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14 hours ago, Better Mistakes said:

did meredith or whatever her mom is called press live by accident?

this is sig worthy 

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Taylor forgot to announce a variant last night. She is in cognitive decline. 
 

She should not run for President. 

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17 minutes ago, Tusk said:

Taylor forgot to announce a variant last night. She is in cognitive decline. 
 

She should not run for President. 

She is NOT an enlite ployee

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Imagine the final meeting between Joe Biden and Donald Trump before votes , 1 hour of bitter discussion on the future of the United States, a question comes from the audience: "What is Taylor Swift's best album?" Donald Trump promptly responds "Reputation" and Joe Biden, taking his time responds "Lover!" A verbal brawl begins between the two with shouts of "PUtA!!" and "LoSEr!!!" the division between Republicans and Democrats ceases to exist, American politics is divided between Lover stan and Rep stan

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3 hours ago, pinkbowvintage said:

The problem is I don't think anyone ever tells Taylor "no" or "eh idk sis"

Well a certain brown nosing producer certainly doesn't  50CZO7X.png

She could yodel on a track, & he'll throw in the same 4 recycled beats, & go "Yas queen, slay. I hate Kanye too! We're so similar, omg"  50CZO7X.png

 

 

Anyway, 6 hours until our next meltdown victory-hand_270c.png50CZO7X.pngvictory-hand_270c.png

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Yesterday was fun ngl, maybe she did something with the sudden edging :dies: See y'all in 6 hours

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I must say I'm not waiting for the show today, I mean... another mash-up? yeah it's nice and I'll watch but knowing nothing is coming and we're stuck with only 3 variants and nothing in the next 7 weeks... Nothing to hope for in those shows, which is a shame. I really wanted another version yesterday but she tricked us (and don't tell me she wasn't, the site was down for hours for no reason while knowing we are all waiting for something plus the live streaming.)

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1 minute ago, omrimayo said:

I must say I'm not waiting for the show today, I mean... another mash-up? yeah it's nice and I'll watch but knowing nothing is coming and we're stuck with only 3 variants and nothing in the next 7 weeks... Nothing to hope for in those shows, which is a shame. I really wanted another version yesterday but she tricked us (and don't tell me she wasn't, the site was down for hours for no reason while knowing we are all waiting for something plus the live streaming.)

this post is giving

 

 

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I'm moving to my friends on April so right in time for album release party 50CZO7X.png

I just need this guy to break my heart within this month 50CZO7X.png

 

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Okay, so here are the HIT versions

1. FortHIT
2. BLESSED Poets Department
3. My Boy Only Break RECORDS
4. SMASH Bad

5. So GOOD, London
6. But Daddy, I Love HIT

7. SMASH Out The Slammer
8. FloriGOD!!!
9. Guilty as HIT?
10. Who's Afraid Of Little Old CLASSIC?
11. I Can SMASH HIT (No Really I Can)
12. smash of my life
13. I Can Do It With A Thong Up My Ass
14. The BIGGEST HIT Who Ever Lived
15. The Smashlemy
16. Clara God
 

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4 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Okay, so here are the HIT versions

1. FortHIT
2. BLESSED Poets Department
3. My Boy Only Break RECORDS
4. SMASH Bad

5. So GOOD, London
6. But Daddy, I Love HIT

7. SMASH Out The Slammer
8. FloriGOD!!!
9. Guilty as HIT?
10. Who's Afraid Of Little Old CLASSIC?
11. I Can SMASH HIT (No Really I Can)
12. smash of my life
13. I Can Do It With A Thong Up My Ass
14. The BIGGEST HIT Who Ever Lived
15. The Smashlemy
16. Clara God
 

Flops:

 

1. FortBYEt

2. TORTURE for Listeneres Department 

3. My Girl Only Releases Her Worst Music

4. Down Bad Flop

5. So Skip, London

6. But Daddy, I Hate This :biblio:

7. Fresh OUT of The Charts

8. Flopida!!!

9. Guilty as FLOP

10. Who's Afraid of Listening to This? (me)

11. I Can Flop Hard (She Really Can)

12. Skipl

13. I Can Skip This Flop 

14. The FLOPPIEST Song On The Tracklist

15. The Floppery

16. Clara Flop

 

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10 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

Flops:

 

1. FortBYEt

2. TORTURE for Listeneres Department 

3. My Girl Only Releases Her Worst Music

4. Down Bad Flop

5. So Skip, London

6. But Daddy, I Hate This :biblio:

7. Fresh OUT of The Charts

8. Flopida!!!

9. Guilty as FLOP

10. Who's Afraid of Listening to This? (me)

11. I Can Flop Hard (She Really Can)

12. Skipl

13. I Can Skip This Flop 

14. The FLOPPIEST Song On The Tracklist

15. The Floppery

16. Clara Flop

 

for flop I was thinking FloriDUH!!! :ryan3:

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11 hours ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

The Flop Version of TTPD songs just in case :ryan3:

 

01. Fartnight 

02. The Flopped Poets Brothel 

03. My Boy Only Makes My Ears Bleed

04. Tanked Bad 

05. So Mid, Pass

06. But Daddy I Hate It

08. Floptropica 

09. Mid As Hell?

10. Who's Afraid of My Little Flop Ass

11. I Can't Listen To It (No Really I Can't)

12. ijbol

13. I Can Skip It Without Feeling Bad

14. The Smallest Dick To Ever Exist

15. The Asylum 

16. Kim Petras


Filthy Ass Bin?
Clara Bowel Movement

 

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Need Florida!!! to sound like this. :ducky:

 

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they're doing it on purpose atp :deadbanana4:

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

 

they're doing it on purpose atp :deadbanana4:

It's like that one time the dancers and band all started "teasing" rep but they were all just making fun of the theories that she was gonna end the Latin leg announcing it :dies: Honestly deserved. Swifties are nothing but big and greedy.

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This is so annoying 💀 they know exactly what they are doing 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

 

they're doing it on purpose atp :deadbanana4:

at this point they're just making fun of us :suburban:

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15 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

 

they're doing it on purpose atp :deadbanana4:

They're encouraging the speculation. :giraffe:

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19 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

 

they're doing it on purpose atp :deadbanana4:

Scott Swift isn’t seeing heaven :deadbanana4:

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22 minutes ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

at this point they're just making fun of us :suburban:

Yeah after yesterday I don’t believe anything. No more variants or double album, double whatever for me. They read and they are doing it on purpose. It’s really annoying for me so I gave up. 

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13 hours ago, MidnightsAtPeace said:

The Flop Version of TTPD songs just in case :ryan3:

 

01. Fartnight 

02. The Flopped Poets Brothel 

03. My Boy Only Makes My Ears Bleed

04. Tanked Bad 

05. So Mid, Pass

06. But Daddy I Hate It

07. Fresh Out the Chart

08. Floptropica 

09. Mid As Hell?

10. Who's Afraid of My Little Flop Ass

11. I Can't Listen To It (No Really I Can't)

12. ijbol

13. I Can Skip It Without Feeling Bad

14. The Smallest Dick To Ever Exist

15. The Asylum 

16. Kim Petras

I SCREAMED at Kim Petras :rip:

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are we hoping for something today?

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The fact her store ISN’T down right now is kind of sending me

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can they stop :rip:

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