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20 minutes ago, SLUTTVFTV said:

6. Sophie And The Gang: Charli XCX produced this track, in remembrance of her friend and collaborator, SOPHIE. The tribute to SOPHIE is cute but Charli messed up the production on this one. I also do not enjoy it when Charli takes the mic at the end of the track and repeats GANG GANG GANG over and over again.

 

5. Lily and Rose: I thought this was going to be about Lily-Rose Depp, but imagine my disappointment when I learn that it's about all the flowers Joe and Taylor planted in their rooftop garden. Some well written lines, ex: "Hot summer lilac, where did you go", but honestly a very forgettable track. 

 

4. Gaslighter: It turns out this is a cover of The Chicks song  "Gaslighter", which Jack Antonoff produced. Funnily enough, Jack Antonoff also produced this cover, but he gave it an interesting Glitch Pop spin for TTPD. Nothing to say about this one, Tay's delivery is a bit more angry than the Chick's version.

 

3. Rhodeo Haven: An country track reflecting upon Taylor's debut album. Nathan Chapman returned for this song, he produced it flawlessly, sounds like a Debut Vault Track. Some interesting lyrics here, ex: "Should've kept the homophobic part in my song, should've know those twinks would turn on me"

 

2. Loveless: A devastating song, interpolating "Fearless" from her second album. The lyric "You dropped my hand and left me weeping, loveless" is a stab to the heart, was not expecting that. The only flop thing here is the Midnights production.

 

1. Tonight We Cross Kern/Killer Kern: Finally, we get to the best song on the 5am edition, Tonight We Cross KKK. Such an interesting track sonically, Aaron Dessner produced. First part is an Irish Folk Dance, and then "Killer Kern" starts and it transitions into a sexy trap beat. A perfect track to play if you are ever crossing a kern. 

 

 

Overall, I would say these should've been left on the cutting room floor, but I'm glad they exist! A very eclectic mix, for sure. 

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the new J.Cole song is gonna smash so hard. Any news of our friend Omar?

 

 

Posted
49 minutes ago, Folklore89sm said:

YOYOK sucks just like the rest of MID

someone here is still angry cause  didn't receive the friendship bracelets

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Posted

We are a fortnight away from the album…

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I thought we would have crossed the Kern by now, but it's as hopeless as ever in this thread. Not even a single crumb was served 

 

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I have some serious Questions...?

Let me know if you know the answer

Spoiler

What exactly TF is a Kern?

taylor-swift-shy-taylor-swift-joe-alwyn.

And how TF can we actually cross it?

taylor-swift-shy-taylor-swift-joe-alwyn.

 

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2 minutes ago, Nick_317 said:

I have some serious Questions...?

Let me know if you know the answer

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What exactly TF is a Kern?

taylor-swift-shy-taylor-swift-joe-alwyn.

And how TF can we actually cross it?

taylor-swift-shy-taylor-swift-joe-alwyn.

 

kern= onika

cross= burgers

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Given the ✌️hints, I was under the impression that either Fortnight would drop two weeks before the album or TS12 would arrive soon after Poets. However, since the Fortnight theory didn't happen, the latter theory holds true - TS12 is coming. 

 

:ryan3:

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Posted
2 hours ago, Redstreak said:

I had a dream my daughter in law killed me for the money :eek:

Then give her money already :monkey:

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do we think fortnight has to do with the video game 

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We want her to serve The Lakes

 

What if PTSD is more The Ponds?

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For a moment reading the first 2 words of that description I thought the demos leaked

 

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Not the detailed ranking of fake bonus tracks :chick3: Can yall survive another two weeks?

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2 minutes ago, Teneo said:

For a moment reading the first 2 words of that description I thought the demos leaked

 

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Because the real title is Sophie and the Kids? :celestial3:

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Posted (edited)
21 minutes ago, torontowest91 said:

do we think fortnight has to do with the video game 

Let's hope not (fortnite is also written differently)

 

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Do yall think Taylor is a witch? Kind of weird that this is the 2nd time she's released around a solar eclipse… first being the lwymmd single which debuted with over 1000 points

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Just remember that there was also a solar eclipse right before LWYMMD release

 

 

 

 

:clack:

Posted
1 hour ago, Nick_317 said:

I have some serious Questions...?

Let me know if you know the answer

  Hide contents

What exactly TF is a Kern?

taylor-swift-shy-taylor-swift-joe-alwyn.

And how TF can we actually cross it?

taylor-swift-shy-taylor-swift-joe-alwyn.

 

All we know is that there's a CROSS followed by 3 K's and the newly opened vinyl plants are trying hard to change the song title because blondie didn't see that coming 

 

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Posted

New York had an earthquake?

Is that a TTPD promo?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Nein said:

New York had an earthquake?

Is that a TTPD promo?

TTPD is 20 hoaxes and Maroons confirmed.

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Her promo starts tomorrow yasss

 

 

Posted
14 minutes ago, Nein said:

New York had an earthquake?

Is that a TTPD promo?

4.7 magnitude

You do the math

 

:clack:

Posted
12 minutes ago, folkloreking said:

TTPD is 20 hoaxes and Maroons confirmed.

DON'T tempt me with an amazing time!

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6 minutes ago, EndofASadMovie said:

4.7 magnitude

You do the math

 

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4+7 is 11

 

:gaycat1:

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Y'all are always a MESS when I enter this thread :deadbanana4:

 

Anyway, I cannot possibly be the only one who, multiple times a day, opens up her Spotify profile on my laptop and enters the album pre-save countdown page and just spam clicks Fortnight in the hopes that it'll start playing for me, right? :ryan3:

 

Like I know it's crazy, but I also know there are a lot of crazy people here, so I'm hoping at least some of y'all are just as mesmerized by the Spotify page :ryan3:

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