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I had a dream last night she botched Rep TV so I'm kinda pissed at her this morning

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And if you wanna troll about TTPD bombing, maybe radio executives heard the lead and decided "let's play Cruel Summer instead"

 

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Just now, cruelcooper said:

I had a dream last night she botched Rep TV so I'm kinda pissed at her this morning

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That was a premonition boo cause she's definitely botching rep TV

 

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You can tell the little reputas just want puta to finally lose its title of Lord's worst performing pop album. Don't worry though, puta TV is coming

 

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1 minute ago, By the Water said:

You can tell the little reputas just want puta to finally lose its title of Lord's worst performing pop album. Don't worry though, puta TV is coming

 

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3 minutes ago, Diesel is Desire said:

That was a premonition boo cause she's definitely botching rep TV

 

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4 minutes ago, Klein said:

The fact it's the biggest update of the day is truly insane tbh. It's like radio put it away to play IION and are now like "what did we do omg this song is amazing let's go again" :gaycat7:

And it still doing 4M+ on spotify daily :gaycat6:

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In the labyrinth of ink and rhyme

Where shadows dance with fleeting time

Resides the tortured poets' plight

Lost in the depths of endless night

 

In the corner of poetic art lament

They weave their tales with discontent

Within the chambers of heart's compartment

Lies the tortured poets department

 

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1 hour ago, cruelcooper said:

Joe booked a Yorgos Lanthimos movie. Meanwhile Floplor is bombing and threatening us with a cringe Hallmark movie only the cupcakes will like

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And who do you think booked that movie for him :deadbanana4:

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4 minutes ago, NEX said:

In the labyrinth of ink and rhyme

Where shadows dance with fleeting time

Resides the tortured poets' plight

Lost in the depths of endless night

 

In the corner of poetic art lament

They weave their tales with discontent

Within the chambers of heart's compartment

Lies the tortured poets department

 

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The Tortured AI Department 

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For those of y'all who genuinely think this album is going to be a flop, I seriously pray you find time to make an appointment with a psychiatrist because your drug cocktail needs some tweaking :gaycat6:

 

To those who are trolling, can you at least try to be original? If you're going to ***** and moan about bad sales figures, please provide some fun little story explaining why she's flopping. 

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44 minutes ago, Tusk said:

What if I told you that you're a mastermind?

 

Did anyone play with you as a little kid?

I am not a skip!

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TTPD actually realistic predictions:
Sales First Week - 648k 
Spotify streams First Day - 73M
Spotify Streams First Week - 165M
Billboard Hot 100: lead single debut at #2, the rest spreaded in the top100 (Clara Bow peaks at #93)
Billboard 200: debut at #1 (thanks to capitalism and awful greedy versions), but then immediately fall off, stay at #9 for 3-4 more weeks and get lost right after
Metacritic - 75
Pitchfork - 6.8
Grammy: get 2 nominations for Best Pop Vocal Album and Best Pop Duo Perfomance, but lose both of them to Camila Cabello

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19 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

For those of y'all who genuinely think this album is going to be a flop, I seriously pray you find time to make an appointment with a psychiatrist because your drug cocktail needs some tweaking :gaycat6:

 

To those who are trolling, can you at least try to be original? If you're going to ***** and moan about bad sales figures, please provide some fun little story explaining why she's flopping. 

Uh oh the troll police are here. Hide girlies!

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22 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

For those of y'all who genuinely think this album is going to be a flop, I seriously pray you find time to make an appointment with a psychiatrist because your drug cocktail needs some tweaking :gaycat6:

 

To those who are trolling, can you at least try to be original? If you're going to ***** and moan about bad sales figures, please provide some fun little story explaining why she's flopping. 

I'm not scared she'll flop but I'm starting to get thoughts of "what if it's not good" :gaycat6:

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5 minutes ago, Redstreak said:

I'm not scared she'll flop but I'm starting to get thoughts of "what if it's not good" :gaycat6:

Then it's not, it's not like you can do anything about it.

 

Literally the one thing we can be certain of at this point is that the album is exactly what she wanted it to be because she definitely didn't need to release a brand new album so soon. I personally trust her vision 100%. 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

Then it's not, it's not like you can do anything about it.

*starts getting Vietnam flashbacks to ARTPOP release threads*

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My only concern about ttpd is if she chose the right single

 

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This having more views than the ICSY MV :suburban:

 

She must have been so scared this classic would destroy ATW again when she decided to snub it

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Just now, By the Water said:

This having more views than the ICSY MV :suburban:

 

She must have been so scared this classic would destroy ATW again when she decided to snub it

This is truly the biggest rob of the TVs endeavor so far, not getting anything for Enchanted. We deserved a visual for one of her best song ever.

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6 minutes ago, Redstreak said:

*starts getting Vietnam flashbacks to ARTPOP release threads*

ATRL has been dragging Midnights and yet it got a 85 on Metacritic and AOTY win, they were dragging folklore and evermore for being boring... I'm not sure what you're expecting, but it could be the very best album ever heard by human kind and they'll still drag her. 

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Just now, Klein said:

ATRL has been dragging Midnights and yet it got a 85 on Metacritic and AOTY win, they were dragging folklore and evermore for being boring... I'm not sure what you're expecting, but it could be the very best album ever heard by human kind and they'll still drag her. 

Well yes but hopefully there's not a critical consensus siding with them :gaycat6:

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Of course it won't flop... I mean, period, but - 

But if that Metro Booming song gonna stay strong (a week after and it's even gained on first day which was already around 4M!) 

So we do have a problem (number 8 weekly streaming numbers of all time BTW)

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4 minutes ago, omrimayo said:

Of course it won't flop... I mean, period, but - 

But if that Metro Booming song gonna stay strong (a week after and it's even gained on first day which was already around 4M!) 

So we do have a problem (number 8 weekly streaming numbers of all time BTW)

What's the problem? That she won't have the full top 10? :rip:

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So I've been going through her MVs and y'all don't appreciate these enough. Lbr aside from LWYMMD, BS and WD how many of her other videos are actually better than these?

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