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5 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

IDK about that. He hasn't yet served us any tea as disastrously memorable and iconic as "lyrics that could glass" (Gorgeous) or "pop State of Grace" (IFTYE) or "it goes hard and then soft and then hard again" (LWYMMD).

She** but sorry I'll think of a better line 😭

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Oh the exhilarating feeling of hitting SKIP right after So It Gods finishes playing :fan:

 

If this album has a Gorgeous/London Boy moment I'm going to gag, and I don't mean that in the gay way!

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1 minute ago, dyktatuob said:

no shade but the only way from midnights is to go up 

You say that now but… Pop!Taylor, uh, finds a way.

 

Tortured Swifties won't have the 3 am tracks to bail it out so the outlook is perhaps not very promising. 

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Remember when cupcake Secret Sessioners acted like She screened a sex tape in front Her parents just because they heard False God.

 

The Sessions really gave us so much comedy. 

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1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said:

Oh the exhilarating feeling of hitting SKIP right after So It Gods finishes playing :fan:

 

If this album has a Gorgeous/London Boy moment I'm going to gag, and I don't mean that in the gay way!

So It Goes... to Getaway Car is a much better transition so true :cm:

 

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1 minute ago, Vespertine said:

Remember when cupcake Secret Sessioners acted like She screened a sex tape in front Her parents just because they heard False God.

 

The Sessions really gave us so much comedy. 

Andrea had to leave the room before she played Dress!

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2 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

Oh the exhilarating feeling of hitting SKIP right after So It Gods finishes playing :fan:

 

If this album has a Gorgeous/London Boy moment I'm going to gag, and I don't mean that in the gay way!

lmao see... I fear it's a double skip after Look for me. In my Spotify, GodisReal Car is the followup to Look :ryan3:

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3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Yeah I was giving you the benefit of the doubt on that one because I didn't want to have the conversation on what had happened between you and evermore nnnnn :deadbanana4:

 

I'm with you that it washes her other pop albums, though :gaycat1:

At this point I'm even known IRL as thee Evermore stan of all time, me and that album are in it for life (not that I would really mind if TTPD caused a sudden divorce ofc :clack: )

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Just now, Achilles. said:

Andrea had to leave the room before she played Dress!

Scott held his face in his hands and plugged his ears!!!!!

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didn't think we'd reach 600 pages until the end of the week & it's already monday :suburban:

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3 minutes ago, Sweetenertea said:

She** but sorry I'll think of a better line 😭

Oops, sorry about that queen!

 

Lol the trick is in the phrasing. One can't just say the lyrics are "sharp" when one could say that they "could cut glass.” :laugh:

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1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

Andrea had to leave the room before she played Dress!

she knew this is why we can't have nice things was next on the tracklist 

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5 minutes ago, Sweetenertea said:

She** but sorry I'll think of a better line 😭

Do you think the sound of this album sound like folklore or evermore?

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Just now, Cruel Summer said:

At this point I'm even known IRL as thee Evermore stan of all time, me and that album are in it for life (not that I would really mind if TTPD caused a sudden divorce ofc :clack: )

See, I literally cannot fathom this topping evermore. Like... despite expecting TTPD to be one of the greatest albums ever made, I'm not even contemplating the possibility that it clears evermore. :gaycat6:

 

It just doesn't make sense  :clack:

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Describing songs based on just one listen without notes is really hard. Also she is just describing 6/16 songs.

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2 minutes ago, kexin said:

didn't think we'd reach 600 pages until the end of the week & it's already monday :suburban:

I heard if we reach page 666 and say "Reputation" three times in the back seat of a taxi, Zeena LaVey will appear and hand us an early copy of the album :heart:

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4 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

lmao see... I fear it's a double skip after Look for me. In my Spotify, GodisReal Car is the followup to Look :ryan3:

Rep is an EP for me 

 

:ryan3:
 

Spoiler

A shorter one than the Lover EP at that 

 

:ryan3:

 

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7 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

You say that now but… Pop!Taylor, uh, finds a way.

 

Tortured Swifties won't have the 3 am tracks to bail it out so the outlook is perhaps not very promising. 

Pop Taylor is great. Style, Delicate, Getaway Car, Cruel Summer, Blank Space, Anti Hero.

 

Midnights problem was restraint not that the songs were pop.

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1 minute ago, 1989 said:

Rep is an EP for me 

 

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A shorter one than the Lover EP at that 

 

:ryan3:

 

Oh well yes, it's what her two worst albums deserve :ryan3:

 

Once things get boring again I think I'll drop my EP track lists to get some discourse going. 

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Also why is this gif literally me in line for my parking garage at work next Friday morning when this album is out, I'm screaming

 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, dyktatuob said:

no shade but the only way from midnights is to go up 

Smile came after witness

 

:ryan3:

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Oh well yes, it's what her two worst albums deserve :ryan3:

 

Once things get boring again I think I'll drop my EP track lists to get some discourse going. 

As always, I'm here for the mess 

 

:ryan3:

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Just realized that I still have to drop 22 songs from my Top 100 Taylor Swift Songs shortlist. Loser (4) and reputation (7) already have the fewest songs listed and I'm afraid that both will be taking more losses. :matty:

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1 hour ago, Sweetenertea said:

I am not, but it's only six songs so I wouldn't lose hope!!!

How have you heard those songs?

Posted
1 hour ago, Sweetenertea said:

I am not, but it's only six songs so I wouldn't lose hope!!!

How have you heard those songs?

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