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Should've deleted a few songs, including TTPD, and called the album The Black Dog & The Albatross

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4 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Should've deleted a few songs, including TTPD, and called the album The Black Dog & The Albatross

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That's actually such a cool name and captures the album themes really well!

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it's funny that all of that fuss every week is about 10k-20k units bought by cupcakes that want to show their receipts under taylor nation tweets :deadbanana2:maybe other artist should try that hihi 

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Out of curiosity, biggest female hits this decade that got big AFTER the album release week, without hiring another artist for a remix:
1 cruel summer
2 snooze (*the Bieber remix brought it up from 7 but was under 50 percent of the points so he wasn't credited)
5 say so (later went 1 with a nicki remix)
Birds is fairly likely this summer

 

So it's v v hard. Less than once a year

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2 hours ago, MardinBeksloy said:

Seeing her blocking Billie and Charli is really satisfying considering those people will drag her regardless :ahh: her new team is amazing, I have to say that 

:biblio: OMG. Swifties are even worse than Taylor. :biblio:

At least Taylor makes money from being a bully.

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2 hours ago, MardinBeksloy said:

Seeing her blocking Billie and Charli is really satisfying considering those people will drag her regardless :ahh: her new team is amazing, I have to say that 

Exactly. Seeing her blocking all of the gays' faves gives me so much life :bibliahh:

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2 hours ago, sad girl said:

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how do people like this album SKSKS

 

25 minutes ago, ttsmu said:

:biblio: OMG. Swifties are even worse than Taylor. :biblio:

At least Taylor makes money from being a bully.

Go gag yourselves with Charlie's acclaimed pots and pans music and leave us alone :biblio:

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6 minutes ago, Cleanromantic said:

Exactly. Seeing her blocking all of the gays' faves gives me so much life :bibliahh:

 

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2 hours ago, sad girl said:

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how do people like this album SKSKS

I agree... 

Like I thought I was gonna be gagged when I listened to that album but I was met with cheaply produced pots and pans music, soulless autotuned vocals, and weak annoying melodies 

 

 

 

This hot garbage is not listenable and bald misogynistic YouTubers and broke pitchfork "journalists" will never gaslight me into thinking otherwise. 

 

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2 hours ago, sad girl said:

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how do people like this album SKSKS

I'll just say it's very interesting how quickly the whole "charts don't matter, Swifties stop being obsessed with them!!1!1!" narrative turns into tears of rage when your fave's #1 is taken away. Funny how that works, right?

 

:ryan3:

 

TTPD her longest running album in the UK and with probably more weeks to come. Insane. :clap3: 

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Omg do y'all remember the AI Fortnight snippet??
 

Because there's a polish singer (kinda our TS…) who released a song that sounds EXCATLY like this and the chorus is literally 'you never made it clear, you never said a word':rip: and people are gagging so hard 


 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGebubfbF/

 

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All this discourse is so toxic :toofunny3: personally I think the variants have really gone overboard but the way people are talking about this you'd think she hurt someone physically :rip: 

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If a Billie Eilish or Charli XCX talks ****
Then I owe em nothing
I don't regret it one bit
'Cause they had it coming :eli: :rogue:SzszSzszsz :fan:


 

 

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Whew I was busy this week and came back to it being open season on us poor Swiffers :suburban:

 

 

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Anyway the fact that I know every single move Taylor makes causes these people to start frothing out the mouth... it is delicious :ryan3:

 

They will seethe and make threads that stink of desperation, and we will laugh and stream this immaculate album (and some of us may even buy another version or two in celebration) :ryan3:

 

Imagine being a hater right now and seeing Taylor just win over and over and over and over. It must be tiring and enraging, poor things :ryan3:

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In every Taylor thread, imagine claiming to hate someone that doesn't even know you breathe and yet letting that person take up 80% of that peanut brain of yours :ryan3:

 

 

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Can't wait for Hack to ruin this masterpiece d82g71y-b6eb1953-0053-4983-830f-40d5c10c2684.thumb.png.cd1f6ee23202dd369dd0d720c30a196b.png

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Can't wait for Hack to ruin this masterpiece d82g71y-b6eb1953-0053-4983-830f-40d5c10c2684.thumb.png.cd1f6ee23202dd369dd0d720c30a196b.png

 

 

i swear if this gets snooze'd into a synthpop/acoustic song :ryan3:

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5 minutes ago, TaylenaStan said:

i swear if this gets snooze'd into a synthpop/acoustic song :ryan3:

we could only pray :ryan3:

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The fact that they're gonna do an hour long video per song. :deadbanana2:

 

There are several songs I can't imagine talking about for an hour, and twice as many that I can't be bothered to watch them talk about for an hour. :deadbanana2:

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Manifesting My Boy & title track acoustic CDs next week :jonny: 

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11 minutes ago, Achilles. said:


The fact that they're gonna do an hour long video per song. :deadbanana2:

 

There are several songs I can't imagine talking about for an hour, and twice as many that I can't be bothered to watch them talk about for an hour. :deadbanana2:

Track by track breakdown? Hmmmm now that is something i can do as promo. :dies:

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I love the poetry and the aesthetic of the era a lot. Maybe the songs don't sonically fit my vibe. 

But when it comes to the way she paints the era and the visuals? It's kind of a collapse. 

Idk if i already said it but watching her perform WAOLOM on the eras tour with that stage and that PRESENCE. :wanda:

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5 hours ago, Cleanromantic said:

I agree... 

Like I thought I was gonna be gagged when I listened to that album but I was met with cheaply produced pots and pans music, soulless autotuned vocals, and weak annoying melodies 

 

 

 

This hot garbage is not listenable and bald misogynistic YouTubers and broke pitchfork "journalists" will never gaslight me into thinking otherwise. 

 

You are on the wrong side of history sis…..

 

Did u miss ur bus to the horsegirl convention typing that?

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Some truly swear her career will decline cause she "blocked Charli xcx" :bibliahh: it's always the "charts don't matter!!!1111" squad that gets so offended by this type of stuff, ironic huh.

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