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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

STOP! You're Losing Streams! STOP! You're Losing Streams! STOP! You're Losing Streams! I can't find a listener, they aren't streaming anymore!

STOP!

S T O P!

S  T  O  P!

You're losing sales. 

I can't find a variant, my wallet can't handle it anymore. 

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Posted
Just now, Cruel Summer said:

It's okay if TTPD flops as long as it's as good as her other flop. Oh Lord please bless me with more Evermore scripture 

 

 

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(screaming that her "flop" album is still over 8m units WW and this one will be halfway to that number in like a week)

If it doesn't beat Cowboy Carter on the MC charts then it will be an underperformance critically as well

 

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You say "I don't have the funds"

I say, "I know you don't"

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Just now, mael said:

If it doesn't beat Cowboy Carter on the MC charts then it will be an underperformance critically as well

 

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Just like EverGOD did less than Folklore, ugh, the highest forms of art are never properly appreciated in their time 

 

 

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(nobody come for me, I love Cowboy Carter and it made me want TTPD to also be country!)

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everGOD has the same score as MIDnights, just a FYI......

 

what we need to do is get that NYT old pig who reviews her albums FIRED

 

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1 minute ago, Tusk said:

You say "I don't have the funds"

I say, "I know you don't"

We thought a credit would come through in time, now I fear it won't 

Remember looking at the bank, we loved it cause of the loan 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

We thought a credit would come through in time, now I fear it won't 

Remember looking at the bank, we loved it cause of the loan 

Now I just sit in the factory and wonder if I pulled a "30"

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i need the aesthetic to be a complete 180 from the sound itself to shock the GP

 

when i click on the first song and it sounds like disco/dance...

 

coming for dua's job :duca:

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"Scripture To Learn" is the greatest track nickname that exists in this fandom btw @Taylor fanboy

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Tusk said:

Now I just sit in the factory and wonder if I pulled a "30"

"Do I throw out all the variants or keep them? 
I'm getting tired of all my

market scheming 

Always putting out new merch or,

Easter eggs to search for 

My fans might just have bought 

their final set …”

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when fortnight becomes the lead single and we got ME! 2.0 

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oh Florence looks SO good in this art style from my favorite Swiftie artist :jonny: @wastedpotential & whoever the other Florence fan is 

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12 minutes ago, Tusk said:

You say "I don't have the funds"

I say, "I know you don't"

PLEASE I AUDIBLY SCREAMED :gaycat7:

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11 minutes ago, mael said:

everGOD has the same score as MIDnights, just a FYI......

 

what we need to do is get that NYT old pig who reviews her albums FIRED

 

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Jon Caramanica has a spot in Hell reserved for how quickly he switched on Taylor. I hate his guts, and I'm reminded of that fact with every album release. 

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Wait...

Lover: 18 standard tracks + 2 unreleased tracks = 20 tracks
TTPD: 16 standard tracks + 4 bonus tracks = 20 tracks

 

our Lover 2.0 era is coming

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6 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

"Scripture To Learn" is the greatest track nickname that exists in this fandom btw @Taylor fanboy

Well I do think an argument could be made here for "Praying With Our Hands Clasped" (PWOHC, for those of us in the know :ryan3:)

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3 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

oh Florence looks SO good in this art style from my favorite Swiftie artist :jonny: @wastedpotential & whoever the other Florence fan is 

"THE POET, THE WITCH, THE NIGHT" I AM ON THE FLOOR :jonny5:

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3 minutes ago, LiamVillain said:

when fortnight becomes the lead single and we got ME! 2.0 

Happy Black Girl GIF

fortnight is not going to be ME 2.0, but will be Somebody That I Used To Know 2.0

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Well I do think an argument could be made here for "Praying With Our Hands Clasped" (PWOHC, for those of us in the know :ryan3:)

I love Baboon too :ryan3:

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Well I do think an argument could be made here for "Praying With Our Hands Clasped" (PWOHC, for those of us in the know :ryan3:)

oh DEFINITELY a strong contender. They're the top 2 undoubtedly :jonny:

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Just now, Dear Reader said:

I love Baboon too :ryan3:

My finest moment on this website, I will never live up to the expectations I set for myself with that one :ryan3: 

Posted
Just now, PoisonedIvy said:

oh DEFINITELY a strong contender. They're the top 2 undoubtedly :jonny:

Literally ended several careers :jonny5:

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That reminds me, I forgot to comment on @Taylor fanboy's post from earlier and I just have to say: 

 

But Daddy I'll Tell Mine You're Gay

 

Ava Max 

 

these sent me :gaycat6:  Did we ever get the flop names? 

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Ranking the best nicknames:

 

Preach Now 

SacRED

Scripture to Learn

New Testaments

Praying With Our Hands Clasped

 

a Top 5 for sure 

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3 minutes ago, 1989 said:

That reminds me, I forgot to comment on @Taylor fanboy's post from earlier and I just have to say: 

 

But Daddy I'll Tell Mine You're Gay

 

Ava Max 

 

these sent me :gaycat6:  Did we ever get the flop names? 

Not yet, sadly. But I fear @Taylor fanboy might be cooking them to deliver something great as he always does!

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