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Just now, SLUTTVFTV said:

bc levii's jeans is a bop

Yup their voices blend well but it's such a hollow track lyrically. 

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I need Florida!!! to sound similar to Delilah or Queen Of Peace

 

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I want to click play on Fortnight and hear something like State of Grace. Guitars and drums and big vocal moments from both :WAP:

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4 minutes ago, Roger21 said:

Yup their voices blend well but it's such a hollow track lyrically. 

Exactly. It sounds great (is that the best Post has ever sounded? Maybe) but it's stuck at like an 8/10 for me instead of a 10/10 because the majority of the song just isn't very creative. I do like it and bop to it, though. 

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3 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

I want to click play on Fortnight and hear something like State of Grace. Guitars and drums and big vocal moments from both :WAP:

30 million first day streams confirmed. 

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19 minutes ago, Yog said:

 

 

He's been exposed as a LIAR already, stop :rip: 

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2 minutes ago, 1989 said:

Exactly. It sounds great (is that the best Post has ever sounded? Maybe) but it's stuck at like an 8/10 for me instead of a 10/10 because the majority of the song just isn't very creative. I do like it and bop to it, though. 

Posty's voice is very versatile. 

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I want the same feeling pressing play on TTPD that I got when I pressed play on Folklore

 

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a ceremonials-esque taylor song would be enough to justify a fifth aoty 

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16 minutes ago, Mandalore said:

This account is full of it and I don't take it seriously but omg Ceremonials. :WAP:

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When Florida!!! and / or I Can Do It With A Grammy are Long Live 2.0 thematically and they are soaring anthems like this, then what?

 

 

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When I press play on Fortnight and hear auto-tuned horse noises and a basic synth-pop beat :WAP:

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Best case scenario comparisons

 

1.    "Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone)   -> 1. State of Grace
2.    "The Tortured Poets Department"     -> 2.  Maroon
3.    "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys"     -> 3. Treacherous
4.    "Down Bad"     -> 4. Don't Blame Me
5.    "So Long, London"     -> 5. My Tears Ricochet
6.    "But Daddy I Love Him"     -> 6. Midnight Rain
7.    "Fresh Out the Slammer"     -> 7. I Almost Do
8.    "Florida!!!" (featuring Florence and the Machine)     -> 8. August
9.    "Guilty as Sin?"     -> 9. Wildest Dreams
10.    "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"     -> 10. Illicit Affairs
11.    "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"     -> 11.  Dancing With Our Hands Tied
12.    "Loml"     -> 12. Sad Beautiful Tragic
13.    "I Can Do It with a Broken Heart"     -> 13. Clean
14.    "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived"     -> 14. Closure
15.    "The Alchemy"     -> 15. Afterglow
16.    "Clara Bow" -> 16. Begin Again

 

Worst case scenario

 

1.    "Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone)   -> 1. I Forgot That You Existed
2.    "The Tortured Poets Department"     -> 2.  End Game
3.    "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys"     -> 3. Lover
4.    "Down Bad"     -> 4. The Man
5.    "So Long, London"     -> 5. The Archer
6.    "But Daddy I Love Him"     -> 6. Mean
7.    "Fresh Out the Slammer"     -> 7. Question
8.    "Florida!!!" (featuring Florence and the Machine)     -> 8. Diarrhea
9.    "Guilty as Sin?"     -> 9. Stay Stay Stay
10.    "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"     -> 10. Labyrinth
11.    "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"     -> 11.  London Boy
12.    "Loml"     -> 12. Sweet Nothing
13.    "I Can Do It with a Broken Heart"     -> 13. Marjorie
14.    "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived"     -> 14. You Need To Calm Down
15.    "The Alchemy"     -> 15. New Year's Day
16.    "Clara Bow" -> 16. Paris

 

What we will get 

 

1.    "Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone)   -> Mastermind
2.    "The Tortured Poets Department"     -> Out of the Woods
3.    "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys"     -> Mastermind
4.    "Down Bad"     -> Out of the Woods
5.    "So Long, London"     -> Mastermind
6.    "But Daddy I Love Him"     -> Out of the Woods
7.    "Fresh Out the Slammer"     -> Mastermind
8.    "Florida!!!" (featuring Florence and the Machine)     -> Out of the Woods
9.    "Guilty as Sin?"     -> Stay Stay Stay
10.    "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"     -> Labyrinth
11.    "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"     -> Out of the Woods
12.    "Loml"     -> 12. Sweet Nothing
13.    "I Can Do It with a Broken Heart"     -> Marjorie
14.    "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived"     ->  Diarrhea
15.    "The Alchemy"     -> Mastermind
16.    "Clara Bow" -> Paris

 

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I want the same feeling pressing play on TTPD that I got when I pressed play on August for the very 1st time. 

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I feel like Only If For A Night would be the obvious Ceremonials-esque track we'd love to hear on TTPD, but tbh I'd love something like Seven Devils or even Remain Nameless. 

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Just now, Teneo said:

Best case scenario comparisons

 

1.    "Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone)   -> 1. State of Grace
2.    "The Tortured Poets Department"     -> 2.  Maroon
3.    "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys"     -> 3. Treacherous
4.    "Down Bad"     -> 4. Don't Blame Me
5.    "So Long, London"     -> 5. My Tears Ricochet
6.    "But Daddy I Love Him"     -> 6. Midnight Rain
7.    "Fresh Out the Slammer"     -> 7. I Almost Do
8.    "Florida!!!" (featuring Florence and the Machine)     -> 8. August
9.    "Guilty as Sin?"     -> 9. Wildest Dreams
10.    "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"     -> 10. Illicit Affairs
11.    "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"     -> 11.  Dancing With Our Hands Tied
12.    "Loml"     -> 12. Sad Beautiful Tragic
13.    "I Can Do It with a Broken Heart"     -> 13. Clean
14.    "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived"     -> 14. Closure
15.    "The Alchemy"     -> 15. Afterflow
16.    "Clara Bow" -> 16. Begin Again

 

Worst case scenario

 

1.    "Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone)   -> 1. I Forgot That You Existed
2.    "The Tortured Poets Department"     -> 2.  End Game
3.    "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys"     -> 3. Lover
4.    "Down Bad"     -> 4. The Man
5.    "So Long, London"     -> 5. The Archer
6.    "But Daddy I Love Him"     -> 6. Mean
7.    "Fresh Out the Slammer"     -> 7. Question
8.    "Florida!!!" (featuring Florence and the Machine)     -> 8. Diarrhea
9.    "Guilty as Sin?"     -> 9. Stay Stay Stay
10.    "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"     -> 10. Labyrinth
11.    "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"     -> 11.  London Boy
12.    "Loml"     -> 12. Sweet Nothing
13.    "I Can Do It with a Broken Heart"     -> 13. Marjorie
14.    "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived"     -> 14. You Need To Calm Down
15.    "The Alchemy"     -> 15. New Year's Day
16.    "Clara Bow" -> 16. Paris

 

What we will get 

 

1.    "Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone)   -> Mastermind
2.    "The Tortured Poets Department"     -> Out of the Woods
3.    "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys"     -> Mastermind
4.    "Down Bad"     -> Out of the Woods
5.    "So Long, London"     -> Mastermind
6.    "But Daddy I Love Him"     -> Out of the Woods
7.    "Fresh Out the Slammer"     -> Mastermind
8.    "Florida!!!" (featuring Florence and the Machine)     -> Out of the Woods
9.    "Guilty as Sin?"     -> Stay Stay Stay
10.    "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"     -> Labyrinth
11.    "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"     -> Out of the Woods
12.    "Loml"     -> 12. Sweet Nothing
13.    "I Can Do It with a Broken Heart"     -> Marjorie
14.    "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived"     ->  Diarrhea
15.    "The Alchemy"     -> Mastermind
16.    "Clara Bow" -> Paris

 

:suburban:

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The thought of pressing play on TTPD, completely unaware of how it's gonna sound sends chills down my spine :jonny5:

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Let's not act like Miss Swift has the range to pull off Florence :rip:

Or that Jack has the range to pull off Florence's first 3 albums :rip:

Imagine the Change "hallelujah" note on No Light No Light :rip:

 

Stick to the SOG Arena Rock sound, thanks. Her voice fits that way better. 

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2 minutes ago, Teneo said:


14.    "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived"     ->  Diarrhea

Is that dorothea slander? On Taylord's internet?

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a DREAM for TTPD

 

 

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If we get another Masterbait on TTPD I'm burning the factories that press her vinyls 

 

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The echo chamber that Lover is somehow her worst track 3 is sending me every time :deadbanana2: yall have never been in love and it shows

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I Almost Do as best case and Marjorie as worst? At this point just smile and nod y'all 


:clack:

 

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1 minute ago, Post Malone said:

The echo chamber that Lover is somehow her worst track 3 is sending me every time :deadbanana2: yall have never been in love and it shows

right???? i ******* love Lover, I still bang w it even when I'm not in love. I love how it sounds like Fade Into You by Mazzy Star :heart:

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1 minute ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

If we get another Masterbait on TTPD I'm burning the factories that press her vinyls 

Idk what was going on in her head, cuz with how much emphasis she put on that album track, she definitely thought she was doing something :deadbanana2:

 

I wonder what weird lyrics we're getting with TTPD

 

Mastermind - Groomer

Anti Hero - Pedophile

CIWYW - Incest

 

Narsty woman :mazen:

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38 minutes ago, Yog said:

 

 

"It contains guitar"

 

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Fortnight has lyrics written by Taylor and performed melodically in a song-like manner. The instruments are rhythmic.

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