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19 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

I'm glad you love the album :ryan3:

 

Maybe that'll happen to The Anthology one day :ryan3:

Not gonna happen but let me tell you i could write a tell all exposé but then i think will the general public be able to handle it. I don't think they are ready, so i tell them, listen to Taylor Swift because her music is Level 1 in the intensity that it could get to. And then i think i should write it. But i need to be in the right headspace cuz this novel in 2034 will be a complete collapse that i would enjoy reading. Yes i would like to be in a couple more relationships to help smooth out the edges in the story to make it perfect. But hey, if i'm doomed to be in my room imagining what it would be like to be in another romantic mindf*ck and mindf*ck myself while i write this to then eventually be able to completely absorb an audience at some point in the future that needs the kind of attention-seeking entertainment i enjoy making then i'll see you in 2034.

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3 minutes ago, selena_lavigne said:

Not gonna happen but let me tell you i could write a tell all exposé but then i think will the general public be able to handle it. I don't think they are ready, so i tell them, listen to Taylor Swift because her music is Level 1 in the intensity that it could get to. And then i think i should write it. But i need to be in the right headspace cuz this novel in 2034 will be a complete collapse that i would enjoy reading. Yes i would like to be in a couple more relationships to help smooth out the edges in the story to make it perfect. But hey, if i'm doomed to be in my room imagining what it would be like to be in another romantic mindf*ck and mindf*ck myself while i write this to then eventually be able to completely absorb an audience at some point in the future that needs the kind of attention-seeking entertainment i enjoy making then i'll see you in 2034.

I think you should write it, tbh. I'd love to read. 

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4 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

I think you should write it, tbh. I'd love to read. 

I like thinking about it, i just think like, i have so many ideas floating in there, the story changes daily.

Right now i'm thinking about death and the underworld. 
I had The Son of Hades as a character. And i'm thinking what it would be like, as The Son of Hades like what would his powers be. The Son of Hades is a Tove Lo and Lady Gaga stan. The Sex God, who is me, and then we have The Sex Siren. The sex siren's mortal relationship with with The Sex God i started diving into in AirPods. So then i have to to start thinking what would their relationship be like once The Sex God turns 24 and he reaches his full powers. Because then they would be able to have sex without wearing any human disguises. And they can be totally themselves and in love. This does happen to make The Son of Hades jealous like when he texted The Sex God not to message him again after he told him that he did love The Sex Siren more. But hey these are just things that happen to you when you are The Sex God.

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9 minutes ago, selena_lavigne said:

I like thinking about it, i just think like, i have so many ideas floating in there, the story changes daily.

Right now i'm thinking about death and the underworld. 
I had The Son of Hades as a character. And i'm thinking what it would be like, as The Son of Hades like what would his powers be. The Son of Hades is a Tove Lo and Lady Gaga stan. The Sex God, who is me, and then we have The Sex Siren. The sex siren's mortal relationship with with The Sex God i started diving into in AirPods. So then i have to to start thinking what would their relationship be like once The Sex God turns 24 and he reaches his full powers. Because then they would be able to have sex without wearing any human disguises. And they can be totally themselves and in love. This does happen to make The Son of Hades jealous like when he texted The Sex God not to message him again after he told him that he did love The Sex Siren more. But hey these are just things that happen to you when you are The Sex God.

Ah, huh, okay then :ryan3:

 

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To steer this back on topic, this sure does seem like the musing of a tortured poet :ryan3:

 

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33 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

SZA or bust :ryan3:

Imagine if we get Jennie 

 

:ryan3:

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Just now, Nein said:

Imagine if we get Jennie 

 

:ryan3:

Well I fear she'd bring similar hitmaking experience to miss Spice

 

:ryan3:

 

 

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Update from the balcony, Taylor has not been up to deck even ONCE but I have seen her gardeners multiple times. :clack:

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why do I feel like she's gonna announce Rep TV in the next two months as she wraps up Eras

Posted
5 hours ago, wastedpotential said:

We still have almost a month :giraffe:

Doesn't she know to announce another album so we can move the base to that thread?

 

 

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1 minute ago, Tusk said:

Doesn't she know to announce another album so we can move the base to that thread?

 

 

Reputation TV was booked for last week but she's busy planning the wedding and had to postpone :giraffe:

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Reputation TV was booked for last week but she's busy planning the wedding and had to postpone :giraffe:

I didn't know Karlie was divorced to re-marry again.

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Posted
Just now, Tusk said:

I didn't know Karlie was divorced to re-marry again.

Alas, the beardism continues. Maybe she'll leave secret clues in a Reputation TV vault track about Karlie? 

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Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, pinkbowvintage said:

why do I feel like she's gonna announce Rep TV in the next two months as she wraps up Eras

I like the idea of her announcing it at the final show. Seems like a classic Taylor move to be like "I'm done with Eras tour now, buuuut I have something else for you guys!"

 

 

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5 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Alas, the beardism continues. Maybe she'll leave secret clues in a Reputation TV vault track about Karlie? 

:laugh:
 

Getaway Kar-lie

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5 minutes ago, Tusk said:

:laugh:
 

Getaway Kar-lie

something something together we looked camp in the eye :giraffe:

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Guys, go give me some likes on the 143 reviews thread, some Gaga stans are out to get me :clack:

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Did Elon Musky shadowban her on Xitter? When you go to search for her, even when typing her name out exactly, she doesn't show up on the list :deadbanana4:

Posted
7 hours ago, Arrows said:

The Prophecy is kinda the secret hit of The Anthology, I didn't realize it has more total streams than The Black Dog and even has the second most daily streams after SHS which has Eras Tour advantage:clap3:

 

https://x.com/spotify_swift/status/1837533917718380712/photo/1

 

It's got the best word-of-mouth spread :giraffe:

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Depressed single girls everywhere love The Prophecy :giraffe:

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I need someone to get this person with the 500 mile long signature and bad takes OUT OF HERE!

 

Oh The Albatross the power you have :jonny: 

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press play on this one… thank me later

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I have to say I am a little offended that she released offical high quality recordings of some random forgettable songs like thank you aimee - mean mashup or the bolter - getaway car mashup, but she did not do it for her magnum opus and crown jewel of TTPD, So Long London? What the hell kind of fresh hell is this? The one time releasing a variant would have been 100% justified she does this? And now she forces me to live off of a simple youtube audio rip, it's unacceptable.

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T6 most streamed daily TTPD songs

  1. Fortnight 1,710,527
  2. Fortnight 1,710,527
  3. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart 1,445,178
  4. Guilty as Sin? 775,739
  5. Down Bad 684,501
  6. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? 551,309
  7. So High School 496,089

SHS :clap3:doing THAT while being hidden away in an EP that miss Swift does not know exists :clap3: Sure she has Era's Tour promo, but where is The Smallest ***** I Was Obsessed With, & But Daddy My Fans Are Judgmental Christian Republicans? The latter being in the same mashup :fan:

 

EDIT: wtf is wrong with the formating :deadbanana:

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Posted
6 hours ago, Magickarp said:

T6 most streamed daily TTPD songs

  1. Fortnight 1,710,527
  2. Fortnight 1,710,527
  3. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart 1,445,178
  4. Guilty as Sin? 775,739
  5. Down Bad 684,501
  6. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? 551,309
  7. So High School 496,089

SHS :clap3:doing THAT while being hidden away in an EP that miss Swift does not know exists :clap3: Sure she has Era's Tour promo, but where is The Smallest ***** I Was Obsessed With, & But Daddy My Fans Are Judgmental Christian Republicans? The latter being in the same mashup :fan:

 

EDIT: wtf is wrong with the formating :deadbanana:

girl what is this :deadbanana4:

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