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1 minute ago, 19SLAYty9 said:

Vogue US and Vogue UK cover reveals when

suddenly it's the midnights era, queen elizabeth is breathing her last breaths, we're convinced the vogue uk cover is getting postponed out of respect for her british fans and poor boyfriend, abd everything is simpler.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

So happy that my 

Travy made it to the big game

One step closer

to Kelce being my last name 

 

But if you play like you ain't worthy

you can call me Mrs. Taylor Purdy 

I'm not flying from Japan

to be seen with a man

who loses, so dirty 

 

if you win a ring, 

I want one too

take me down the aisle,

to say I do

we can celebrate

with a midfield kiss 

then we hit the church

with the fake Elvis


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An omen of death

He looked me straight in the face

I could feel his breath

He was no saving grace

And you should've known

From the second that you met me

That I take signs too seriously

 

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I don't wanna hurt you

I just wanna be

Drinking on a beach 

With you all over me

 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

suddenly it's the midnights era, queen elizabeth is breathing her last breaths, we're convinced the vogue uk cover is getting postponed out of respect for her british fans and poor boyfriend, abd everything is simpler.

Ok but we're still waiting on evermore Buckingham palace sessions 

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54 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

And I remember that fight,

2:30 am,

you stormed out

I said yeaaaaaah 

 

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the way I would have felt cheated if this had happened to me 

Yeah she was kinda evil to that crowd

 

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Posted
40 minutes ago, cruelcooper said:

 

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However if the critics turn their backs on her like they did with Hack's latest flop, 69 is the highest we can hope for, I fear

 

Well Taylor wouldn't release such a boring flop, so Jack is not an indicator :ryan3:

Posted
1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Yeah she was kinda evil to that crowd

 

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The crowd that got "Call It What U Want" (angry rushed witch version) as a surprise song 

 

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37 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

 

She has to be a mythical siren the way this woman is ALWAYS on a beach with men. She has pics in a bikini with basically every man she's been with. Connor, Harry, Calvin, Tom, Joe, and now Travis. :dies:

 

The folk tales were actually premonitions of her. 

nnnnn the way she's taken Joe AND Calvin to this exact beach in the Bahamas before too :deadbanana4:

 

She's really milking that co-writing credit on "do you get Deja Vu?" :deadbanana4:

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Redstreak said:

Ok but we're still waiting on evermore Buckingham palace sessions 

Oh god don't remind me :deadbanana4:

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This picture has taken me out. :deadbanana2:

 

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Can we make a TTPD edit to use anytime someone shares a scandalous opinion? 

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Names for the variant stans?

 

Manuscripties

Bolternators

Albatrossers

Black Dog..gies? 
 

 

Posted
1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

nnnnn the way she's taken Joe AND Calvin to this exact beach in the Bahamas before too :deadbanana4:

 

She's really milking that co-writing credit on "do you get Deja Vu?" :deadbanana4:

I don't think it's the same one. Joe's was on Lenny Kravitz' property. This one is a private beach that you can access from a certain luxury mansion that she apparently stayed at this time. 

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Just now, PoisonedIvy said:

Names for the variant stans?

 

Manuscripties

Bolternators

Albatrossers

Black Dog..gies? 

I'll join the Manuscripties even if I don't like the song based on name alone. :suburban:

 

Bolternators :deadbanana2::deadbanana2::deadbanana2::deadbanana2:

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Just now, Mandalore said:

I don't think it's the same one. Joe's was on Lenny Kravitz' property. This one is a private beach that you can access from a certain luxury mansion that she apparently stayed at this time. 

Mess, you're right :deadbanana4: The way I don't even think it's the same island as when she went with Joe :deadbanana4:

 

However, I do think it's the same island she visited with Calvin 

Posted
3 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Names for the variant stans?

 

Black Dog..gies? 
 

 

Furries obviously

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Posted
3 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Names for the variant stans?

 

Manuscripties

Bolternators

Albatrossers

Black Dog..gies? 
 

 

oh I'm a doggie 100% :WAP:

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Klein said:

I'll join the Manuscripties even if I don't like the song based on name alone. :suburban:

 

Bolternators :deadbanana2::deadbanana2::deadbanana2::deadbanana2:

Bolternators cracked me up too :deadbanana4:

 

I'm a Manuscriptie as well then :gaycat3:

 

1 minute ago, Redstreak said:

Furries obviously

1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

oh I'm a doggie 100% :WAP:

@Dear Reader oh honey…

 

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5 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Mess, you're right :deadbanana4: The way I don't even think it's the same island as when she went with Joe :deadbanana4:

 

However, I do think it's the same island she visited with Calvin 

Harbour Island? Honestly, The Bahamas are a great spot for celebs anyway because the locals leave them alone and have an understanding of the need for privacy/good for business transaction. (that doesn't protect you from paps following you and hiding in the bushes with long-lens cameras but still, it's also relatively easy to vet for security concerns etc)

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Just now, PoisonedIvy said:

Bolternators cracked me up too :deadbanana4:

 

I'm a Manuscriptie as well then :gaycat3:

 

@Dear Reader oh honey…

 

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oh that's not- 

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

oh I'm a doggie 100% :WAP:

The emoji choice

 

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I have a feeling The Albatross will be the best bonus track song so I'm an Albatrosser 

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

The emoji choice

 

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Might've been on purpose

 

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When The Albatross is a cover of this

 

 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Names for the variant stans?

 

Manuscripties

Bolternators

Albatrossers

Black Dog..gies? 
 

 

Sounds about right

:suburban:
 

Albatrossers unite!:gaycat4:

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