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Why dont we compare the bottom 5:
ME!th
You Need To Release A Good Song Now
The Ogre
I Forgot That This Shite Song Existed
Dayturd

vs

This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things
Gorgeous
I Did Something Bad
New Years Day
King Of My Heart

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reputation bottom 5 clears with ease 

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4 minutes ago, 1989 said:

Do I even have a top 5 from Puta  

 

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- Cornelia Street

- Death By A Thousand Cuts 

- Miss Americana

- Paper Rings 

- Cruel Summer 

 

ngl that 7-8-9-10 run on Lover is flawless 

 

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Not enough to make up for the rest of the album but :suburban:

 

 

Spoiler

Corny Street? Girl...

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1 minute ago, TaylenaStan said:

Why dont we compare the bottom 5:
ME!th
You Need To Calm Down
The Ogre
I Forgot That You Existed
Daylight

vs

This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things
Gorgeous
I Did Something Bad
New Years Day
King Of My Heart

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reputation bottom 5 clears with ease 

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Not King Of My Ears over So It Blows... on a worst list :deadbanana2:

 

Lets not do that :deadbanana2:

 

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4 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Not King Of My Ears over So It Blows... on a worst list :deadbanana2:

 

Lets not do that :deadbanana2:

 

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ngl i cackled at that nickname:deadbanana4:

But So HIT! Goes.. is one of her most underrated songs :jonny5: The Taylor's Version needs to get used in some sex scene in a smash series and go viral :jonny5:

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Bottom 5 is a much better idea, I had briefly considered it myself :clap3:

 

Rep:

- Gorgeous 

- This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things 

- King Of My Heart 

- I Did Something Bad 

- End Game 

 

Lover:

- London Boy

- Me! 
- You Need To Calm Down 

- I Forgot That You Existed 

- The Man 

Posted
1 hour ago, Arrows said:

This thread is on fire today, and I can feel the hype growing in my bones:jonny: This album release is gonna be an EVENT isn’t it

This will be her first album post-Eras Tour, post-Super Bowl with Travis, post-fourth AOTY and yes, post-Midnights and its Hot 100 takeover that catapulted Taylor back to Pop megastardom

 

Add the curiosity factor of what she'll say about Joe, the possible new genre, teases of deeper songwriting than Midnights, mysterious artworks, album title and song titles

 

Um yeah this will be the 25 of 2020s (in terms of hype of course, not opening week sales, but tbh it will probably be the 2020s equivalent of that, if 1989 TV wasn't already it)

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False God
So It Goes...
Dress 
I Dont Wanna Live Forever
Dont Blame Me
Wildest Dreams
Glitch

A cute lil sexy EP :gaycat1:
Need her to serve us SEX BOPS with TS12.. hopefully Travis is dicking her down good inspiring her :clack:

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The difference is that Lover can afford to lose all its turds and there will still be a great album left. If you remove all the turds from Puta you'll be left with an EP at best. 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, 1989 said:

Bottom 5 is a much better idea, I had briefly considered it myself :clap3:

 

Rep:

- Gorgeous 

- This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things 

- King Of My Heart 

- I Did Something Bad 

- End Game 

 

Lover:

- London Boy

- Me! 
- You Need To Calm Down 

- I Forgot That You Existed 

- The Man 

See I also considered it but I fear there are too many candidates from both albums 9zpbRHO.png

 

That being said:

 

I Made Something Bad

So It Blows

Garbageous

This Is Why We Can't Have Good Songs

New Year's Bore

 

I Forgot This Song Existed

The Boy

Loser Boy

You Need To Repent

ME!

 

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9 minutes ago, =NEX= said:

The difference is that Lover can afford to lose all its turds and there will still be a great album left. If you remove all the turds from Puta you'll be left with an EP at best. 

 

 

Yeah exactly. Reputation has the higher highs (nothing on Lover tops Getaway Car or DWOHT), but Lover has a much higher average track ranking. You could scrap 6-7 songs from each, but that leaves Reputation as a cute 7 song project to feed the fans between the 13 track albums 1989 and Lover :gaycat4:

 

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None of this will matter once Debut TV is out, then it can finally jump up to its proper spot in my ranking without being held back by the vocals. 
 

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2 minutes ago, 1989 said:

None of this will matter once Debut TV is out, then it can finally jump up to its proper spot in my ranking without being held back by the vocals. 
 

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7/8 year old me telling everyone in my family that fetus Taylor's struggle vocals were ahead of her time, they didn't get it, etc. That child...will finally be vindicated.

 

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Bottom 5 is actually refreshing I'm done with listing my top 5 all the time

 

- Gorgeous 

- ...Ready For It?

- TIWWCHNT

- So It Goes...

- LWYMMD

Posted
5 minutes ago, Lille said:

7/8 year old me telling everyone in my family that fetus Taylor's struggle vocals were ahead of her time, they didn't get it, etc. That child...will finally be vindicated.

 

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When Swiftney Houston shows up again on Invisible TV only then will people realize 

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2 minutes ago, 1989 said:

When Swiftney Houston shows up again on Invisible TV only then will people realize 

The Aretha vocals are going to devour Mary's Hymn (New Testament's Version) :gaycat4:

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

The Aretha vocals are going to devour Mary's Hymn (New Testament's Version) :gaycat4:

That’s why she’s been saving it at Eras, she knows we will all catch the Holy Ghost (Taylor’s Version) 

 

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I Forgot That You Existed v Gorgeous is such a wild flop off... Both tracks are bottom 5 in her discography for sure

Posted
5 minutes ago, YellowRibbon said:

I Forgot That You Existed v Gorgeous is such a wild flop off... Both tracks are bottom 5 in her discography for sure

For me it’s London Boy vs Gorgeous, that’s like choosing between projectile vomit and diarrhea 

 

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Just now, 1989 said:

For me it’s London Boy vs Gorgeous, that’s like choosing between projectile vomit and diarrhea 

 

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I see Yogurt Boy and This Is Why She Can't Have Big Hits as camp sisters... Their camp side kinda outweights the childish/cringy aspects of each song. 

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Bottom 5?

 

Hmmm

 

I Recorded Something Bad 

New Year's Bore 

Hideous 

This Is Why No One Takes Me Serious

Flop of my Career 

 

 

ME!th

I Forgot How To Write A Good Song 

London Twink 

Soon You'll Get Taste 

The Fad 

 

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I know it's literally never going to happen because she's just too popular for it to be even remotely feasible or fair, but can you imagine her doing a theater/concert hall tour? Hearing stripped back versions of her songs with an orchestra?! :WAP:

 

Omg why did I do this to myself, now I'm mad about something that will never happen. :gaycat6:

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bottom 5

 

Loser

 

The Man

ME!th

London Boy

You Need to Delete This Song

I Forgot That I Could Write a Good Opener

 

i'm keeping it cute so I won't say more than 5 but I could

 

GODputation

 

Gorgeous

This Is Why We Can't Have Glitter Gel Pen

Look What You Made Me Do (still iconic in a way)

New Year's Day (cute song but one of her weakest piano ballads)

 

that's it. i can't name any others from reputation

Posted
30 minutes ago, 1989 said:

That’s why she’s been saving it at Eras, she knows we will all catch the Holy Ghost (Taylor’s Version) 

 

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Ohhhh exactly :ryan3:

 

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7 minutes ago, Lille said:

I know it's literally never going to happen because she's just too popular for it to be even remotely feasible or fair, but can you imagine her doing a theater/concert hall tour? Hearing stripped back versions of her songs with an orchestra?! :WAP:

 

Omg why did I do this to myself, now I'm mad about something that will never happen. :gaycat6:

Girl there would be a significant death toll if she ever tried to do a concert hall tour :deadbanana2:

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16 minutes ago, Lille said:

I know it's literally never going to happen because she's just too popular for it to be even remotely feasible or fair, but can you imagine her doing a theater/concert hall tour? Hearing stripped back versions of her songs with an orchestra?! :WAP:

 

Omg why did I do this to myself, now I'm mad about something that will never happen. :gaycat6:

I think there is a high chance that she will do a residency someday when she still wants to perform but wants to cut down the traveling.

 

 I think she would rather do it nyc or nashville than vegas.

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