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Posted
1 minute ago, Klein said:

Welcome to the dark side

 

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Oh I knew you'd have an issue with where I put Taylor Cracks Open A Historical Ledger At The Municipal History Museum In Her Small Town In Rhode Island And Discovers Her Spirit Historical Philanthrope, but it just doesn't speak to me in the same way a lot of folklore does

 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Gladiator said:

You should be banned for paying dust to Treacherous. I was driving to that on repeat earlier. Hits so well.

I'm glad some of you care so much about my opinion :jonny6: Remember that stupidjock base is free to make to discuss my rankings and other things 

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Just now, stupidjock said:

I'm glad some of you care so much about my opinion :jonny6: Remember that stupidjock base is free to make to discuss my rankings and other things 

Careful for the WPs for being off-topic. This is NOT stupidjock's base!

 

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I feel like Taylor will not move for the next week or so because she doesn't want people to create an narrative that she's trying to "steal Beyoncé's moment".

 

We are in the trenches people. 
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6 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

As if you didn't already know... I've had my list of tasteful individuals set in ******* stone for a while now

 

 

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And even with your circumstantial hearing impairment when you hear the first notes from Fearless (Taylor's Version) Track 15 and Speak Now (Taylor's Version) Track 11, you are on my short list 

 

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You were supposed to be on my short list too but I just saw your ranking of 'the last great Grammy winner' and started to have doubts

 

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Oopsie just saw you already did comment on this criticism

 

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1. treacherous (her best ever)

2. back to december

3. style

4. the last great american dynasty

5. gold rush

6. love story

7. teardrops on my guitar

8. my boy only breaks his favorite toys

9. anti-hero

10. lover

11. i did something bad

Posted
2 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

I was expecting you and @Klein to READ me after my tlgad and gold rush placements. But accept this as my only flaw

 

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You know, I know that even the most tasteful TayWarrior such as yourself will have a few flop opinions (I'm not immune, and @Klein certainly isn't either (lysm queenie :heart2:)), so I decided to let it go. Glad you called it out and know where and why you need to repent, at least in regards to gold rush idgaf about tlgad

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:
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You were supposed to be on my short list too but I just saw your ranking of 'the last great Grammy winner' and started to have doubts

 

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Taylor Tries Her Hand at Writing About Dognapping just doesn't grab me as much as literally any other song on folklore, what can I say. She's cute, but next to cute, gorgeous is just gonna, you know, devour cute. Maybe if it was sandwiched between mad woman and epiphany, but when it's stuck between cardigan and exile it is the weak link

 

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

You know, I know that even the most tasteful TayWarrior such as yourself will have a few flop opinions (I'm not immune, and @Klein certainly isn't either (lysm queenie :heart2:)), so I decided to let it go. Glad you called it out and know where and why you need to repent, at least in regards to gold rush idgaf about tlgad

 

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As a Hack stan I need to pretend I ADORE gold rush 

 

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7 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

I was expecting you and @Klein to READ me after my tlgad and gold rush placements. But accept this as my only flaw

 

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I actually... did not read analyze your ranking because I was so eager to do mine when I saw it. Maybe it should have stayed this way 

 

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Posted
32 minutes ago, sbenci said:

The Black Dog will be the best bonus track I know it, The Bolter will be worst

 

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it better be considering it's the variant i bought, otherwise i'll be asking for a refund i fear

 

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2 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

I feel like Taylor will not move for the next week or so because she doesn't want people to create an narrative that she's trying to "steal Beyoncé's moment".

 

We are in the trenches people. 
:redface:
 

I don't think she would have said or done anything even if Beyonce wasn't releasing. Keeping quiet about it is building up too much anticipation for it.

 

Even my non Taylor following friends were asking me about it last night. :bird:

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:
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Taylor Tries Her Hand at Writing About Dognapping just doesn't grab me as much as literally any other song on folklore, what can I say. She's cute, but next to cute, gorgeous is just gonna, you know, devour cute. Maybe if it was sandwiched between mad woman and epiphany, but when it's stuck between cardigan and exile it is the weak link

 

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So you hate tlgad, invisible string and mad woman? Ouuuu this is not looking good for you. Tasteful Swiftie card is shaking for you

 

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Just now, Klein said:

I actually... did not read analyze your ranking because I was so eager to do mine when I so it. Maybe it should have stayed this way 

 

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well that breaks my heart even more

 

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it's okay, i still love you :heart:

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As a Hack stan I need to pretend I ADORE gold rush 

 

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Well as someone who is rather ambivalent toward the whole Jacksus/Hack AnTurnoff discourse, I do more than enough grammy rush stanning for you babes. Go pretend to like The Archer or Labyrinth or something, she really needs help :deadbanana4:

 

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1. Lover

2. Style

3. gold rush

4. Anti-Hero

5. Treacherous

6. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

7. the last great american dynasty

8. Love Story

9. Back To December

10. Teardrops On My Guitar

11. I Did Something Bad

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well that breaks my heart even more

 

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it's okay, i still love you :heart:

Not my fault you're such a trendsetter that I can't help myself 

 

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love you sorry :heart:

 

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Posted
Just now, wastedpotential said:

Well as someone who is rather ambivalent toward the whole Jacksus/Hack AnTurnoff discourse, I do more than enough grammy rush stanning for you babes. Go pretend to like The Archer or Labyrinth or something, she really needs help :deadbanana4:

 

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I fear you won't like to read this, but I'd rather listen to Labyrinth 

 

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Posted
Just now, wastedpotential said:

Go pretend to like The Archer or Labyrinth or something

I love both of those songs. :cm:

Posted
1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Well as someone who is rather ambivalent toward the whole Jacksus/Hack AnTurnoff discourse, I do more than enough grammy rush stanning for you babes. Go pretend to like The Archer or Labyrinth or something, she really needs help :deadbanana4:

 

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Tasteful Swiftie card secured for the draggings of The Archer and Labyrinth 

 

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So you hate tlgad, invisible string and mad woman? Ouuuu this is not looking good for you. Tasteful Swiftie card is shaking for you

 

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not at all, I adore invisible string and mad woman is excellent when I'm contemplating putting bleach in someone's coffee, but I think The Least Good (but still good) Song on This Album would probably shine more in that section, given that it's slower and less melodically instant than the first half of the album (where I fear TLGAD gets lost)

 

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2 minutes ago, Gladiator said:

I don't think she would have said or done anything even if Beyonce wasn't releasing. Keeping quiet about it is building up too much anticipation for it.

 

Even my non Taylor following friends were asking me about it last night. :bird:

This thread will HATE to read this, but you're RIGHT!

 

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How do we feel about the theory that we're getting a double album/that something related to the number 2 is happening? 

 

I really hope it's NOT a double album (I need TTPD to have its moment to shine), however I'd be here for a 3am version  kind of special. 

 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:
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I fear you won't like to read this, but I'd rather listen to Labyrinth 

 

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over gold rush? Yeah, I wish I hadn't read that :deadbanana4:

 

Labyrinth is top 3 on Midnights, but gold rush is top 2 on her best album and is in my top 10 TaySings ever

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

it better be considering it's the variant i bought, otherwise i'll be asking for a refund i fear

 

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the way you're always serving taste

 

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