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Y'all really not beating the insecure fanbase allegation:rip:

 

Remember when the other girl 'smahsed' with her album in 2019 and everyone thought she was the streaming queen or something?

 

Where is that album now? And WHERE IS LOVER???

 

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Some would say Taylor is all about the peaks because she has GIGANTIC peaks but some really forget longevity is also her strong suit

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1 minute ago, Burqa said:

looking back on lover i'm surprised i didn't unstan, the amount of delusion that was fed by the SSers was enough to make us go crazy

when they said paper rings talks about how "the girls with shiniest rings have the shittest relationships" and it's not mentioned once in the song

when they said it was her best album

when they said cruel summer was produced by max martin only for her to replace him with joel little (lol)

 

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Dont forget I Forgot That This Turd Existed being the POP State Of GOD :bibliahh:
But to be fair, imagine being a super fan and listening to the brand new album in the same room as Taylord herself.. i feel like that would make any track sound 10x better 
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4 minutes ago, SleepingTigers said:

 

 

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Maroon, you’ll always be famous :clap3:

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1 minute ago, TaylenaStan said:

Dont forget I Forgot That This Turd Existed being the POP State Of GOD :bibliahh:
But to be fair, imagine being a super fan and listening to the brand new album in the same room as Taylord herself.. i feel like that would make any track sound 10x better 
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even if taylor played the song saying it was inspired by me i wouldn't be able to pretend i like london boy im sorry

 

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1 hour ago, Feanor said:

'eternal sunshine' and its singles are coming to overshadow TTPD huh?

 

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On Chromatica, maybe. :bibliahh:

 

How can a 200k max debut overshadow a possible 2 million debut project? ES will be for sure forgotten by the time TTPD arrives

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3 minutes ago, TayDuaStan said:

On Chromatica, maybe. :bibliahh:

 

How can a 200k max debut overshadow a possible 2 million debut project? Eternal Flops will be for sure forgotten by the time TTPD arrives

I’m pretty sure they’re just joking

 

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Nevertheless, it’s good seeing other girls doing well, much better than seeing men thriving 

 

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im glad eternal sunshine is doing well, not only because she deserves it but also because having 0 competition was getting boring

 

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This rollout is so boring.

 

I wish the tracklist didn't leak and we could've gotten Department meeting videos on TikTok with mini announcements :rip:

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17 minutes ago, SleepingTigers said:

 

 


 

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Good lord, Swifties are so insecure. Last month it was “Texas Hold ‘Em is blowing up, will her lead get blocked?” (look how that turned out) and now the same rhetoric from the same people about the Ariana song.

 

No, it’s not a threat and no, she won’t be blocked. It’s 2024 and she’s Taylor Swift. Please start understanding who y’all stan. Maybe we can start worrying if it’ll block her from taking the entire top 10, though!

 

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2 hours ago, Michael196 said:

too much recycling from the past few years, but all classics nonetheless...

the reverse paint :dies: and need to know in what page was the tornado edit first posted because :deadbanana4:

 

pages 284-285 :ryan3:

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8 minutes ago, Holy Ground said:

This rollout is so boring.

 

I wish the tracklist didn't leak and we could've gotten Department meeting videos on TikTok with mini announcements :rip:

I wish she would record a few track descripions for us, just like Midnights. It would give us at least a few crumbs to discuss s:wan:

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#TaylorSwiftIsOverParty
If she doesnt occupy #1-#16 on the H100, has higher first week numbers than 25 and doubles the spotify first day numbers of Midnights 
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I fear Ice Spice will block TTPD enirely 
 

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that's how every take of *name* blocking Taylor sounds like :eddie:

 

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10 minutes ago, Burqa said:

im glad eternal sunshine is doing well, not only because she deserves it but also because having 0 competition was getting boring

 

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Tbh I was gonna say exactly this. Like, why are some Swifties freaking out about one Ariana song sticking and her album having cute stability (when it didn’t debut with insane numbers to begin with). I’m just not sure why so many of them are so insecure. Did we, like, see Taylor’s streams in 2023? Or her streams thus far in 2024? 
 

This isn’t shade towards Ari, it’s just an objective fact that her numbers can’t compare to Taylor numbers - absolutely nobody can pull her numbers. Maybe some competition for once would be a good thing, then people can’t make the nonsensical claim that Taylor’s obliterating because there isn’t any. Because trust, she will still clear everything in her path no matter who else is smashing.

 

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27 minutes ago, SleepingTigers said:

 

 

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Her vocals are FRIED:rip:

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1 hour ago, omrimayo said:

Thank god for no lead right now, that (great) WCBF Ariana’’s song shaping to be mega massive, rare jumps and going crazy all over the world (much much bigger than how THE looked back there) Let’s hope it will slow down in 5 weeks! :)

Honestly we need some smash songs to let Taylor be in the background for a little, it’s great having no competition but girlie needs a diverse landscape so she can actually be missed for a sec

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Let’s hope TTPD is acclaimed so they I can fall back on that if it underperforms…… :rip:

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46 minutes ago, SleepingTigers said:

 

 

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Damn... this is not it :toofunny3:

I can't decide what's worse: being this off key or blabbering the lines like she's making mash potatoes with her mouth...

This is a very wordy and hard song to sing chorus I get it, but my question is why did she choose it (along with the other 3 very questionable options) if she knew she was being recorder for the project :doc:

 

Also, why did she choose to film the whole thing at the very end of the leg when her vocals were so exhausted from all those 3+ hour shows she did in the months prior. 

 

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7 minutes ago, mael said:

Let’s hope TTPD is acclaimed so they I can fall back on that if it underperforms…… :rip:

If the album underperforms this site will be insufferable :biblio:

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Just now, stupidjock said:

If the album underperforms this site will be insufferable :biblio:

You just know they’re camping and waiting to pounce :rip:

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MOOROON is a melody-less mess and the acoustic performance just highlights that even more….. a reverse warholian experience when you put it next to You’re Losing Me’s performance……..

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TTPD will definitely be her next high 80s project on MC, possibly 90+. And what would underperformance even imply?


It’s clearing 1.5M worst case scenario — which is an absolutely insane number for 2024 and getting a THIRD album with this milestone within 2 years, this deep in the streaming era and one being a re-recording, is unreachable by anyone else ever. :deadbanana2: 

 

And Taylor’s appeal transcends genre… so even if the album doesn’t have a GP-friendly sound like Midnights, it’ll still enjoy a residency in the top 20 minimum for the next 12 months or so.

 

Conclusion, y’all need to breathe. I know you’re bored but be serious. :suburban:

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17 minutes ago, mael said:

You just know they’re camping and waiting to pounce :rip:

they are already mentioning us in the Ari thread

 

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