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Didn't we already do enough double album clowning for 1989 TV?  I'm ready for another AI snippet to drop 

 

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Wait :WAP:

One album with Jack and another one with Aaron, I see the vision :WAP:

 

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a double album is the last thing I want. I can already tell how overwhelmed (not in a good way) I would get if she released TS11 and TS12 at the same time. :suburban:

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2 hours ago, QueenSerenity said:

Idk why everyone assumes something big when it’s probably just another variant with a bonus song

 

We got over a month to go, let’s be patient.

We need it Now!

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We get a Double album?

More Joe Break-Up Songs?

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16 minutes ago, ultraviolence.xx said:

i couldn't see her doing a double album on the same day. would she release TS12 the week after?

Hm, on April 19 the Joe album and on April 26 the Travis album? :ducky:

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16 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Wait :WAP:

One album with Jack and another one with Aaron, I see the vision :WAP:

 

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Omg one for the real fans (the Jack stans) and one for the Folkmore bandwagonners who drag Jack then cite songs he produced as example of good Taylor music :WAP:

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Just now, Mandalore said:

Omg one for the real fans (the Jack stans) and one for the Folkmore bandwagonners who drag Jack and cite songs he produced as example of good Taylor music :WAP:

I can only imagine the "vs" threads already :WAP:

 

"TTPD sells more copies than *insert TS12 name*. Why?"

"TS12 gets more streams for an entire WEEK. Why?"

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5 minutes ago, Fama said:

Hm, on April 19 the Joe album and on April 26 the Travis album? :ducky:

I was gonna say too soon for a Tayvis album but so much has happened and played out like a rom-com for them that I'm sure she can squeeze like 5 songs from that first game hard launch alone :WAP:

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27 minutes ago, Fama said:

Perhaps. And I have been thinking because she might have dropped hints about CDTL. For example in her Instagram post. Like perhaps:

 

And so I enter into evidence / My tarnished coat of arms / My muses, acquired like bruises / My talismans and charms / The tick, tick, tick of love bombs / My veins of pitch black ink / All's fair in love and poetry...

Sincerely, The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.

 

Chairman's Department To Love :ducky: perhaps

 

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One of the "file names" will be the name of TS12 actually. 4 bonus songs and next album as a continuation from heartbreak themes on Poets to anthemic love theme of TS12. That or Poets is getting two rendition - rock folk and pop ( Dessner and Sounwave ). 

 

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It makes sense for TS13 ( 2026 ) to arrive while fever pitch is lingering from everything that has happened. :foxaylove2:

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Side note, but if Taylor weren't a human being, she would have been invented as the most complex and entertaining board game ever. Forget Monopoly, Cluedo, Codenames, Catan, etc. Swiftronic would be IT. 

 

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There is no f**king way we’re getting a double album. The most she is doing is either releasing a double single the same day with two music videos, releasing the lead single March 22nd (it is a Friday after all), and/or releasing both remaining Taylor’s Versions this year—one on September 13th (reputation) and one on December 13th (self-titled); they are both exactly thirteen weeks apart and the only two Friday the 13ths all year, and one just happens to be her birthday.

 

The Tortured Poets Department is NOT a double album!!!

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Some of you need to loosen up and have some fun

 

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See… if there’s one thing I am 100% sure Taylor would never do, it’s a double album release. Why would she let an album debut at #2? :snowball:

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Yeah I'm sorry y'all but her trying to boost her TikTok algorithm presence is in preparation for the film going to Disney+ in a couple weeks :suburban:

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Of course, this year had to be a leap year, so we have to wait a day longer for the album... :laugh:

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Yeah I'm sorry y'all but her trying to boost her TikTok algorithm presence is in preparation for the film going to Disney+ in a couple weeks :suburban:

Or the DOUBLE release of the movie + live album

 

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1 minute ago, Holiest Dreams said:

See… if there’s one thing I am 100% sure Taylor would never do, it’s a double album release. Why would she let an album debut at #2? :snowball:

The second one would exchange positions with the first one the following week. Come on now... :celestial6:

Or the second one is coming on the 26th... :foxaylove2:

 

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Just now, Holiest Dreams said:

See… if there’s one thing I am 100% sure Taylor would never do, it’s a double album release. Why would she let an album debut at #2? :snowball:

Unless it's two versions of the same album where they'd count as one chart entry (a la Midnights 3am/that Shania album) with even more sales:ryan3:

 

That's absolutely something I could see her ass doing. 

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Just now, Dear Reader said:

Or the DOUBLE release of the movie + live album

 

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Oh a live album would be nice I must admit... 

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Unless it's two versions of the same album where they'd count as one chart entry (a la Midnights 3am/that Shania album) with even more sales:ryan3:

 

That's absolutely something I could see her ass doing. 

3.5M debut confirmed :ryan3:

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

3.5M debut confirmed :ryan3:

This is her best shot to shatter the 25 sales week total, so why not really go for it? :ryan3:

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Unless it's two versions of the same album where they'd count as one chart entry (a la Midnights 3am/that Shania album) with even more sales:ryan3:

 

That's absolutely something I could see her ass doing. 

Well, this will happen. Imagine listening to Fresh out of Slammer in pop and folk-esque/soft rock rendition... I have to stop, so I don't get disappointed...

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

This is her best shot to shatter the 25 sales week total, so why not really go for it? :ryan3:

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It = OTH meltDOWNS :ryan3:

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