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Future & Metro Boomin's "Like That" feat. Kendrick Lamar is now aiming for over 60M streams in the US first week, the biggest US streaming week in over 2 years—since Drake's "Way 2 Sexy" feat. Future & Young Thug (67.3M first week).

 

This song is gonna have a bigger peak in points than Flowers, is our 10/10 on the Hot 100 in danger? :redface:

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7 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

Future & Metro Boomin's "Like That" feat. Kendrick Lamar is now aiming for over 60M streams in the US first week, the biggest US streaming week in over 2 years—since Drake's "Way 2 Sexy" feat. Future & Young Thug (67.3M first week).

 

This song is gonna have a bigger peak in points than Flowers, is our 10/10 on the Hot 100 in danger? :redface:

Nah. His next song has 250 points. 

Posted
27 minutes ago, omrimayo said:

Metro booming and Future doing 472 points at number 1 this week and the song still getting bigger and stronger. Good luck to us in 3 weeks, 

don't remember anything come close to 500 for years. 

We've accumulated more than enough #1s for her to not really "need" another :rip: 

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6 minutes ago, 19SLAYty9 said:

Nah. His next song has 250 points. 

I meant the 10/10 for TTPD :suburban:

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Anyone not having You're on Your Own, 4-time AOTY WINNER as their #1 Track 5 is simply wrong

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I could still remember shaking and crying in my office the first time I listened to that song on the Zippyshare variant L-worded version of Midnights

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3 hours ago, IBeMe said:

Turkey is very open minded and secular despite Erdogan and his right wing and conservative narratives. It would be like if she performed in Hungary for example...not ideal but also not extremist and dangerous AF (overall)

Really? Rihanna Had to Cover herself Up to avoid controversy

 

From This:

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To This:

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The Archer

tolerate it

YOYOK

So Long London

Cold as You

Delicate

My Tears Richocet 

White Horse

All Too Well

Dear John

AYHTDWS

 

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2 hours ago, Dear Reader said:

Welcome to another meeting of The Tortured Ranking Department!

 

Today we're ranking the legendary Track 5s!

 

Place TTPD Track 5 where you think it will land among the others.

 

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1. Cold As You

2. White Horse

3. Dear John

4. All Too Well

5. All You Had To Do Was Stay

6. Delicate

7. The Archer

8. my tears ricochet

9. tolerate it

10. You're On Your Own, Kid

11. So Long, London

My personal ranking is:

 

1. my tears ricochet (have it tattooed on my body)

2. tolerate it

3. All Too Well

4. You're On Your Own, Kid

5. So Long, London (NEW)

6. Dear John

7. All You Had To Do Was Stay

8. Delicate

9. White Horse

10. Cold As You

11. The Archer

 

Have fun :heart:

 

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1. my tears ricochet

2. tolerate it

3. Dear John

4. All Too Well

5. So Long, London [NEW]

6. White Horse

7. You're On Your Own, Kid

8. Delicate

9. Cold As You

10. The Archer

11. All You Had To Do Was Stay 

 

10/10's: This was tough and I would very much like to never do it again. That being said, I continue to expose myself as a folkmore *****, but that shouldn't surprise anyone. my discography ender and treasure it are some of the finest Swiftian scriptures we have, and I think I only put MTR on top because I go back to it more often. Dear Jesus... the greatest TayEvisceration, TayCastration, and TayEmasculation we've ever seen, up to this point she has not managed to torture, kill, disembowel, flay, and tan the hide of a man quite like she did with DJ (though I have hopes for TTPD). Album Of The Year Winner, she's a classic and she's cute but I'm gonna need the girls participating in the discography rates to toss their little baggies in the trash and come off their substance of choice to re-evaluate where this belongs (in the 11-20 range, not in the ******* top 3). I have hopes for So Long, Loser, just because it could either displace Dear John as her greatest evisceration, or... it could end up in the 8-11 range if it fails to live up to expectations. Winning AOTYs oh how critically underrated you are, these girls deride and denigrate you because they still pay Fearless nothing, but one day they will learn. YOKO is the new fanbase obsession, I fear she'll become a fad like the last have been. That being said, the last minute and a half scalp me - I just wish it was a little quicker in getting there. Dalaicate revived the reputation era from the grave in the Look video and for that I will always be grateful (it really was the little hit song that could), and it does have a nice bump and groove to it (by far the superior Max Martin Track 5), but I fear it's been overplayed from my iTunes. I would stream this for hours and hours and hours on end trying to get into the top 10, and the fact that that never happened... I am a touch resentful.

 

9/10s: Cute As You is a forgotten discography highlight but I know y'all will see the light with the new Whitney version. The Kushner is the proto-Labyrinth, and I love that, it has a nice build and an excellent release at the end (as oomf once said, an archer pulling the string on their bow, and then letting it go), but I fear the trauma brought on by other fanbases using the Humpty Dumpty lyrics against me knocks it down a point, and it's a bit lyrically vague and wishy-washy.

 

8/10s: All You Had To Do Was Hit Play would've been an excellent single (I mean, Zedd and Alessia Cara literally ripped it off word for word and got a big hit in 2017) and if it were a piano ballad I'd probably bump it into the 9/10s tier, however for as much of a ***** for lyrics as I am, the sound does matter, and the incongruity between the lyrical content and the sound is... some would call it Robyn-inspired and I would call it a mish-mash. The (Aretha's Version) was a nice elevation, but it didn't receive the revival that I was hoping it would get. 

 

Anyway @Dear Reader you're ******* evil for making me do this and I hope you repent. 

 

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33 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

I meant the 10/10 for TTPD :suburban:

Unless it's a quick little hit, probably not. It will be in its 5th week tho, so who knows. How many points did the #10 Mids song get that week? 

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Just now, NEX said:

Unless it's a quick little hit, probably not. It will be in its 5th week tho, so who knows. How many points did the #10 Mids song get that week? 

265 for Vigilante ****, I think

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This Thursday will be 22 days until Album release :eli:

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3 minutes ago, NEX said:

Unless it's a quick little hit, probably not. It will be in its 5th week tho, so who knows. How many points did the #10 Mids song get that week? 

They are releasing another album a week before Taylor's 

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1. All Too Well

2. Dear John

3. So Long, London (NEW)

4. White Horse

5. tolerate it

6. Delicate

7. AYHTDWS

8. my tears ricochet

9. Cold As You

10. YOYOK

11. The Archer

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1 hour ago, scottstreet said:

Future & Metro Boomin's "Like That" feat. Kendrick Lamar is now aiming for over 60M streams in the US first week, the biggest US streaming week in over 2 years—since Drake's "Way 2 Sexy" feat. Future & Young Thug (67.3M first week).

 

This song is gonna have a bigger peak in points than Flowers, is our 10/10 on the Hot 100 in danger? :redface:

If he'll be over 400 points still which can happen you need to worry about your number one than the 10/10 which won't happen anyway this time.

Posted
23 minutes ago, Shelter said:

They are releasing another album a week before Taylor's 

That's a 100% confirmed? 
I saw it but didn't know if that's true. I really see this song being number 1 if so with the boost it will get, not talking about a new song that can explode. Funny if we'll get blocked from number 1 with the biggest song of the year. Again. 😬

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15 minutes ago, omrimayo said:

That's a 100% confirmed? 
I saw it but didn't know if that's true. I really see this song being number 1 if so with the boost it will get, not talking about a new song that can explode. Funny if we'll get blocked from number 1 with the biggest song of the year. Again. 😬

Variety confirmed it 

https://variety.com/2024/music/news/future-metro-boomin-collaborative-albums-we-dont-trust-you-1235935712/

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  1. All Too Well
  2. Delicate
  3. My Tears Ricochet
  4. White Horse
  5. Dear John
  6. Tolerate It
  7. Cold As You
  8. AYHTDWS
  9. YOYOK
  10. The Archer

Y'all must stan YOKO ONO cuz of the lyrical relatability, & not the song itself, cuz it sounds like a GLEE original song:suburban:

Posted
2 hours ago, queenoftheclouds said:

Really? Rihanna Had to Cover herself Up to avoid controversy

 

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The pic you posted is from Abu Dhabi. She performed in her usual Diamonds Tour costumes in Istanbul

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7 minutes ago, FENTY. said:

The pic you posted is from Abu Dhabi. She performed in her usual Diamonds Tour costumes in Istanbul

What? Really? 

Posted
2 hours ago, queenoftheclouds said:

Really? Rihanna Had to Cover herself Up to avoid controversy

 

From This:

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To This:

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part of me wonders if that's a choice from Rih herself to respect the culture because Turkish female artists themselves dress up in leotards and skirts and have their hair and out and everything lol. Turkey isn't really like other middle eastern countries tbh. People are muslim there but more flexible with their faith so I'm a little surprised Rih was more covered up for her show there. Makes me wonder tbh

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11 minutes ago, IBeMe said:

part of me wonders if that's a choice from Rih herself to respect the culture because Turkish female artists themselves dress up in leotards and skirts and have their hair and out and everything lol. Turkey isn't really like other middle eastern countries tbh. People are muslim there but more flexible with their faith so I'm a little surprised Rih was more covered up for her show there. Makes me wonder tbh

I looked it up. The First Pic is from Abu Dhabi and Not Turkey. Second she was only in Istanbul. Istanbul the Most Western City in Turkey. Taylor should be Safe there since they are more Open minded there.

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1. All You Had to Do Was Stay

2. The Archer

3. My Tears Ricochet

4. Dear John

5. Delicate

6. All Too Well

7. You're On Your Own, Kid

8. Tolerate It

9. Cold as You

10. White Horse

 

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1. So Long, London

1. All Too Well

2. my tears ricochet

3. Dear John

4. Delicate

5. tolerate it

6. You're on Your Own, Kid

7. White Horse

8. All You Had to Do Was Stay

9. The Archer

10. Cold As You

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YOYOK is a 7 at best

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1. Dear John

2. my tears ricochet

3. tolerate it

4. All Too Well

5. Delicate

6. The Archer

7. You're On Your Own, Kid

8. White Horse

9. Cold As You

10. All You Had To Do Was Stay

 

So Long, London will hopefully knock tolerate it off the Top 3! 

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