wastedpotential Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 minute ago, Post Malone said: Truly the post that kept on posting I do have better things to do with my time but that doesn't mean I'm actually going to do them. Essaying about Taylor is literally my only hobby at this point OT I hope there is a song or two on this album that makes me feel like I'm sitting in a small log cabin during a torrential rainstorm, or hoax-core 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastedpotential Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 minutes ago, every1blinks said: @wastedpotential I get such a kii out of you sis (as if my reactions don't reflect that). Your evisceration of So It Goes — a song I actually like — gave me LIFE OT: The Tortured Poets Department is an upcoming album by singer/songwriter Taylor Swift expected on April 19, 2024 lysm sister there's truly nothing I'd rather do than just spew absolute bullshit in long-form about Taylor Swift music on the internet and I'm so glad that there are places like this that allow me to do so fsjldkfjs OT: I hope The Thesaurus Proofreader's Department gags the girls who are seemingly afraid of a good 10 letter word. Verbose Taylor is top-tier Taylor (I mean, name anyone else on the planet capable of working the word 'machiavellian' into a pop song... I dare you), and even the song that most people degrade for its flowery language, The L-[not a TTPD song so I can't name it nnn] is literally inspired by Romantic era poetry which I'm sure we can anticipate on TTPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael196 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 57 minutes ago, Dear Reader said: Thank you to whoever reported the ranking I did! I won't take this ranking thing any further so I guess we'll end on Track 7. I hope you know you're miserable enough to ruin other people's fun OT: TTPD is a Taylor Swift album that will come out in 22 days. **** these rats, they can rot and should get banned from the thread, this is one of the best and most practical ways to pass the time currently, instead of the usual meltdowns and certain genres of redundant and useless discussions… 1. I Wish You Would 2. happiness 3. The Story Of Us 4. I Almost Do 5. Question…? 6. Fresh Out The Slammer (anything less is unacceptable ) 7. seven 8. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince 9. Breathe 10. Tied Together With A Smile ***the deepest circle of hell*** 11. So It Goes… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1989 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, By the Water said: Ok, now let's rank reputation's embarrassments then: 1. 12 weeks in the top 10 vs her other pop albums that spent 58+ weeks in the top 10 2. 9 total weeks in the hot 100's top ten vs her other pop albums that have a song spend 24+ weeks in the top 10 3. Biggest radio hit failed to outpeak Vigilante ****, If This Was A Movie and Jump Then Fall 4. Gorgeous 5. Her worst closer ever 6. Her only pop album that didn't make the year-end top 10 multiple times 7. Her only pop album with no year-end top 20 single 8. Longest charting song couldn't outchart Our Song 9. Her only pop album with no GF Grammy nomination 10. Her lowest metacritic score aside from Mixtape What a quality post, heavy on #4. If Gorgeous has no haters, I'm dead! Spoiler I don't even care if I get reported tbh. I will say this, though: you never see L0ser stans exhibiting this jobless behavior. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightsAtPeace Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1. seven (one of her best songs ever) 2. happiness 3. Fresh Out the Slammer [NEW] 4. I Wish You Would 5. The Story of Us 6. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince 7. Breathe 8. I Almost Do 9. So It Goes... 10. Question...? 11. Tied Together With a Smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon legacy Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 (edited) 1 hour ago, By the Water said: 5. Her worst closer ever Here we are again in the Deranged Swiffers Department New Year's Day is the most fitting song from reputation to close the album and it's a great song overall, which perfectly ends the album on a dark, but hopeful note. There's glitter on the floor after the party Girls carrying their shoes down in the lobby Candle wax and Polaroids on the hardwood floor You and me from the night before Shivers every time I hear that Edited March 28 by Maroon legacy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon legacy Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 If you hate both Lover and reputation, you're not cool, just miserable But that means you will definately enjoy the TORTURED Poets Department Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightsAtPeace Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 We're only three weeks away from TTPD and my feet are already giving away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightsAtPeace Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 her worst closer is actually masterbait 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
every1blinks Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 32 minutes ago, Sweeftie13 said: It will be the Dorothea of the album So a beautiful song that inexplicably makes me emotional, ugh I knew I was right to anticipate loml 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post Malone Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 MasterPIECE is one of the most sophisticated storytelling / lyrical theme ever put on a song, accompanied by mega expensive sounding synths that deliver an ambient soundscape that is flexible enough to slickly turn dramatic at times correlating with what's being said 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedIvy Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 (edited) I can confirm Plasterdrying is indeed her most boring, uneventful, uninspired, drab, dull, and meaningless closing track. Edited March 28 by PoisonedIvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedIvy Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 I hate that there's no Tortured Ranking Department meeting for closing tracks since we're going by track #s which won't line up with albums ends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedIvy Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 14 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said: We're only three weeks away from TTPD and my feet are already giving away My sanity slips away daily, the hype is definitely here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruel Summer Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 I went into a low-hype, low posting phase right before Midnights, and I feel that way now, but I'm starting to get that feeling - there's a different energy in the air now, TTPD is absolutely coming for blood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mael Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Just put in a request to lock this thread up 'til a week before the album's release..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treason Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 seven The Story of Us Fresh Out the Slammer Breathe happiness Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince So It Goes... I Wish You Would I Almost Do Tied Together with a Smile (my secret song ) Question...? (one of her worst songs ever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
By the Water Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 I used to hate Mastermid but I switched after Eras ngl Still, we hate New Year's Bore even more for what she did to Long Live in the puta tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael196 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, By the Water said: Ok, now let's rank reputation's embarrassments then: 1. 12 weeks in the top 10 vs her other pop albums that spent 58+ weeks in the top 10 2. 9 total weeks in the hot 100's top ten vs her other pop albums that have a song spend 24+ weeks in the top 10 3. Biggest radio hit failed to outpeak Vigilante ****, If This Was A Movie and Jump Then Fall 4. Gorgeous 5. Her worst closer ever 6. Her only pop album that didn't make the year-end top 10 multiple times 7. Her only pop album with no year-end top 20 single 8. Longest charting song couldn't outchart Our Song 9. Her only pop album with no GF Grammy nomination 10. Her lowest metacritic score aside from Mixtape Need someone to dig up that anime gif of a girl that keeps getting hit by multiple footballs (that we used A LOT in the froyo gate thread) and TTPD-ify it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treason Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 27 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said: her worst closer is actually masterbait It's true. Clean Begin Again hoax Long Live Our Song evermore Daylight Change New Year's Day Mastermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimind Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 I really hope Taylor's album is a little bit pop... because then there is nothing to look forward to for the rest of the year (music wise). I have only liked Ariana's album so far which i can enjoy on repeat. The beyonce album is meh. Come on Taylor dont disappoint us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.U.Y_Del_Rey Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1. seven 2. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince 3. The Story of Us 4. happiness 5. I Wish You Would 6. So It Goes... (7. Fresh Out the Slammer) 7. I Almost Do 8. Breathe 9. Question...? for the culture 10. Tied Together With a Smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastedpotential Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 33 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said: We're only three weeks away from TTPD and my feet are already giving away Girl you should be selling pictures to fundraise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dear Reader Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Well, even though we have a couple of party poopers creeping around this thread, I want to thank everyone that backed me up on this. I'll be moving our daily ranking to base, so keep that in mind if you want to keep participating! Again, thank you guys, it's very fun to be a part of this with you 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastedpotential Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 32 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said: her worst closer is actually masterbait 20 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said: I can confirm Plasterdrying is indeed her most boring, uneventful, uninspired, drab, dull, and meaningless closing track. Now see I do not agree with this opinion (my opinion is that her boring closer is Taylor Wakes Up Hungover And Uses Her Amex To Scrape Wax Off Her Floors With A Failed Actor Standing Over Her Shoulder Telling Her How She's Doing It Wrong) but these nicknames please I scrihmed. Get her again for me girls! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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