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6 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

"THE POET, THE WITCH, THE NIGHT" I AM ON THE FLOOR :jonny5:

I know it would end her career but like a high concept woodsy fantasy album from her :jonny:

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Posted
7 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Well I do think an argument could be made here for "Praying With Our Hands Clasped" (PWOHC, for those of us in the know :ryan3:)

Personally, I'm deeply partial to Baboon and Moron, and I look forward to seeing the next such work of simple yet effective art!

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Not the low likes :lakitu:

 

Let's Hope It's just for the basic promo every pankakker already thought about 1 month ago.

Taylor nation is serving dead brains with promo at the Moment. 

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3 minutes ago, Redstreak said:

I know it would end her career but like a high concept woodsy fantasy album from her :jonny:

I mean you know this is the right place to come if you want to fantasize about an evermore with the theme and concept on steroids :jonny5:

 

I think I'd combust :jonny5:

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1 hour ago, wastedpotential said:

They always do this with album releases because of timezone issues. Since it's getting released at Midnight EST on the 19th, they have to set the release date to not trigger for Midnight New Zealand time. It's just a quirk of their system, but it's happened for every Taylor album she's released directly onto AM. 

gdi Apple Music lol thanks for the reality check

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8 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Ranking the best nicknames:

 

Preach Now 

SacRED

Scripture to Learn

New Testaments

Praying With Our Hands Clasped

 

a Top 5 for sure 

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:ryan3:

 

 

I think someone needs to compile a complete list of every kii-inducing Taylor song and album nickname we've (read: @Taylor fanboy) ever come up with 

 

:ryan3:

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Preach Now and Scripture To Learn are absolute classics. :clap3:
 

As far as flop/negative names go, Baboon is still the best for me. :dies: @wastedpotential ha impact  :jonnycat:
 

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I also giggle every time at that 1989 one, but I'm always afraid when I type it out that it'll be the one time a mod sees and I get a WP for it :suburban:

 

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Just now, 1989 said:

Preach Now and Scripture To Learn are absolute classics. :clap3:
 

As far as flop/negative names go, Baboon is still the best for me. :dies: @wastedpotential ha impact  :jonnycat:
 

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I also giggle every time at that 1989 one, but I'm always afraid when I type it out that it'll be the one time a mod sees and I get a WP for it :suburban:

 

So scarlet, it was Baboon indeed :ryan3:

 

 

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the only 1989 album nicknames that make me SCRIHM are 19K8T'sDecline (or the simplified variant 19K8T9), and then 1939 :deadbanana4:

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especially when used in conjunction with Hitlor as a nickname for Lord

 

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It's evil and I always feel bad but it's just so clever :deadbanana4:

 

 

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Oh another nickname that I absolutely lose my **** to when I see it is Gowns :deadbanana4:

 

It should be obvious that an artist as intellectual as Taylor would have clever and smart fans, but some of y'all are more clever (again, cc @Taylor fanboy) than everyone else on the planet combined when it comes to these nicknames :deadbanana4:

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we literally have the funniest fans idc

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This is mirrorballah erasure 

 

:ryan3:

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14 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

So scarlet, it was Baboon indeed :ryan3:

 

 

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the only 1989 album nicknames that make me SCRIHM are 19K8T'sDecline (or the simplified variant 19K8T9), and then 1939 :deadbanana4:

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especially when used in conjunction with Hitlor as a nickname for Lord

 

:deadbanana4:

 

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It's evil and I always feel bad but it's just so clever :deadbanana4:

 

 

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The one I'm referring to is a variant of that, 193NEIN :deadbanana4:

 

It doesn't get used as much on ATRL anymore but whoever came up with that one isn't seeing heaven :gaycat6:

 

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When the first prediction is like 1.05m and we have to run interference in the TTPD HDD thread like we did with Evermore and how it had no physical sales first week and the vinyl wouldn't count for six months, whew the way I explained my life away like a crook without a lawyer 

 

:ryan3:

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1 minute ago, 1989 said:
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The one I'm referring to is a variant of that, 193NEIN :deadbanana4:

 

It doesn't get used as much on ATRL anymore but whoever came up with that one isn't seeing heaven :gaycat6:

 

mess, I've seen that one  :deadbanana4:

 

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bold of you to assume any of us are seeing heaven :deadbanana4:

 

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31 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Ranking the best nicknames:

 

Preach Now 

SacRED

Scripture to Learn

New Testaments

Praying With Our Hands Clasped

 

a Top 5 for sure 

naaaurrrr.... :jonny3:

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Tusk said:

You say "I don't have the funds"

I say, "I know you don't"

 

59 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

We thought a credit would come through in time, now I fear it won't 

Remember looking at the bank, we loved it cause of the loan 

 

57 minutes ago, Tusk said:

Now I just sit in the factory and wonder if I pulled a "30"

 

50 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

"Do I throw out all the variants or keep them? 
I'm getting tired of all my

market scheming 

Always putting out new merch or,

Easter eggs to search for 

My fans might just have bought 

their final set …”

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This album is gonna collectively destroy us, isn't it?

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i truly think the low likes (for her standards) are gonna set her in

 

10 live performances + lead + jimmy fallon coming

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wait y'all.

 

what if we get visuals? like MVs or at least semi-ones for each song??

 

a girl can DREAM. :jonnycat:

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29 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

When the first prediction is like 1.05m and we have to run interference in the TTPD HDD thread like we did with Evermore and how it had no physical sales first week and the vinyl wouldn't count for six months, whew the way I explained my life away like a crook without a lawyer 

 

:ryan3:

It's time for operation "every swiftie on atrl incessantly cite 750K as our realistic prediction so that the true outcome blows our <presumably real> estimations out of the water" 

 

or Project ESOAIC750KAORPSTTTOBO<PR>EOOTW for short 

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let's be clear. this album will get 2-3 million first week album units.

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Random thought: I'm expecting TTPD to debut with 750K units first week, anything above that would blow my estimations out of the water.

What about you guys?

 

:ryan3:

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1 minute ago, scottstreet said:

Random thought: I'm expecting TTPD to debut with 750K units first week, anything above that would blow me out of the water.

What about you guys?

 

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I think 750k would be amazing! What's the last time anyone other than Taylor did that much? Like, 2021? So that's a huge number!

 

:ryan3:

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anything above 300k would shook me

 

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:ryan3:

 

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24 minutes ago, pinkbowvintage said:

This album is gonna collectively destroy us, isn't it?

Yes, its commercial  performance will single-handed destroy swiftes and drive us out from ATRL 

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