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I love this weird little corner of the Internet

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Just now, 1989 said:

Anything on these last like four pages is what someone should’ve reported 

 

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Who's to say it wasn't? We still don't know who's responsible for the Reported Swifties Department.

 

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4 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Us during our poetry club meeting

 

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me as soon as miss @Timeless calls folkmore boring

 

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

Who's to say it wasn't? We still don't know who's responsible for the Reported Swifties Department.

 

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The way I just know it was a Puta stan reporting our reviews and rankings because a certain album is usually at the bottom 

 

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1 minute ago, 1989 said:

The way I just know it was a Puta stan reporting our reviews and rankings because a certain album is usually at the bottom 

 

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If the reported posts included rankings, I can already tell you who's responsible for the reports.

 

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Her work with Nathan being some of her best has very little to do with his production though but ofc country Taylor >>> Hack/Fad Martin Taylor

 

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2 minutes ago, scottstreet said:

Jack and Taylor combo has peaked in creativity the same way the Max and Taylor combo did back then. It’s time to let go of him just like she did with Martin. 🤷‍♂️

I can settle with No Max, as long as it's also No Jack

But i just know Jack is a yes man, & kisses her ass too much for her to actually drop him.

 

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24 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Oh wow Max Martin giving Z-listers with no artistry his Z-list songs, and A-listers his A-list songs.

What has Jack done with his MPGs? Help release Florence, Lorde, & Lana's worst albums?

 

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Not ocean being Lana’s worst when blue balls is right there :rip:

 

OT: I already know this album is going to be very jack heavy, but I hope there’s at least 3 or 4 additional producers. Jack works best when he has a team with him

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

me as soon as miss @Timeless calls folkmore boring

 

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO 
Glad my folkbore and eversnore lashings have been recognised! :ryan3:

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1 minute ago, Timeless said:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO 
Glad my folkbore and eversnore lashings have been recognised! :ryan3:

 

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This gif needs to be TTPD’d 
 

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2 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

I can settle with No Max, as long as it's also No Jack

But i just know Jack is a yes man, & kisses her ass too much for her to actually drop him.

 

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Max Martin was the ONLY producer who challenged Taylor artistically and pushed her in a new direction. Without him, Taylor the superstar we know now would have never been as big as she is now. He was the cause of the turning point in her career.

I will forever stand by that!  :rogue:

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Why is BACK TO DECEMBER her most GODLY song?

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Oh wow Max Martin giving Z-listers with no artistry his Z-list songs, and A-listers his A-list songs.

What has Jack done with his MPGs? Help release Florence, Lorde, & Lana's worst albums?

 

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both Ocean Blvd and Dance Fever are amazing album, you are just obnoxiously tasteless 

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imagine showing Taylor this thread  :rip:

she would spontaneously combust, i fear :giraffe:

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Let's not forget when Taylor said in 2021 that she's looking forward to working with Max Martin again :ryan3:

 

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30 minutes ago, Sprawl said:

This gif needs to be TTPD’d 
 

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21 minutes ago, Klein said:

If the reported posts included rankings, I can already tell you who's responsible for the reports.

 

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I would NEVER report a Swiftie except maybe a g-anon, let's get that clear RIGHT off the bat. Even the annoying ones I see here get a pass because they have God-Tier taste in music. Maybe I should start reporting rankings though nnnnnn

 

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3 minutes ago, Timeless said:


 


Let's not forget when Taylor said in 2021 that she's looking forward to working with Max Martin again :ryan3:

 

Blondie also said that fan favoriteS from the TVs would get videos but all we have is ATW10 

 

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5 minutes ago, 1989 said:

Blondie also said that fan favoriteS from the TVs would get videos but all we have is ATW10 

 

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Are IBYTAM and ICSY not fan favourites? :ryan3:

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5 minutes ago, 1989 said:

Blondie also said that fan favoriteS from the TVs would get videos but all we have is ATW10 

 

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Not you forgetting IBYTAM

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Just now, Timeless said:

Are IBYTAM and ICSY not fan favourites? :ryan3:

 

Just now, 19SLAYty9 said:

Not you forgetting IBYTAM

She said this before the release of Red TV 

 

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We didn’t know they were our favorites then :ryan3:

 

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1 minute ago, 1989 said:

 

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We didn’t know they were our favorites then :ryan3:

 

Maybe she's a psychic and can see into the future, ever thought about THAT? :ryan3:

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Jack is a good producer and probably the most comfortable for her to be super productive
Reputation is better than Lover
Midnights is a great pop album
We can live without a lead single 

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I wonder when we will get another TTPD crumb from her :ryan3:Will she really not do anything until 1-2 days before release :ryan3:

Anyways
 

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Rank Song
1 Forever Winter
2 Better Man
3 I Bet You Think About Me
4 I Can See You
5 Babe
6 Foolish One
7 Mr. Perfectly Fine
8 Nothing New
9 The Very First Night
10 Is It Over Now?
11 Electric Touch
12 All Too Well (10 Minute Version)
13 Timeless
14 ****!
15 Now That We Don't Talk
16 Don't You
17 Castles Crumbling
18 Run
19 Say Don't Go
20 Message in A Bottle
21 That's When (Ft. Keith Urban)
22 You All Over Me
23 When Emma Falls in Love
24 Bye Bye Baby
25 We Were Happy
26 Suburban Legends


Imagine if she released a vault album with #1-#14 :jonnycat: So many career highlights tbh
Anything below that can go tho :ryan3:

 

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