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2 minutes ago, 1989 said:

And then to cut the number down even further, those who sang it perfectly then have to name and sing a Debut vault track not named I'd Lie 

 

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See (most of) you girlies in the queue 

 

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Whew, the poor Ticketmaster intern would be stuck with my godawful rendition of Just South of Knowing Why or Your Face :suburban:

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6 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Whew, the poor Ticketmaster intern would be stuck with my godawful rendition of Just South of Knowing Why or Your Face :suburban:

My renditions of Dark Blue Tennessee, Just South of Knowing Why, and Need You Now will be enough for them let me in on the first try, I'm positive 

 

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godly as hymn will not be released a single and will get the pre-2023 cruel summer treatment imo. It will take something major for it to gain momentum like cruel summer did, although it wont be nearly as big (if it even happens)

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4 minutes ago, 1989 said:

My renditions of Dark Blue Tennessee, Just South of Knowing Why, and Need You Now will be enough for them let me in on the first try, I'm positive 

 

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The way it's gonna be like fifty of us in the stadium and we're all gonna have to have floor seats because our hip replacements act up if we stand for too long :suburban:

 

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Actually, and I have given this some thought, if I could attend any previous Taylor concert it would be that random one-off she did for AT&T in Chicago for like... a hundred people in 2018 because no one in that audience was more than 15 feet from her, and it would be so iconic if we gate-kept her show so well we ended up there again :suburban:

 

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The that'll never be a single I think I'll mourn the most is My Bible Only Has My Favorite Scriptures, because I know the doll themed video would EAT, and I'm also convinced she intentionally wrote that hook as a radio chorus, and it sucks that she's decided to never put it to good use :gaycat6:

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24 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

The way it's gonna be like fifty of us in the stadium and we're all gonna have to have floor seats because our hip replacements act up if we stand for too long :suburban:

 

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Actually, and I have given this some thought, if I could attend any previous Taylor concert it would be that random one-off she did for AT&T in Chicago for like... a hundred people in 2018 because no one in that audience was more than 15 feet from her, and it would be so iconic if we gate-kept her show so well we ended up there again :suburban:

 

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Nnnn if we're on the topic of shows we would've wanted

 

I would've liked to have attended the Formula 1 Grand Prix just because of the 2016 of it all, and also on a more shallow note, that outfit has always been one of my favorites :jonnycat:

I also have always wished I could've been at that first Speak Now thing she did on Hollywood Boulevard right after the album came out because she did Long Live for the first time. :jonnycat:

 

I would 1000% be at that show any day with you all, hip problems be damned :clap3:

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Nnnn if we're on the topic of shows we would've wanted

 

I would've liked to have attended the Formula 1 Grand Prix just because of the 2016 of it all, and also on a more shallow note, that outfit has always been one of my favorites :jonnycat:

I also have always wished I could've been at that first Speak Now thing she did on Hollywood Boulevard right after the album came out because she did Long Live for the first time. :jonnycat:

 

I would 1000% be at that show any day with you all, hip problems be damned :clap3:

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I was living in Texas when she did the Grand Prix and someone I was at school with actually ended up going to the Formula 1 race (who wasn't even a huge Taylor fan) and seeing her, I was soooooooo envious :deadbanana4:

 

Also nnnnn not the bus performance :deadbanana4: I vaguely remember oomf at the time live tweeting being terrified that she was going to fall off :deadbanana4:

 

Another performance I'd kill to have seen live was the random Harvey Mudd College contest one where she knew the names of everyone in the crowd, or maybe the Civil Wars show in Nashville when she showed up and devoured Safe and Sound :jonny5:

 

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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I was living in Texas when she did the Grand Prix and someone I was at school with actually ended up going to the Formula 1 race (who wasn't even a huge Taylor fan) and seeing her, I was soooooooo envious :deadbanana4:

 

Also nnnnn not the bus performance :deadbanana4: I vaguely remember oomf at the time live tweeting being terrified that she was going to fall off :deadbanana4:

 

Another performance I'd kill to have seen live was the random Harvey Mudd College contest one where she knew the names of everyone in the crowd, or maybe the Civil Wars show in Nashville when she showed up and devoured Safe and Sound :jonny5:

 

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The way I would have been so incredibly envious if they weren't even a huge fan, I might have even been messy :deadbanana2:

 

Was it a bus or a building top? Either way, I remember all of us in the Swiftie chat I was in at the time (:skull:) hoping it would go smoothly and literally being on the edge of our seats nnnn :deadbanana2:

 

Not the Harvey College show unlocking memories, I still remember hearing about how she knew names asfjglhk the way we've really all been here forever :deadbanana2:

 

I actually don't remember the Civil Wars show, but if I'm being honest, that's because I've never been a Safe & Sound fan :gaycat5:

 

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GAS will be next. Let's manifest 

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1 minute ago, 1989 said:
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The way I would have been so incredibly envious if they weren't even a huge fan, I might have even been messy :deadbanana2:

 

Was it a bus or a building top? Either way, I remember all of us in the Swiftie chat I was in at the time (:skull:) hoping it would go smoothly and literally being on the edge of our seats nnnn :deadbanana2:

 

Not the Harvey College show unlocking memories, I still remember hearing about how she knew names asfjglhk the way we've really all been here forever :deadbanana2:

 

I actually don't remember the Civil Wars show, but if I'm being honest, that's because I've never been a Safe & Sound fan :gaycat5:

 

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It was definitely a bus because they ******* drove around with her on the roof :deadbanana2:

 

And the Civil Wars show is that one clip of her in the yellow 50s housewife dress that we'd use whenever she had a rough vocal night on the Red tour and we had to whack the Directioners or Beliebers back :deadbanana2:

 

I know for DAMN sure that any aged member of the Swifternet is familiar with this performance lol :deadbanana4:

 

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It was definitely a bus because they ******* drove around with her on the roof :deadbanana2:

 

And the Civil Wars show is that one clip of her in the yellow 50s housewife dress that we'd use whenever she had a rough vocal night on the Red tour and we had to whack the Directioners or Beliebers back :deadbanana2:

 

I know for DAMN sure that any aged member of the Swifternet is familiar with this performance lol :deadbanana4:

 

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Not that one :deadbanana2:

 

The war flashbacks :deadbanana2:

 

My go to at the time was the acoustic-y version of Red she did at the CMAs, the way I used that video honestly needs to be studied :deadbanana2:

 

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3 minutes ago, 1989 said:
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Not that one :deadbanana2:

 

The war flashbacks :deadbanana2:

 

My go to at the time was the acoustic-y version of Red she did at the CMAs, the way I used that video honestly needs to be studied :deadbanana2:

 

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I VIVIDLY remember her flubbing I Knew You Were Trouble at one of the Auckland shows and sending dozens of people very nasty DMs with that S&S performance attached

 

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It was very much "you must live a miserable life, I think you should kay why ess and I hope your parents find your body, and also Taylor is a good singer and this video proves it" :deadbanana2:

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And then for the beliebers I'd also send that video of Justin Bieber making the racist chainsaw joke too :deadbanana2:

 

I can't believe I remember this :deadbanana2:

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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I VIVIDLY remember her flubbing I Knew You Were Trouble at one of the Auckland shows and sending dozens of people very nasty DMs with that S&S performance attached

 

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It was very much "you must live a miserable life, I think you should kay why ess and I hope your parents find your body, and also Taylor is a good singer and this video proves it" :deadbanana2:

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And then for the beliebers I'd also send that video of Justin Bieber making the racist chainsaw joke too :deadbanana2:

 

I can't believe I remember this :deadbanana2:

 

 

 

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Nnnnn I remember one of the funniest things I used to do is that I used to make icons even back then, but I would straight up deny people that even showed a little hate to Taylor :deadbanana2:

 

This was definitely 2011-2013 too :deadbanana2:

 

We have literally always been here :bibliahh:

 

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2 minutes ago, 1989 said:
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Nnnnn I remember one of the funniest things I used to do is that I used to make icons even back then, but I would straight up deny people that even showed a little hate to Taylor :deadbanana2:

 

This was definitely 2011-2013 too :deadbanana2:

 

We have literally always been here :bibliahh:

 

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It's the way I get irrationally angry when members of other fanbases try and pretend that Swifties are like... pure virginal loser theater kids or whatever, when I was getting twitter accounts permanently suspended every few months in 2013 for telling monsters that I hoped their parents would honor kill them for being gay :deadbanana2:

 

I've been messy online for Taylor since middle school and these new fans just don't understand the energy :deadbanana2:

We're all tame and docile now, and that's all they've ever known, but when times were rough, so were we :deadbanana2:

 

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10 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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for telling monsters that I hoped their parents would honor kill them for being gay 

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8 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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It's the way I get irrationally angry when members of other fanbases try and pretend that Swifties are like... pure virginal loser theater kids or whatever, when I was getting twitter accounts permanently suspended every few months in 2013 for telling monsters that I hoped their parents would honor kill them for being gay :deadbanana2:

 

I've been messy online for Taylor since middle school and these new fans just don't understand the energy :deadbanana2:

We're all tame and docile now, and that's all they've ever known, but when times were rough, so were we :deadbanana2:

 

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The way I used to say things just as bad, knowing good and damn well I was being the messiest little gay I- :deadbanana2:

 

I have been a Swiftie going that unnecessarily hard since 2008, I'd honestly really love for these post 2022 girlies to even begin to try to withstand what we've been through :bibliahh:

 

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my god only blesses his favorite boys would be a good single but the lack of a third chorus brings its radio quality down imo

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32 minutes ago, Popboi. said:

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The streets of Twitter in 2013 were not safe if you weren't prepared to fight dirty :gaycat4:

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25 minutes ago, 1989 said:
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The way I used to say things just as bad, knowing good and damn well I was being the messiest little gay I- :deadbanana2:

 

I have been a Swiftie going that unnecessarily hard since 2008, I'd honestly really love for these post 2022 girlies to even begin to try to withstand what we've been through :bibliahh:

 

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I have many beloved new Swiftie friends who I cherish but I have so much respect for those of us who survived the "Taylor isn't a ***** and Harry is ugly!" trenches :deadbanana2: 

 

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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I have many beloved new Swiftie friends who I cherish but I have so much respect for those of us who survived the "Taylor isn't a ***** and Harry is ugly!" trenches :deadbanana2: 

 

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@ me being a Swiftie first and foremost, but also legit getting into Harry's solo albums 

 

a plot twist I would've never seen coming in 2013, I can tell you that :bibliahh:

 

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Will always be there to reinforce the 2013 narrative if it ever again comes to that though, I can assure you :clap3:

 

 

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Peter is a ****ing lyrical masterpiece :jonny5:

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5 minutes ago, 1989 said:
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@ me being a Swiftie first and foremost, but also legit getting into Harry's solo albums 

 

a plot twist I would've never seen coming in 2013, I can tell you that :bibliahh:

 

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Will always be there to reinforce the 2013 narrative if it ever again comes to that though, I can assure you :clap3:

 

 

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nnn oh sister we're in the exact same place. Fine Songs was an excellent record and I really love a lot of the album tracks on Hagrid's Hut, and the me of January 1st 2013 after the NYE kiss would NOT believe where I am today with his solo music:deadbanana2:

 

I still can't stomach listening to 1D music, but that might just be more preference than anything else :gaycat6:

 

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They're sooo pretty

 

 

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34 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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nnn oh sister we're in the exact same place. Fine Songs was an excellent record and I really love a lot of the album tracks on Hagrid's Hut, and the me of January 1st 2013 after the NYE kiss would NOT believe where I am today with his solo music:deadbanana2:

 

I still can't stomach listening to 1D music, but that might just be more preference than anything else :gaycat6:

 

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Nnnn we might be the same person :gaycat7:

 

I never liked any of 1D simply because the songs weren't good asgjdk :deadbanana2:

 

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Stay Beautiful is not a good song, but it might be saved with updated vocals 

 

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