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1 Fortnight (Ft. Post Malone)
2 Guilty as Sin?
3 Who's Afraid of Lil Old Me?
4 So Long, London
5 Fresh out The Slammer
6 Florida!!! (Ft. Florence + the Machine)
7 I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
8 My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys
9 But Daddy I Love Him
10 loml
11 The Alchemy
12 Down Bad
13 I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
14 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
15 Clara Bow
16 The Tortured Poets Department

 

 

This is my standard album ranking. Fortnight really did that. Title track really is a terrible song all around

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Now when you add the Anthology, not much changes. Standard > Anthology

 

Rank Song
1 How Did It End?
2 Fortnight
3 Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
4 Guilty as Sin?
5 Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
6 So Long, London
7 Fresh Out the Slammer
8 The Black Dog
9 I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
10 Florida!!!
11 My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
12 But Daddy I Love Him
13 The Alchemy
14 Peter
15 So High School
16 imgonnagetyouback
17 The Albatross
17 The Bolter
19 I Hate It Here
19 The Prophecy
19 Cassandra
19 Robin
19 The Manuscript
24 Down Bad
25 I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
26 loml
27 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
28 Clara Bow
29 thanK you aIMee
29 I Look in People's Windows
31 The Tortured Poets Department
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8 minutes ago, Badgalbriel said:
Rank Song
1 Fortnight (Ft. Post Malone)
2 Guilty as Sin?
3 Who's Afraid of Lil Old Me?
4 So Long, London
5 Fresh out The Slammer
6 Florida!!! (Ft. Florence + the Machine)
7 I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
8 My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys
9 But Daddy I Love Him
10 loml
11 The Alchemy
12 Down Bad
13 I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
14 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
15 Clara Bow
16 The Tortured Poets Department

 

 

This is my standard album ranking. Fortnight really did that. Title track really is a terrible song all around

Me and the other 3 Fortnight stans holding on for their dear life :suburban:
 

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1 Peter
2 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
3 I Hate It Here
4 I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
5 Clara Bow
6 Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
7 So Long, London
8 The Tortured Poets Department
9 How Did It End?
10 Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
11 The Black Dog
12 So High School
13 Guilty as Sin?
14 loml
15 But Daddy I Love Him
16 The Albatross
17 Fortnight
18 The Prophecy
19 Down Bad
20 The Alchemy
21 Florida!!!
22 imgonnagetyouback
23 Fresh Out the Slammer
24 The Bolter
25 thanK you aIMee
26 My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
27 I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
28 Cassandra
29 Robin
30 The Manuscript
31 I Look in People's Windows

 

 

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current rankings 
 

 

 

Guilty As Sin

loml
My Boy…Toys

I Hate It Here
TTPD

So Long, London

The Black Dog

The Prophecy 

But Daddy I Love Him

Fresh Out The Slammer

How Did it End

Down Bad

I Look in People's Windows 

Florida!!!

So High School 

The Alchemy 

Smallest Man

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

imgoingtogetyouback

The Albatross  

Who's Afraid….Me

The Bolter 

Clara Bow

I Can Fix Him

The Manuscript 

Chloe et al

KIM

Cassandra 
Fortnight 

Peter

Robin

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Anyone having that boring song Smallest Man on their top 5 is tasteless! 

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TTPD will be getting my 11 at next discography rate because the lack of taste for that song is mind blowing.

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I hate it here has a personal meaning to me ... i do that sometimes too Taylor. I go in my mind and roam the secret gardens of my mind whenever i need and want to. Its my safe haven, the place I can finally breathe and be unapologetically me.

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1 hour ago, Badgalbriel said:

Anyone having that boring song Smalles Man on their top 5 is tasteless! 

Honey your second favorite song on the album is Fortnight and your second least favorite is I Look In People's Window. How can you be brave enough to call someone tasteless? :suburban:

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16 minutes ago, Klein said:

Honey your second favorite song on the album is Fortnight and your second least favorite is I Look In People's Window. How can you be brave enough to call someone tasteless? :suburban:

I'm talking about THIS fortnight. Album version can rot. 

 

 

 

And I look in people's window, I don't think it's my second least favorite. I just marked that I have no opinion on it. The song doesn't suck, it's just extremely forgettable. 

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This mashup of So Long London x Exile sounds wayyyy better together. Skip to 3:00 and listen. So magical!!!

 

 

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Oh Jack Antonoff, if catch you...... 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Badgalbriel said:

Oh Jack Antonoff, if catch you...... 

 

Makes me love the album version a little more. :laugh:

 

I wish that the people that were doing these alternative versions would at least work on the mixing of what they are offering. This sounds awful. Also a "rock" version of Fortnight just simply makes no sense. That production does not compliment the song at all imo. I might not like the album version, but at least the production fits the vibe and lyrics. 

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48 minutes ago, Klein said:

Honey your second favorite song on the album is Fortnight and your second least favorite is I Look In People's Window. How can you be brave enough to call someone tasteless? :suburban:

 

29 minutes ago, Badgalbriel said:

I'm talking about THIS fortnight. Album version can rot. 

 

 

Okay.. true Fortnight stans just never win I guess:suburban:

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2 hours ago, Maroon legacy said:

Me and the other 3 Fortnight stans holding on for their dear life :suburban:
 

 

y'all

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3 hours ago, Maroon legacy said:

Me and the other 3 Fortnight stans holding on for their dear life :suburban:
 

Make it 4 because it's one of my fave lead singles she's ever released.

 

Idk where I'd rank it on the album (top 5 maybe?) but it's my most played song easily. It's just so addictive.

 

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In all seriousness there's no way for me to rank this album still, I've reacted to it exactly the same as I did with folklore and evermore — there are like two or three non-10/10 songs but no outright skips, the rest is perfect. I've tried the sorter and the result gave me a headache.
 

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2 hours ago, Badgalbriel said:

Oh Jack Antonoff, if catch you...... 

 

 

If Taylor wanted a rock album, then Jack would have produced it that way. 
 

Stop fully blaming him.

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Ok, since y'all are doing their ranks, let me do mine's too :duca: 

 

 

Rank Song
1 Down Bad
2 So High School
3 Imgonnagetyouback
4 Guilty As Sin?
5 Fortnight
6 So Long London
7 But Daddy I Love Him
8 The Alchemy
9 loml
10 Chloe or Sam or Sofia or Marcus
11 How Did It End?
12 The Black Dog
13 I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
14 The Tortured Poets Department
15 Florida!!!
16 I Hate It Here
17 Robin
18 I Look In People's Window
19 Fresh Out The Slammer
20 The Prophecy
21 Clara Bow
22 Who's Afraid Of Little Me
23 I Can Fix (No Really I Can)
24 My Boy Only Breaks His Fave Toys
25 The Albatros
26 Cassandra
27 ThanK you aIMee
28 The Bolter
29 Peter
30 The Manuscript
31 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

 

Honestly I haven't played the last 10 songs in weeks so I doubt they'll grow on me. The first 12 are what I've been playing the most and I keep going back to them the most.

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the album is finally in my top 50 most played of all the time :party:

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Posted (edited)
Rank Song
1 I Hate It Here
2 Guilty as Sin?
3 The Black Dog
4 I Look in People's Windows
5 So High School
6 The Prophecy
7 But Daddy I Love Him
8 Fortnight
9 How Did It End?
10 Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
11 The Bolter
12 I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
13 So Long, London
14 loml
15 Fresh Out the Slammer
16 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
17 Peter
18 Down Bad
19 Florida!!!
20 The Albatross
21 imgonnagetyouback
22 Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
23 Cassandra
24 My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
25 Clara Bow
26 The Manuscript
27 I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
28 The Alchemy
29 Robin
30 The Tortured Poets Department
31 thanK you aIMee

 

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makes sense, i come back to the top 10ish regularly, 11-20 every once in a while and 21-31 pretty much never 

Biggest growers: I Hate It Here, I Look in People's Windows (!), Fresh Out The Slammer
Biggest anti-growers: Whos Afraid? (i love the live version tho, but i dont care about the album track anymore even though it was in my top 5/10 in the beginning), Florida!!! ( dont dislike it, but idk for some reason i dont return to it anymore), loml


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I kinda want her to release Rep and Debut (TV) this year so we can start another discography rate early next year with the new material we got since the last rate.. TTPD + SN/1989/REP/Debut vaults ... and i will try to payola I Look In People's Windows :ryan3:

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5 hours ago, Badgalbriel said:
Rank Song
1 Fortnight (Ft. Post Malone)
2 Guilty as Sin?
3 Who's Afraid of Lil Old Me?
4 So Long, London
5 Fresh out The Slammer
6 Florida!!! (Ft. Florence + the Machine)
7 I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
8 My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys
9 But Daddy I Love Him
10 loml
11 The Alchemy
12 Down Bad
13 I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
14 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
15 Clara Bow
16 The Tortured Poets Department

 

 

This is my standard album ranking. Fortnight really did that. Title track really is a terrible song all around

If you alternate between taking songs from the top, bottom, and middle of the list this is almost correct. :suburban:

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4 hours ago, Holiest Dreams said:

In all seriousness there's no way for me to rank this album still, I've reacted to it exactly the same as I did with folklore and evermore — there are like two or three non-10/10 songs but no outright skips, the rest is perfect. I've tried the sorter and the result gave me a headache.
 

:suburban:

this

robin and the manuscript is for sure at the bottom 

but there was like 12 songs compete for the top spot everyday....

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Holiest Dreams said:

In all seriousness there's no way for me to rank this album still, I've reacted to it exactly the same as I did with folklore and evermore — there are like two or three non-10/10 songs but no outright skips, the rest is perfect. I've tried the sorter and the result gave me a headache.
 

:suburban:

I tried ranking it again a few days ago and after a few days it has completely changed again. Lmao

Can't believe she's done this to us. 

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well I'm glad at least someone is liking Fortnight, clearly the GP doesn't and I don't either so :clap3: 

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