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Need her to serve me something like this 

 

 

8 minutes of gut-wrenching poetry. :jonny2:

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4 minutes ago, Hunter_13 said:

Please if her pre-orders were as bad as y'all said she'd already he dropping the collectors cd and vinyl again like she did with midnights. 

 

And like it's already sold over 100k+ vinyl for the target one alone. And most Swifties prefer going to the store to purchase. :rip:

Where do you have this data about 100k clear vinyls has been sold? 

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5 minutes ago, Feanor said:

If only reverse jinxing could get her Twitter engagement Up.mp3.

 

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Well looking at her recent tweets and IG posts, I'm not surprised the engagement is Down.mp3

 

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33 minutes ago, By the Water said:

Are we still doing that thing where we underestimate everything so we can pretend to be surprised when she smashes? That's so 2022

 

Like omg she has no hype so I don't see her outselling 1989 TV or outstreaming Midnights. Taylormania is lowkey over and she's overexposed. Radio will switch on her and spotify will boycott her. Anything above 174k will be a success

 

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They actually believe there’s no hype and she’ll flop so idk about the pretending :snowman: 

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I swear some of y'all are psyops run out of the Beyonce Base or something to try and get Swifties to give up :deadbanana4:

 

It is quite literally impossible for this to debut under Midnights or 1989 TV. The numbers we do have do not support that. It is very nearly impossible for this to have worse first-week longevity than Midnights. We cannot see the pre-order data, but assuming that it's bad because there hasn't been a lead is just a diabolical narrative. 

 

I know it's tradition in this fanbase to start to bald from the stress and fretting of the anticipation from the presumed decline in first week sales, so I can't stop you, but I can politely request that you pull your heads out of the ******* sand and re-join us in reality. 

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Oh that last page is definitely going into my bookmarks. It’s a scream especially after the vinyl sales tea from Target that’s being passed around (yes it’s trackable), which puts the one vinyl edition at 2x the sales of what 1989 TV did in Target preorders across both formats and many variants. So loud and confident but so wrong.

 

Maybe the TTPD release week will finally knock some sense into Swifties, but I already know we’ll be right back to square one come TS12 with everyone fear-mongering that her decline is imminent and the hype isn’t there because of arbitrary reasons like Twitter likes.

 

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She will get a cute  lil 150million debut first day but then -70% on 2nd day... we want ES' stability

 

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"ThErE iS nO hYpE :juanny:"

 

like is this your first day being a swiftie????? are you 10?????

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2 minutes ago, Holiest Dreams said:

Oh that last page is definitely going into my bookmarks. It’s a scream especially after the vinyl sales tea from Target that’s being passed around (yes it’s trackable), which puts the one vinyl edition at 2x the sales of what 1989 TV did in Target preorders across both formats and many variants. So loud and confident but so wrong.

 

Maybe the TTPD release week will finally knock some sense into Swifties, but I already know we’ll be right back to square one come TS12 with everyone fear-mongering that her decline is imminent and the hype isn’t there because of arbitrary reasons like Twitter likes.

 

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As I said, it's quite literally a fanbase tradition to worry about the album underperforming to an extreme and being blocked by the least likely candidate. I fear TTPD will be blocked on its debut by Dua Lipa's album (can't remember the name) that's coming two weeks later because the sales will be literally negative for the first two weeks due to everyone returning their pre-orders. It's over. 

 

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2 minutes ago, mael said:

She will get a cute  lil 150million debut first day but then -70% on 2nd day... we want ES' stability

 

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You can’t do that with 180m streams a day. 

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TTPD debut according to ATRLers:

 

820K on BB200

136M streams on its first 24 hours on Spotify

310M streams on its first week 

chart run: 1 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 7 - 10 - OUT

:suburban:

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6 minutes ago, Holiest Dreams said:

Oh that last page is definitely going into my bookmarks. It’s a scream especially after the vinyl sales tea from Target that’s being passed around (yes it’s trackable), which puts the one vinyl edition at 2x the sales of what 1989 TV did in Target preorders across both formats and many variants. So loud and confident but so wrong.

 

Maybe the TTPD release week will finally knock some sense into Swifties, but I already know we’ll be right back to square one come TS12 with everyone fear-mongering that her decline is imminent and the hype isn’t there because of arbitrary reasons like Twitter likes.

 

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Can you explain about the Target numbers ? It’s weird I haven’t seen anything on it.

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40 minutes ago, By the Water said:

Are we still doing that thing where we underestimate everything so we can pretend to be surprised when she smashes? That's so 2022

 

Like omg she has no hype so I don't see her outselling 1989 TV or outstreaming Midnights. Taylormania is lowkey over and she's overexposed. Radio will switch on her and spotify will boycott her. Anything above 174k will be a success

 

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That’s what I’d like to believe they’re doing but it seems they’re actually serious.

 

Maybe we should start predicting the first week sales by subtracting the combined likes from every viral hate tweet she’s gotten since February? -10,013,000 first week sales incoming 

 

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9 minutes ago, omrimayo said:

Where do you have this data about 100k clear vinyls has been sold? 

A reliable OOMF on twitter. The standard cd alone is also outpacing the FOUR 1989tv cds when they got added to target for pre-order. :coffee2:

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1 minute ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

TTPD debut according to ATRLers:

 

820K on BB200

136M streams on its first 24 hours on Spotify

310M streams on its first week 

chart run: 1 - 2 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 7 - 10 - OUT

:suburban:

Please, given the rhetoric the debut is going to be:

 

135k on BB200

41M streams in its first 24 hours on Spotify

265M streams in its first week

Chart run: 1 - 4 - 9 - 17 - 59 - 93 - 132 - 165 - 181 - OUT

Album bomb positions of 15, 41, 66, and 73. The rest of the album doesn't even make the Bubbling Under list. 

Lead single chart run: 15 - 33 - 31 - 46 - 65 - 78 - 81 - OUT

 

:suburban:

 

The girls on this website are literally convincing themselves we're about to get half of Chromatica's debut, and that's only if the hype builds. 

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6 minutes ago, mael said:

She will get a cute  lil 150million debut first day but then -70% on 2nd day... we want ES' stability

 

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Those day-to-day drops will not be cute. We will blame HACK AntonOFF if it happens.

 

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Kinda hope she's spending this next month off signing 50k of each CD variant. :eli:

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Anyway, if this was all an elaborate trolling plot by ATRL Swifties then I’ll give you all your 8.5s

 

Otherwise  

 

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The Manuscript: 1.1M likes 

The Bolter: 322k likes

The Albatross: 306k likes

The Black Dog: 284k likes

 

= 2,012,000 likes 

TTPD debut: 

 

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She does not need to maintain hype for a full 2 months for this to be a success. I swear, Swifties get amnesia every time she’s about to release an album. 

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I’m really excited for this album tbh. Especially with the way she’s really been pushing it as a songwriter album.. we need those scathing songs back :jonny5:

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1 minute ago, Solaria said:

I’m really excited for this album tbh. Especially with the way she’s really been pushing it as a songwriter album.. we need those scathing songs back :jonny5:

What do you mean you’re excited? There’s no hype for this album!

 

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22 minutes ago, Holiest Dreams said:

That’s what I’d like to believe they’re doing but it seems they’re actually serious.

 

Maybe we should start predicting the first week sales by subtracting the combined likes from every viral hate tweet she’s gotten since February? -10,013,000 first week sales incoming 

 

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Perhaps it’s the alcohol I’ve consumed but -10mil is sending me into the future. Not the GP literally giving her 10 mil copies of TTPD BACK to her :bibliahh:

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

What do you mean you’re excited? There’s no hype for this album!

 

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Please don’t say that. Everytime people say Taylor’s hype is dead she debuts with 1M more units than her previous albums. I can’t handle another year of Swiftie domination!!!!!!!!!

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