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2 minutes ago, cruelcooper said:

I'm getting a bad feeling about this album (trust me I'm a Cancer). I fear the meltdowns may be justified this time

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1.1M debut

180M spotify debut

6 songs on top 10!

-65% on spotify second day cause the album is too slow and its spring time people want positive cute songs:gaycat6:

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6 minutes ago, cruelcooper said:

I'm getting a bad feeling about this album (trust me I'm a Cancer). I fear the meltdowns may be justified this time

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Ever had a bad feeling about a TS album before?

 

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3 minutes ago, Nick_317 said:

This is her 30 (without the #1 single)

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Is it too late to sign up to be an OTH and a Joe Alwyn fan

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Joe booked a Yorgos Lanthimos movie. Meanwhile Floplor is bombing and threatening us with a cringe Hallmark movie only the cupcakes will like

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do we think she's attending the iHearts

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6 minutes ago, Monster Queen said:

We don't trust Reputationator

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Well you should. We know a flop when we see one

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9 minutes ago, cruelcooper said:

Joe booked a Yorgos Lanthimos movie. Meanwhile Floplor is bombing and threatening us with a cringe Hallmark movie only the cupcakes will like

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She should just announce TTPD as a buzz album for Rep TV

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- Botched announcement

- Botched tracklist reveal (leaked)

- Unexpected variants backlash from the Karens

- Joe widows not being able to move on

- Vacation in Bahamas 

 

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Running with the flop allegations so we can gag at the real numbers on April 19th yes yes

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18 minutes ago, Prismee said:

this is her American Life

 

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Can't wait for her confessions

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TTPD performance predictions

 

Spotify streams First Week

125M

52M

44M

35M

40M

28M

25M 

tot. = 309M 

 

Hot 100 performance lead single: 

#2- #7 - #9 - #13 - #11 - #10 - #11 - #18 - #22 - #28 - #36 - #47 - #62 - #70 - #78 - #81 - OUT 

 

Album Sales (April - May 2024)

876.000 - 144.000 -  82.000 - 56.000 - 43.000 - 37.000 - 33.000 ---> BB200 performance

#1 - #2 (Kanye release) - #3 (One thing at time #2 and Kanye #1) - #5 - #8 - #11 -13 - OUT Top 30 

 

- Second single charts for 6 weeks 

- Out of Spotify top 10 global album in 7 weeks

- Metacritic 69 

- Taylor fall in Spotify Daily Streams 

- Hate Train from US elections after she invited people to vote for democrats

- No Grammy nominations 

- US radios don't play her anymore 

- Scooter Braun's Albums rise on Spotify streams while Taylor's Version fall

 

 

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I'm gonna need those meltdowns to STOP cause we all know she's smashing

 

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At this point I don't know if you are trolling or if and who y'all are trying to convince 

 

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38 minutes ago, saintjude said:

1.1M debut

180M spotify debut

6 songs on top 10!

-65% on spotify second day cause the album is too slow and its spring time people want positive cute songs:gaycat6:

What if I told you that you're a mastermind?

 

Did anyone play with you as a little kid?

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oh it's starting

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10 minutes ago, Sweeftie13 said:

TTPD performance predictions

 

Spotify streams First Week

125M

52M

44M

35M

40M

28M

25M 

tot. = 309M 

 

Hot 100 performance lead single: 

#2- #7 - #9 - #13 - #11 - #10 - #11 - #18 - #22 - #28 - #36 - #47 - #62 - #70 - #78 - #81 - OUT 

 

Album Sales (April - May 2024)

876.000 - 144.000 -  82.000 - 56.000 - 43.000 - 37.000 - 33.000 ---> BB200 performance

#1 - #2 (Kanye release) - #3 (One thing at time #2 and Kanye #1) - #5 - #8 - #11 -13 - OUT Top 30 

 

- Second single charts for 6 weeks 

- Out of Spotify top 10 global album in 7 weeks

- Metacritic 69 

- Taylor fall in Spotify Daily Streams 

- Hate Train from US elections after she invited people to vote for democrats

- No Grammy nominations 

- US radios don't play her anymore 

- Scooter Braun's Albums rise on Spotify streams while Taylor's Version fall

 

 

 

no

No

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop Stop Stop, I can't breathe :gaycat7:

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6 minutes ago, roso said:

I'm gonna need those meltdowns to STOP cause we all know she's smashing

 

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5 minutes ago, Klein said:

At this point I don't know if you are trolling or if and who y'all are trying to convince 

 

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I'm glad someone else said it, I don't want to be the one every single time

 

Taylor Swift - 'The Tortured Poets Department' - Page 311 - Music - ATRL

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60 weeks on Hot 100 :coffee:

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she'd be lucky if she got to outstream evermore on its first day :suburban:

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

 

I'm glad someone else said it, I don't want to be the one every single time

 

Taylor Swift - 'The Tortured Poets Department' - Page 311 - Music - ATRL

I'm not doing too much because some people might find it funny the same way we find the rankings funny...

 

Taylor Swift - 'The Tortured Poets Department' - Page 311 - Music - ATRL

 

Spoiler

But at least our talks and delusions are about music.

 

Taylor Swift - 'The Tortured Poets Department' - Page 311 - Music - ATRL

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ok here we go

 

 

 

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Beyoncé ended her today and she had to do something

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Just now, Klein said:

I'm not doing too much because some people might find it funny the same way we find the rankings funny...

 

Taylor Swift - 'The Tortured Poets Department' - Page 311 - Music - ATRL

 

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But at least our talks and delusions are about music.

 

Taylor Swift - 'The Tortured Poets Department' - Page 311 - Music - ATRL

you know what, you're right

 

Taylor Swift - 'The Tortured Poets Department' - Page 311 - Music - ATRL

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Oh y'all are bored

 

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7 minutes ago, LiamVillain said:

60 weeks on Hot 100 :coffee:

This song will never die :ahh:

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1 minute ago, EarthJang said:

This song will never die :ahh:

The fact it's the biggest update of the day is truly insane tbh. It's like radio put it away to play IION and are now like "what did we do omg this song is amazing let's go again" :gaycat7:

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