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why her track 2s so good omg

 

1. THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

2. cardigan

3. blank space

4. champagne problems

5. maroon

6. cruel summer

7. red

8. sparks fly

9. picture to burn

10. fifteen

11. end game 

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2 hours ago, Timeless said:

She needs to release signed CDs and signed vinyls ASAP. 2M debut would be on LOCK :clap3:

Nah, if she does signed copies she needs to drop them midweek, so people don't cancel their orders of regular copies. Half a million signed copies + a surprise super deluxe version = 3.5m opening :eddie:

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1 minute ago, kiche said:

why her track 2s so good omg

 

1. THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

2. cardigan

3. blank space

4. champagne problems

5. maroon

6. cruel summer

7. red

8. sparks fly

9. picture to burn

10. fifteen

11. end game 

if she surpasses cardigan with the title track, I'll be 100% surprised 

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Everyone needs to stop setting Her up with the 2m prediction :rip: 

 

I feel like a decent number of Swifties have gotten fed up with the variants and "limited time" web store drops, and there aren't even cutesy colors or a clock gimmick for the cupcake Swifties. I don't see it happening unless She's been working on a **** ton of signed copies. 

 

Even with the separate bonus tracks, I think plenty of people will be content to just wait for them to hit streaming or find them on tumblr/Twitter. 

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Now with all that said, I do love all the variants this time around. Easily the best ones since folklore

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triple post

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:rip:

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39 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

if she surpasses cardigan with the title track, I'll be 100% surprised 

The funny thing is, every single track 2 is way better than cardigone :ryan3:

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3 minutes ago, Timeless said:

The funny thing is, every single track 2 is way better than cardigone :ryan3:

I didn't know track 2 would bring so much bad taste out

 

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nnn not some of y'all having ATROCIOUS taste regarding Maroon :deadbanana4:

 

 

1. cardigan

2. Maroon

3. champagne problems

4. Blank Space

5. The Tortured Poets Department [NEW]

6. Sparks Fly

7. Cruel Summer

8. Red

9. Picture To Burn

10. End Game 

11. Fifteen (love the lyric video for the TV but...)

 

I will say that her track 2s are insanely strong that I do enjoy all of these and stream them regularly. That being said, I can't believe how low the career defining smash (and her most successful track 2, as odd as it is to say that) Cruel Summer ended up...

 

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1 hour ago, Klein said:

1. Maroon

2. Blank Space

3. Red

4. The Tortured Poets Department

5. Fifteen

6. Cruel Summer

7. Sparks Fly

8. Champagne Problems

9. cardigan

10. Picture To Burn

---HELL---

11. End Game

Cardigan and champagne problems sweeties I am SO SORRY she said that about you. 

 

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Should've been the Album Cover 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Cardigan and champagne problems sweeties I am SO SORRY she said that about you. 

 

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Every song in the top 10 is a 10/10. There are just some 10s I like more than other.

 

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And I will NOT hear criticisms from a miss who ranked Fifteen last

 

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and stans Innocent and Untouchable.  :ryan3:

 

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12 minutes ago, Klein said:

Every song in the top 10 is a 10/10. There are just some 10s I like more than other.

 

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And I will NOT hear criticisms from a miss who ranked Fifteen last

 

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and stans Innocent and Untouchable.  :ryan3:

 

Well yes, but for an evermore die-hard I was expecting a greater amount of taste from you, at least regarding the folk songs

 

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and Fifteen isn't even a bad song, it's just the weakest melody on Fearless and is thus dull in comparison

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And idk but Taylor Learns There's More To Life Than School Romance would, at least to my ear, have benefitted from coming from a place of hindsight a bit further removed than age 17

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That being said, "But in your life, you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team" is the greatest irony amongst ironies given where we are today :ryan3:

 

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Also I'm sorry but I will go to bat for my objectively good taste to rank Innocent and Untouchable several tiers above Flopsing. That song is preachy and formerly screechy, and while it addresses a novel lyrical theme in her discography, it pales in comparison to the masterclass in songwriting on Innocent (arguably one of Taylor's best songs for a sly and shady drag), and if you're not hearing what I'm hearing during the last minute and a half of Untouchable then maybe we ought to book you in with an otolaryngologist. I'll drive you to the appointment and collect the pamphlets from the doctor, and I'll make sure to emphasize to them that the desired outcome of whatever procedure I'm sure you'll need is to fix your bad taste regarding Innocent and Untouchable. 

 

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You know, upon further reflection, I think part of my hatred for Flopsing comes from my fury at it being a tank on the charts when the true course of action should've been to push You're Not Sorry as the follow up to You Belong With Me. It killed the momentum of the Fearless era and was a disastrously bad pick for single. I know she wanted to book Abigail in for the music video so she could afford her university tuition off the residuals, but surely she could've appeared for a different song. Old grudges die hard, I guess :ryan3:

 

 

 

 

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The tortured poets psych ward is what this thread slowly devolves into with every passing day

 

 

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43 minutes ago, Timeless said:

The funny thing is, every single track 2 is way better than cardigone :ryan3:

Spill.... anything that was tragically noise'd by messner is to be tossed automatically

 

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I return to this thread and all I see are rankings :suburban:

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If you enjoy Fad Martin don't speak on father Aaron :khalyan2:

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Oh we been knew Max Martin doesn't actually produce any of his songs. We enjoy Shellback

 

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Fad Martin stans do not speak on father Dessner 

 

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not the Max slander when he's gonna have you faguettes gagged when he produces 3/4 of this album

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Max's worst pop song >>>>>>> Messner's best pop song 

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14 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Well yes, but for an evermore die-hard I was expecting a greater amount of taste from you, at least regarding the folk songs

 

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and Fifteen isn't even a bad song, it's just the weakest melody on Fearless and is thus dull in comparison

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And idk but Taylor Learns There's More To Life Than School Romance would, at least to my ear, have benefitted from coming from a place of hindsight a bit further removed than age 17

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That being said, "But in your life, you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team" is the greatest irony amongst ironies given where we are today :ryan3:

 

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Also I'm sorry but I will go to bat for my objectively good taste to rank Innocent and Untouchable several tiers above Flopsing. That song is preachy and formerly screechy, and while it addresses a novel lyrical theme in her discography, it pales in comparison to the masterclass in songwriting on Innocent (arguably one of Taylor's best songs for a sly and shady drag), and if you're not hearing what I'm hearing during the last minute and a half of Untouchable then maybe we ought to book you in with an otolaryngologist. I'll drive you to the appointment and collect the pamphlets from the doctor, and I'll make sure to emphasize to them that the desired outcome of whatever procedure I'm sure you'll need is to fix your bad taste regarding Innocent and Untouchable. 

 

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You know, upon further reflection, I think part of my hatred for Flopsing comes from my fury at it being a tank on the charts when the true course of action should've been to push You're Not Sorry as the follow up to You Belong With Me. It killed the momentum of the Fearless era and was a disastrously bad pick for single. I know she wanted to book Abigail in for the music video so she could afford her university tuition off the residuals, but surely she could've appeared for a different song. Old grudges die hard, I guess :ryan3:

 

 

 

 

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Well maybe I've first heard Fifteen on Fearless TV so it might as well be a song written in the 2020s for me. 

 

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There's nothing objectively good about Innocent/Untouchable but I support you on your journey. 

 

Innocent makes me angry. It's not often that I'm like "no girl, stop acting like that you're embarrassing" but that's my immediate thought for this song. 

And Untouchable exists because she wanted to be lazy one day and not write a new song. Or maybe she just had blisters from writing all the other masterpieces on Fearless and needed a break. 

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cardigan >>>>>>> max's stolen songwriting credits on taylor's albums

 

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1. cardigan

----barrier----

2. champagne problems 

3. Blank Space 

4. Red

5. Cruel Summer

6. Maroon

7. Sparks Fly

8. The Tortured Poets Department (NEW)

9. Fifteen

10. Picture To Burn 

----barrier----

11. End Game 

 

Her tracks 2s are usually very good so we don't have to worry about TTPD title track at least

 

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