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6 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

And 2,972 days before the release of Evermore was the release of Red!

 

 

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I was supposed to sweat pop Taylor out
In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else's playground
But it's been two thousand nine hundred and seventy two days of our love blackout
The system's breaking down (the system's breaking down)
 
I think her pop career was a glitch
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2 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

If you subtract 2 and 2 from 7, then add 9, then turn the little comma into a 1 by making it bigger and also add that, you get 13

 

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Oh see, I knew she planned it

 

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I'm glad she's on board with us on the crusade of the fact that Red is kinda a wayward folkmore sibling with a few benign pop track growths on its back

 

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Anyways the insider true or not explained with rep reference means the pop Songs are like noisy ...not they are edm dance or the same genre...this is why red Is also cited and its pop songs have a different sound from rep.

 

Its only reference to sound and not "Mood" is 70s rock and alt pop.

 

The real thing you should get from this insider is the album is pop, so kinda 3-4 minutes songs (and not these 6-7 minutes songs someone wanted like for skip now) not it sounds like rep or pop Red. 

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Where are the girls who were looking forward to and hoping the Post Malone collab would be a serve like the Beyonce one? Our sis doesn't have the vernacular when it comes to collabs....

 

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fortnight is going to be a ballad i fear

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1 minute ago, G.U.Y_Del_Rey said:

puta + Red ballads is such a weird combination, are "insiders" running out of ideas for fake tea.

Eh. Back in the day, @bluebirdsforever teased that "Maroon" was like a rep ballad when the song's entire conceit is being a lyrical and sonic reflection on Red. So I can see it. 

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Why would rep sound  with red lyrics be bad? Idgi with the meltdowns at all.

 

also sorry I haven't responded to my quotes I've been busy but I've missed y'all :jonny6:

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Oh see, I knew she planned it

 

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I'm glad she's on board with us on the crusade of the fact that Red is kinda a wayward folkmore sibling with a few benign pop track growths on its back

 

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Well they were benign until 2021, now… well let's just hope TTPD doesn't have any tumors if it's maybe going to be Red 2

 

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I hope TTPD has at least one Last Kiss-esque masterpiece, 6+ min long and everything. :jonny5:

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Just now, Achilles. said:
I was supposed to sweat pop Taylor out
In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else's playground
But it's been two thousand nine hundred and seventy two days of our love blackout
The system's breaking down (the system's breaking down)
 
I think her pop career was a glitch

nnn see I'm almost confident that we're probably not getting that much pop music from Taylor in the next decade aside from that one album the Reputationators keep deluding themselves into thinking is coming ASAP. Things can change, but she's made a lot of pop music in the past decade, and it's kinda all been in the sonic realm that she herself likes to consume (see her fuckass playlists over the years). There's not much else here for her to make in that vein, so unless she's going to venture out into more niche sounds of pop (which I wouldn't mind at all), I have to wonder (and hope) that the well has run dry

 

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TS12 is arena rock and TS13 is country and TS14 is more country, I'm putting it out into the world

 

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1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said:

Well they were benign until 2021, now… well let's just hope TTPD doesn't have any tumors if it's maybe going to be Red 2

 

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Oh true, if anything has the potential to destroy her career, it's that second Weeeeeee on WANEGBT (TV)

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We wanted Speak Now + evermore but we got dread + puta instead

 

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2 hours ago, SleepingTigers said:

Their relationship started with reputation so makes sense to end it with a reputation style album. I'm here for the full circle moment if that insider is even reliable. 

I'm starting to believe it. :loki:
 

Yes Puta Yes Hype

 

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I can't even begin to let myself imagine a Speak Now + Evermore hybrid. The perfection would simply be too much. 
 

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3 minutes ago, 1989 said:

I hope TTPD has at least one Last Kiss-esque masterpiece, 6+ min long and everything. :jonny5:

I'll be kind of surprised if neither So Long, London nor I Can Do It With A Broken Heart are like that description. The former in particular seems like our best shot, from titles alone. Possibly either of Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? or The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived too, again based solely on title, but something tells me the latter could actually be a snarkier track like This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things.

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Just now, Taylor fanboy said:

I'm starting to believe it. :loki:
 

Yes Puta Yes Hype

 

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We puta stans are WINNING 

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5 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

TS12 is arena rock and TS13 is country and TS14 is more country, I'm putting it out into the world

IDK about all that, but my theory is still that she intends for TS13 to be her 13th (and finale) release of the decade. 
 

2020: TS8 + TS9 (2)

2021: Fearless + Red (4)

2022: TS10 (5)

2023: Speak Now + 1989 (7)

2024: TS11 (8)

reputation + Taylor Swift (10)

2026: TS12 (11)

Holiday Collection or some **** (12)

2028/29: TS13 (13)

 

EDIT: well actually, folklore long pond probably has to be counted… so drop HC/etc. :psyduck:

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It's not gonna sound anything like rep and we are never ever.

Being serious now :ahh:

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og country fans praying a country comeback when they were already rewarded with her magnus opus evermore... that's the type of greed they talk about in the bible

 

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Yeah I'm choosing not to believe the comparisons to rep. "Insiders" / secret sessioners are famously horrible at describing sounds, see: IFTYE the pop SOG. Like what…? :toofunny3:

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2 minutes ago, TROPICUM said:

og country fans praying a country comeback when they were already rewarded with her magnus opus evermore... that's the type of greed they talk about in the bible

 

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Help, I'm still at the restaurant

Still sitting in a corner I haunt

 

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The insider: describe every song with 70s rock influences and as alt pop. 

You: oh rep and Red :dies:

 

 

if nothing that reminds of lover and Midnights :laugh: cause you know the same insider after all says dessner and antonoff are producers, not max Martin.

 

The insider basically is saying this is midnights (so She continues with pop influenced by alt alternative rock) but the sound is not essentialist like that but big choruses. Also i assume dessner tracks are more rock and less acoustics than 3.AM.

 

 

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The unnecessary meltdowns, oh reputation you will ALWAYS be famous. 
 

I'd kill for songs in the vein of Delicate, So It Goes, Dancing With Our Hands Tied, So It Goes, but with elevated lyrics and rougher emotions. :clap3: 
 

I for one welcome our insider, fraud or not, as this tea is much more exciting and volatile than Teneo's "Rhodeo Haven" and "Tonight We Cross KKK"

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Now one thing that I WILL be doing on release day is finding some way to listen to those bonus tracks (I didn't manage to order the CDs, fake Swiftie I know).

 

I didn't hear RWYLM for MONTHS, until it went up on streaming, and I figured it was fine, like a dumb little clown. And then when I finally heard it, it ended me so hard I'm still recovering and it's my favorite song of all time :deadbanana2: I can NOT make that mistake again!

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Just now, PoisonedIvy said:

I for one welcome our insider, fraud or not, as this tea is much more exciting and volatile than Teneo's "Rhodeo Haven" and "Tonight We Cross KKK"

Can anything truly beat the Teneo tea, though? What is Kern? 
 

How do we cross it? 
 

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