album Taylor Swift - 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT'

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7 hours ago, Kyle-x said:

They're having a goofy moment before the Fresh Out the Slammer apocalypse I fear

 

Oh well yes, they're going to begin to spin it two to three times per hour 

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2 hours ago, Dear Reader said:

 

Oh this 6x Platinum Masterpiece 

[Matchatea]

2 hours ago, Dear Reader said:

 

Oh she's stable! This album is doing super well! In the top 10 for months! Is this beating midnights?

[PoisonedIvy]

6x Plat in like, 5 months is actually batshit crazy btw  

[Dear Reader]

3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Oh this 6x Platinum Masterpiece 

but I was told 143 has more replay value than Fortnight so I'm inclined to believe that chart data is lying 

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8 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

but I was told 143 has more replay value than Fortnight so I'm inclined to believe that chart data is lying 

ddddd the way 143 will probably never have as many streams as Fortnight 

 

Sometimes Swiftiedom puts us in the trenches but sometimes it's fun 

[PaloSanto]

Been a hot minute without any live variants and we never got So Long London (Live from London)

 

 

Cmon chart Tayrrorist

[Europe]

 

[BloodLuster]

all those f*cking variants and this hoe didn't give us So Long London in piano

 

[Great Username]

Did you

Really

Beam me

Up

In a 

Cloud of

Sparkling

Dust

Just to do experiments on

Tell me I was the chosen one

Show me that this world is bigger than us

Then send me back where I came from

For a

Moment

I knew

Cosmic love

 

Nurse!

[Great Username]

I loved your HOSTile TAKEovers 

Encounters CLOSER AND CLOSER

All your inDECENT EXPOSURES

How dare you say that it's - 

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

[Great Username]

Like I lost my twin

 

[Great Username]

'Cause f*ck it I was in love

 

[Enrique523]

12 hours ago, Dear Reader said:

 

Thanks!

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5 hours ago, BloodLuster said:

all those f*cking variants and this hoe didn't give us So Long London in piano

 

Lets hope She gets inspired by the Kanye release to commit more chart terrorism

 

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9 hours ago, PoisonedIvy said:

6x Plat in like, 5 months is actually batshit crazy btw  

lets absolutely ignore how many of those units came from the first week but yes it's bonkers 

 

I'm too lazy to look up the numbers but I'd be amazed if there were more than like 5 non-Taylor albums this decade to hit 6x (Sour, SOS, Dangerous, OTAAT (maybe?), and probably a rap album or two I'm not super familiar with) but even then I might be overestimating the cumulative units for some of these 

[Matchatea]

1 hour ago, wastedpotential said:

lets absolutely ignore how many of those units came from the first week but yes it's bonkers 

 

I'm too lazy to look up the numbers but I'd be amazed if there were more than like 5 non-Taylor albums this decade to hit 6x (Sour, SOS, Dangerous, OTAAT (maybe?), and probably a rap album or two I'm not super familiar with) but even then I might be overestimating the cumulative units for some of these 

What album is dangerous? And she is killing the game! 

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3 minutes ago, Matchatea said:

What album is dangerous? And she is killing the game! 

The Morgan Wallen album from 2021 

[Matchatea]

Just now, wastedpotential said:

The Morgan Wallen album from 2021 

Oh gross…. 

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2 minutes ago, Matchatea said:

Oh gross…. 

Yeah, unfortunately it was a monster seller  

[Dear Reader]

 

[Catch22]

 

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7 hours ago, Dear Reader said:

 

 

Oh let me start spam streaming every day now

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7 hours ago, Catch22 said:

 

Oh it's COMING Y'ALL

 

[IBeMe]

excited for So High School! wanted it to be the 4th and final single but i guess this era will prob only get 3 singles and this is a fine choice!