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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, every1blinks said:

Taylor: announces brand new album with 20 songs no one knew was coming

 

Certain others: REP TV WHEN

 

the call is really coming from inside the house huh 

Hope Lord goes away for like 5 years after the TVs are out, WE DESERVE IT!

 

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I know this isn't actually Taylor and Travis but it's too f***ing funny, I'm using this forever.

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I legit cannot believe that anyone would ask for Rep TV over a brand new album 

 

I-

 

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i can't with this duck omfg if he were around for midnights release this forum wouldn't survive

 

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I was off this thread for 1 day what are these gifs :suburban:

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When she used to have prerelease tracks every album cycle and now we don't get even a first single before release

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The whole album being a surprise is fun though

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Welcome to another meeting of The Tortured Ranking Department!

 

Today we're ranking the legendary Track 5s!

 

Place TTPD Track 5 where you think it will land among the others.

 

Spoiler

1. Cold As You

2. White Horse

3. Dear John

4. All Too Well

5. All You Had To Do Was Stay

6. Delicate

7. The Archer

8. my tears ricochet

9. tolerate it

10. You're On Your Own, Kid

11. So Long, London

My personal ranking is:

 

1. my tears ricochet (have it tattooed on my body)

2. tolerate it

3. All Too Well

4. You're On Your Own, Kid

5. So Long, London (NEW)

6. Dear John

7. All You Had To Do Was Stay

8. Delicate

9. White Horse

10. Cold As You

11. The Archer

 

Have fun :heart:

 

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3 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Welcome to another meeting of The Tortured Ranking Department!

 

Today we're ranking the legendary Track 5s!

 

Place TTPD Track 5 where you think it will land among the others.

 

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1. Cold As You

2. White Horse

3. Dear John

4. All Too Well

5. All You Had To Do Was Stay

6. Delicate

7. The Archer

8. my tears ricochet

9. tolerate it

10. You're On Your Own, Kid

11. So Long, London

My personal ranking is:

 

1. my tears ricochet (have it tattooed on my body)

2. tolerate it

3. All Too Well

4. You're On Your Own, Kid

5. So Long, London (NEW)

6. Dear John

7. All You Had To Do Was Stay

8. Delicate

9. White Horse

10. Cold As You

11. The Archer

 

Have fun :heart:

 

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All You Had To Do Was Stay >>>>>>
 

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8 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Welcome to another meeting of The Tortured Ranking Department!

 

Today we're ranking the legendary Track 5s!

 

Place TTPD Track 5 where you think it will land among the others.

 

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1. Cold As You

2. White Horse

3. Dear John

4. All Too Well

5. All You Had To Do Was Stay

6. Delicate

7. The Archer

8. my tears ricochet

9. tolerate it

10. You're On Your Own, Kid

11. So Long, London

My personal ranking is:

 

1. my tears ricochet (have it tattooed on my body)

2. tolerate it

3. All Too Well

4. You're On Your Own, Kid

5. So Long, London (NEW)

6. Dear John

7. All You Had To Do Was Stay

8. Delicate

9. White Horse

10. Cold As You

11. The Archer

 

Have fun :heart:

 

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Oh that's a tough one...

1. The Archer
2. tolerate it
3. So Long, London 
4. Delicate
5. my tears ricochet
6. You're On Your Own Kid
7. All You Had To Do Was Stay
8. All Too Well
9. Dear John
10. White Horse
11. Cold As You

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1. Dear John 

2. Tolerate It 

3. You're On Your Own, Kid 

4. My Tears Ricochet 

5. So Long, London 

6. All You Had To Do Was Stay 

7. All Too Well 

8. Cold As You 

9. Delicate 

10. White Horse 

11. The Archer 

 

Naturally, one of the hardest to rank. The way 1-8 (well, 1-7 really without hearing SL,L yet) are either 10/10 or 9/10. :jonny4:
 

I just went with being super optimistic because of the implications of a title like So Long, London. 

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3 minutes ago, 1989 said:

1. Dear John 

2. Tolerate It 

3. You're On Your Own, Kid 

4. My Tears Ricochet 

5. So Long, London 

6. All You Had To Do Was Stay 

7. All Too Well 

8. Cold As You 

9. Delicate 

10. White Horse 

11. The Archer 

 

Naturally, one of the hardest to rank. The way 1-8 (well, 1-7 really without hearing SL,L yet) are either 10/10 or 9/10. :jonny4:
 

I just went with being super optimistic because of the implications of a title like So Long, London. 

I really wanted to rank it higher cause I have a lot of expectations for it. I even was bold enough to rank it above Dear Jesus… 

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1. You're On Your Own, Kid 

2. tolerATE it

3. So Long, London [NEW]

4. my tears ricochet 

5. Dear John 

6. All Too Well

7. The Archer

8. Cold As You

9. Delicate

10. All You Had to Do Was Stay 

11. White Horse 

 

Taylor's track 5s are career highlights, and they're her best tracks alongside her track 2s and 9s :ryan3:

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1 hour ago, 1989 said:

I legit cannot believe that anyone would ask for Rep TV over a brand new album 

 

I-

 

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When Rep TV outsells The No Hits Department 

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1. ATW

2. Dear John

3. tolerate it

4. Delicate

5. YOYOK

6. mtr

7. So Long, London

8. Cold As You

9. White Horse

10. The Archer

11. AYHTDWS (stupid ass annoying ass song:mazen:)

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1. Tolerate It

2. You're On Your Own, Kid

3. Dear John

4. All Too Well

5. Delicate

6. my tears ricochet

7. So Long, London

8. All You Had To Do Was Stay

9. White Horse

10. Cold As You

11. The Archer

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the iconic track 5s

 

1. so far, london (!!!)

2. all too well

3. my tears ricochet 

4. you're on your own, kid

5. tolerate it

6. delicate 

7. the archer

8. dear john

9. all you had to do was stay

10. white horse

11. cold as you

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1. The Archer

2. Dear John

3. All Too Well

4. You're On Your Own, Kid

5. All You Had To Do Was Stay

6. tolerate it

7. my tears ricochet

8. White Horse

9. Cold As You

10. Delicate

 

i can see So Long, London being between 4-6 but literally have no idea what it sounds like so idk

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Not track 5s 

 

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My tortured ranking: 

 

1 Dear John

2 All Too Well

3 tolerate it

4 So Long, London

5 You're on Your Own, Kid

6 Delicate

7 my tears ricochet

8 All You Had to Do Was Stay

9 White Horse

10 The Archer

11 Cold As You

 

these are ALL 9/10s or higher. this was so hard, I hate you @Dear Reader

 

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Are we gonna go all the way to Track 30? :deadbanana4: Since Red TV extends that far 

 

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3 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

these are ALL 9/10s or higher. this was so hard, I hate you @Dear Reader

 

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You're not special, I hate myself too

 

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2 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Are we gonna go all the way to Track 30? :deadbanana4: Since Red TV extends that far 

 

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We're going until The Black Dog (which will be Track 20). Debut, puta, Lover, folklore and evermore will run out of tracks before the end though. 

 

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I can't accurately rate to save my life so all I'll say is All You Had to Do Was Stay is a pop classic regardless of its track 5 placement :heart:

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1. So Long, London [NEW]

2. All Too Well

3. Dear John

4. tolerate it

5. All You Had To Do Was Stay

6. my tears ricochet

7. Delicate

8. You're On Your Own, Kid

9. Cold As You

10. White Horse

11. The Archer

Ranked pretty much every TTPD track in the middle so far cause its safe so lemme be bold for this one :clack:
Also literally every track but The Torture is atleast 8/10 :jonnycat: 

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it's all so boring rn… i know people say "she doesn't need promo to smash anymore" and "it worked before for the other albums" but she COULD do something fun for us just for sh*ts and giggles :deadbanana2:

 

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1. Delicate

2. You're on Your Own, Kid

3. tolerate it

(4. So Long, London) ----> hopefully my hype does not backfire.

4. my tears ricochet 

5. All Too Well

6. Dear John

7. The Archer

8. White Horse

9. All You Had To Do Was Stay

10. Cold As You

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15 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

it's all so boring rn… i know people say "she doesn't need promo to smash anymore" and "it worked before for the other albums" but she COULD do something fun for us just for sh*ts and giggles :deadbanana2:

 

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in this era of short spans, there really is no point. Best time to do "something" is a week/two weeks before release max. Which isn't that far off. Plus I'm sure if tracklist didn't leak we'd be doing a daily track reveal right now. :chick3:

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Metro booming and Future doing 472 points at number 1 this week and the song still getting bigger and stronger. Good luck to us in 3 weeks, 

don't remember anything come close to 500 for years. 

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