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1 minute ago, Post Malone said:

Truly the post that kept on posting

 

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I do have better things to do with my time but that doesn't mean I'm actually going to do them. Essaying about Taylor is literally my only hobby at this point :deadbanana2:


OT I hope there is a song or two on this album that makes me feel like I'm sitting in a small log cabin during a torrential rainstorm, or hoax-core :ryan3:

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6 minutes ago, every1blinks said:

@wastedpotential I get such a kii out of you sis (as if my reactions don't reflect that). Your evisceration of So It Goes — a song I actually like — gave me LIFE

 

OT: The Tortured Poets Department is an upcoming album by singer/songwriter Taylor Swift expected on April 19, 2024

lysm sister :heart2: there's truly nothing I'd rather do than just spew absolute bullshit in long-form about Taylor Swift music on the internet and I'm so glad that there are places like this that allow me to do so fsjldkfjs

 

OT: I hope The Thesaurus Proofreader's Department gags the girls who are seemingly afraid of a good 10 letter word. Verbose Taylor is top-tier Taylor (I mean, name anyone else on the planet capable of working the word 'machiavellian' into a pop song... I dare you), and even the song that most people degrade for its flowery language, The L-[not a TTPD song so I can't name it nnn] is literally inspired by Romantic era poetry which I'm sure we can anticipate on TTPD :ryan3:

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57 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Thank you to whoever reported the ranking I did! I won't take this ranking thing any further so I guess we'll end on Track 7. 

 

I hope you know you're miserable enough to ruin other people's fun :heart:

 

OT: TTPD is a Taylor Swift album that will come out in 22 days. 

**** these rats, they can rot and should get banned from the thread, this is one of the best and most practical ways to pass the time currently, instead of the usual meltdowns and certain genres of redundant and useless discussions…

 


1. I Wish You Would

2. happiness

3. The Story Of Us

4. I Almost Do

5. Question…?

6. Fresh Out The Slammer (anything less is unacceptable :celestial5:)

7. seven

8. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince

9. Breathe

10. Tied Together With A Smile

***the deepest circle of hell***

11. So It Goes…

 

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1 hour ago, By the Water said:

Ok, now let's rank reputation's embarrassments then:

1. 12 weeks in the top 10 vs her other pop albums that spent 58+ weeks in the top 10

2. 9 total weeks in the hot 100's top ten vs her other pop albums that have a song spend 24+ weeks in the top 10

3. Biggest radio hit failed to outpeak Vigilante ****, If This Was A Movie and Jump Then Fall

4. Gorgeous

5. Her worst closer ever

6. Her only pop album that didn't make the year-end top 10 multiple times

7. Her only pop album with no year-end top 20 single

8. Longest charting song couldn't outchart Our Song

9. Her only pop album with no GF Grammy nomination

10. Her lowest metacritic score aside from Mixtape

 

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What a quality post, heavy on #4. 
 

If Gorgeous has no haters, I'm dead! 
 

Spoiler

I don't even care if I get reported tbh. I will say this, though: you never see L0ser stans exhibiting this jobless behavior.

 

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1. seven (one of her best songs ever)

2. happiness

3. Fresh Out the Slammer [NEW]

4. I Wish You Would

5. The Story of Us 

6. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince 

7. Breathe

8. I Almost Do

9. So It Goes...

10. Question...?

11. Tied Together With a Smile

 

:ryan3:

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1 hour ago, By the Water said:

5. Her worst closer ever

Here we are again in the Deranged Swiffers Department :biblio: New Year's Day is the most fitting song from reputation to close the album and it's a great song overall, which perfectly ends the album on a dark, but hopeful note.

There's glitter on the floor after the party
Girls carrying their shoes down in the lobby
Candle wax and Polaroids on the hardwood floor
You and me from the night before


Shivers every time I hear that :allears:

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If you hate both Lover and reputation, you're not cool, just miserable :ryan3:
But that means you will definately enjoy the TORTURED Poets Department

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We're only three weeks away from TTPD and my feet are already giving away

 

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her worst closer is actually masterbait 

 

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32 minutes ago, Sweeftie13 said:

It will be the Dorothea of the album 

So a beautiful song that inexplicably makes me emotional, ugh I knew I was right to anticipate loml :heart:

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MasterPIECE is one of the most sophisticated storytelling / lyrical theme ever put on a song, accompanied by mega expensive sounding synths that deliver an ambient soundscape that is flexible enough to slickly turn dramatic at times correlating with what's being said

 

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I can confirm Plasterdrying is indeed her most boring, uneventful, uninspired, drab, dull, and meaningless closing track.
 

 

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I hate that there's no Tortured Ranking Department meeting for closing tracks since we're going by track #s which won't line up with albums ends 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

We're only three weeks away from TTPD and my feet are already giving away

 

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My sanity slips away daily, the hype is definitely here 

 

 

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I went into a low-hype, low posting phase right before Midnights, and I feel that way now, but I'm starting to get that feeling - there's a different energy in the air now, TTPD is absolutely coming for blood

 

 

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Just put in a request to lock this thread up 'til a week before the album's release.....

 

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seven

The Story of Us

Fresh Out the Slammer

Breathe

happiness

Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince

So It Goes...

I Wish You Would

I Almost Do

Tied Together with a Smile (my secret song :-*)

Question...? (one of her worst songs ever)

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I used to hate Mastermid but I switched after Eras ngl

 

Still, we hate New Year's Bore even more for what she did to Long Live in the puta tour

 

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1 hour ago, By the Water said:

Ok, now let's rank reputation's embarrassments then:

1. 12 weeks in the top 10 vs her other pop albums that spent 58+ weeks in the top 10

2. 9 total weeks in the hot 100's top ten vs her other pop albums that have a song spend 24+ weeks in the top 10

3. Biggest radio hit failed to outpeak Vigilante ****, If This Was A Movie and Jump Then Fall

4. Gorgeous

5. Her worst closer ever

6. Her only pop album that didn't make the year-end top 10 multiple times

7. Her only pop album with no year-end top 20 single

8. Longest charting song couldn't outchart Our Song

9. Her only pop album with no GF Grammy nomination

10. Her lowest metacritic score aside from Mixtape

 

:ryan3:

Need someone to dig up that anime gif of a girl that keeps getting hit by multiple footballs (that we used A LOT in the froyo gate thread) and TTPD-ify it 

 

:ryan3:

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27 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

her worst closer is actually masterbait 

 

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It's true.

 

Clean

Begin Again

hoax

Long Live

Our Song

evermore

Daylight

Change

New Year's Day

Mastermind

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I really hope Taylor's album is a little bit pop... because then there is nothing to look forward to for the rest of the year (music wise). I have only liked Ariana's album so far which i can enjoy on repeat. The beyonce album is meh. 

 

Come on Taylor dont disappoint us. 

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1. seven

2. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince 

3. The Story of Us 

4. happiness

5. I Wish You Would

6. So It Goes...

(7. Fresh Out the Slammer)

7. I Almost Do

8. Breathe

9. Question...? for the culture

10. Tied Together With a Smile

 

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33 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

We're only three weeks away from TTPD and my feet are already giving away

 

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Girl you should be selling pictures to fundraise 

 

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Well, even though we have a couple of party poopers creeping around this thread, I want to thank everyone that backed me up on this. I'll be moving our daily ranking to base, so keep that in mind if you want to keep participating! 

 

Again, thank you guys, it's very fun to be a part of this with you :heart:

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32 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

her worst closer is actually masterbait 

 

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20 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

I can confirm Plasterdrying is indeed her most boring, uneventful, uninspired, drab, dull, and meaningless closing track.
 

 

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Now see I do not agree with this opinion (my opinion is that her boring closer is Taylor Wakes Up Hungover And Uses Her Amex To Scrape Wax Off Her Floors With A Failed Actor Standing Over Her Shoulder Telling Her How She's Doing It Wrong) but these nicknames please I scrihmed. Get her again for me girls!

 

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