

The first half of the album is reputation electroclash synthpop produced by Jack.

 

The second half is Joel Little coproducing with the Dessners and Louis Bell, very reminiscent of "Only the Young" and "The Man.”

 

Many verses adjacent to "karma is a cat,” but album is not all bad lyrics. 

 

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Shall I reveal the songwriting credits from my sources in UMG?

 

They were right with Say Don't Go last time. More credible than these insiders. 

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Shall I reveal the songwriting credits from my sources in UMG?

 

They were right with Say Don't Go last time. More credible than these insiders. 

 

:ryan3:

Yes. Even if you're lying

Posted
7 minutes ago, Vespertine said:

Let's do album rankings for another +100

We already did album rankings today. We should do the rarer, more difficult, and more revealing thing: list our top 20 Taylor Swift songs. 
 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

We already did album rankings today. We should do the rarer, more difficult, and more revealing thing: list our top 20 Taylor Swift songs. 
 

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What if your top 10 is basically one huge tie? 

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, 19SLAYty9 said:

Yes. Even if you're lying

Take this with a grain of salt.

 

Florida!!! - Taylor Swift, Florence Welch, Jack Antonoff, Kid Harpoon

Posted
7 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Shall I reveal the songwriting credits from my sources in UMG?

 

They were right with Say Don't Go last time. More credible than these insiders. 

 

:ryan3:

Please do! And I hope you're serious bc we've had our fair share of fake tea for this week. :redface:

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Actually, we should rank the vault tracks on longevity.

 

1. Red vault - basically all instant classic additions to her discography that continue to be praised

2. Speak Now vault - cute but already semi forgotten outside of I Can See You and Timeless

3. 1989 vault - very much a bunch of quick little vault tracks all overshadowed by just one song (Is It Over Now?)

4. Fearless vault - extremely forgotten and irrelevant, sad to say

 

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Take this with a grain of salt.

 

Florida!!! - Taylor Swift, Florence Welch, Jack Antonoff, Kid Harpoon

This would make sense! Kid Harpoon has wrote a lot of songs with Florence since the beginning of her career. Is that the only song they shared the credits?

Posted

Speak Now Vault

Fearless Vault

Red Vault

1989 Vault

Posted

Please tell me the insider info that one Taylor chart account has been posting isn't just a bunch of bs y'all been spewing in here :suburban:

Posted
1 minute ago, scottstreet said:

This would make sense! Kid Harpoon has wrote a lot of songs with Florence since the beginning of her career. Is that the only song they shared the credits?

Yes. I hope they're lying because Jack is there.

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Take this with a grain of salt.

 

Florida!!! - Taylor Swift, Florence Welch, Jack Antonoff, Kid Harpoon

Yes and Florence is on that track as a producer as well from what I remember. 
 

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, By the Water said:

Please tell me the insider info that one Taylor chart account has been posting isn't just a bunch of bs y'all been spewing in here :suburban:

We are the insiders, baby!

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Sweetenertea said:

Yes and Florence is on that track from what I remember. 
 

 

Could you confirm or deny these allegations?:

 

1. The lead single is The Alchemy. But I Can Fix Him, No Really I Can is going to get the biggest playlist push first week.

 

2. There is a literal geriatric choir on Down Bad.

 

3. Fortnight is the rock "I forgot that you existed.” 
 

4. Florida!!! features very little Taylor and mostly Florence.
 

5.  loml has vocals that shatter wine glasses.


6. Clara Bow has lyrics that cut grass.

 

7. The first half of the album is reputation electroclash synthpop produced by Jack.

 

8. The second half is Joel Little coproducing with the Dessners and Louis Bell, very reminiscent of "Only the Young" and "The Man.”

 

9. Many verses adjacent to "karma is a cat,” but album is not all bad lyrics. 
 

10. Andrea had to leave the room for "The Tortured Poets Department.”

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Posted
1 minute ago, Sweetenertea said:

Yes and Florence is on that track as a producer as well from what I remember. 
 

 

Now you remember songwriters? Share some more then

:suburban:

Posted
1 minute ago, Sweetenertea said:

Yes and Florence is on that track as a producer as well from what I remember. 
 

 

does it sound more like a florence song or a taylor song?

Posted
12 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Take this with a grain of salt.

 

Florida!!! - Taylor Swift, Florence Welch, Jack Antonoff, Kid Harpoon

Thanks for sharing! This makes me happy. Maybe kid harpoon produced too? Happy she worked with new people

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In before it sounds like Lana Del Rey (again)

 

:suburban:

Posted
3 minutes ago, Vespertine said:

Actually, we should rank the vault tracks on longevity.

Tier I: All Time Favorites

Timeless

Better Man

All Too Well (10 Grammys Version)

 

Tier II: Pure Excellence

Forever Winter

Nothing New

I Can See You

Don't You

Foolish One

Say Don't Go

Is It Over Now?

 

Tier III: Great Song, Beautiful Song

Mr Perfectly Fine

When Emma Falls In Love

Castles Crumbling

We Were Happy

Babe

 

Tier IV: whoopigoldbergokay.gif

I Bet You Think About Me

Run

Electric Touch

Now That We Don't Talk

Bye Bye Baby

****!

Suburban Legends

 

Tier V: I Forgot That You Existed

That's When

The Very First Night

Message in a Bottle

You All Over Me

 

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I hate to be the one to say it, but I fear this may be an all Jack album:dancehall3:

Posted
1 minute ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Could you confirm or deny these allegations?:

 

 

1. The lead single is The Alchemy. But I Can Fix Him, No Really I Can is going to get the biggest playlist push first week.

 

2. There is a literal geriatric choir on Down Bad.

 

3. Fortnight is the rock "I forgot that you existed.” 
 

4. Florida!!! features very little Taylor and mostly Florence.
 

5.  has vocals that shatter wine glasses.


6. Clara Bow has lyrics that cut grass.

 

7. The first half of the album is reputation electroclash synthpop produced by Jack.

 

8. The second half is Joel Little coproducing with the Dessners and Louis Bell, very reminiscent of "Only the Young" and "The Man.”

 

9. Many verses adjacent to "karma is a cat,” but album is not all bad lyrics. 
 

10. Andrea had to leave the room for "The Tortured Poets Department.”

Wow! All of them are true!!! I cant believe it!/s

 

5 and 6 I guess, haven't heard Clara bow but sure.

 

im looking for ur questions and want to answer them! I appreciate yall letting me talk, I understand it's super weird to say i have tea when i could easily be lying and it's ok not to believe me! 
 

 

Posted
Just now, Sweetenertea said:

Wow! All of them are true!!! I cant believe it!/s

 

5 and 6 I guess, haven't heard Clara bow but sure.

 

im looking for ur questions and want to answer them! I appreciate yall letting me talk, I understand it's super weird to say i have tea when i could easily be lying and it's ok not to believe me! 
 

 

You're the GAGAISTHEBESTYA of this album release. Maybe their Midnights tea was true, maybe it wasn't. We'll never know, care, or remember. But we thank yall for providing us with content that the fragile minds can meltdown to.

 

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