album Taylor Swift - 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT'

[Hunter_13]

27 minutes ago, Mandalore said:

Last minute tickets to this Thursday's show purchased, flight booked. Good things happen to you when you stream TTPD:TA non-stop!

 

OMG have fun 

[Klein]

3 hours ago, Squall said:

 

It was before 1989 TV's release.

The fact she's 11 albums + 4 re-releases into her career and all 15 projects will be (or are already, idk if SNTV crossed 2M yet) multi-platinum 

 

She was eligible for 79M album certification before 1989TV. 1989 OG, Red TV I think already crossed the next milestone, so that's 81. 1989 TV and TTPD both adds another 3M each, so that 87M. She'll easily be eligible for 100M album certifications by the end of the decade. 

Edited May 6 by Klein

[Klein]

33 minutes ago, Mandalore said:

Last minute tickets to this Thursday's show purchased, flight booked. Good things happen to you when you stream TTPD:TA non-stop!

 

See you there 

[Dear Reader]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeQjUoK8/

 

for the Chloe and oomfs/cowboy like me stans 

[Tusk]

43 minutes ago, Mandalore said:

Last minute tickets to this Thursday's show purchased, flight booked. Good things happen to you when you stream TTPD:TA non-stop!

 

Have a blast!

[Magickarp]

I genuinely wonder how well SHS would've performed as a lead, with some high school themed 2000s grain filter MV. It's my fave, & i was so shocked when i saw her being in the B5 of r/TaylorSwift PTSD:NA rankings. It seemed like such an easy fan fave to me.

 

 

but r/TaylorSwift also hated Fortnight until they saw the numbers so

 

[kayliah]

1 hour ago, Klein said:

The fact she's 11 albums + 4 re-releases into her career and all 15 projects will be (or are already, idk if SNTV crossed 2M yet) multi-platinum 

 

She was eligible for 79M album certification before 1989TV. 1989 OG, Red TV I think already crossed the next milestone, so that's 81. 1989 TV and TTPD both adds another 3M each, so that 87M. She'll easily be eligible for 100M album certifications by the end of the decade. 

Cant shamrock update her numbers and cut a cheque to riaa behind big machines back she must  be around 400 million sales in the us alone since lover and folklore etc... are 7× and 5x times eligible and not counting all the sales over the years and the boost of the billion eras tour.

[kayliah]

I wish  she would also make a dance album like this is what you came for mixed with pure shores by all saints and madonna's frozen. You dont need huge vocals for this just voice effects, vocal layerings and background vocals to support you.  Could Delicate and dancing with our hands tied have been a foreshadowing of what could have been tropical or edm taylor had the kimye thing not happened.  Ok thats it im gonna give rep some streams when i get home.

Edited May 6 by kayliah

[Dear Reader]

omg I just got a call to get my VIP Box delivered tomorrow 

[Lemon]

The Citrus Council has reached the verdict after trial has been conducted with all the evidence ( songs ) has been meticulously forensically examined and it is as following: 

 

Folklore

evermore

Tortured Poets 

 

is her holy trinity for sure. 
 

 

[Taylor fanboy]

Chloe and OOMFS will never not be funny. Did Ashley use this first?

[Tusk]

12 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Chloe and OOMFS will never not be funny. Did Ashley use this first?

Taylor must have named the song after 6 bars of chocolate and a joint because….

[mael]

In an alternate universe where TTPD was titled The Prophecy and received a 93/100 on Metacritic...

 

1. So Long, London

2. Fresh Out The Slammer

3. The Torture Poets Department

4. Guilty as Sin?

5. loml

6. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

7. But Daddy I Love Him

8. Florida!!!

9. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

12. How Did It End?

12. So High School

13. The Prophecy

 

Edited May 6 by mael

[Kern]

15 minutes ago, mael said:

In an alternate universe where TTPD was titled The Prophecy and received a 93/100 on Metacritic...

 

1. So Long, London

2. Fresh Out The Slammer

3. The Torture Poets Department

4. Guilty as Sin?

5. loml

6. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

7. But Daddy I Love Him

8. Florida!!!

9. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

12. How Did It End?

12. So High School

13. The Prophecy

 

There's a penalty for the title track so it's actually 76/100

Edited May 6 by Kern

[mael]

2 minutes ago, Kern said:

There's a penalty for the title track so it's actually 76/100

Who's gonna hold you?
Gonna know you? Gonna troll you?

[enchanted0]

5 minutes ago, Kern said:

There's a penalty for the title track so it's actually 76/100

Idk actually it gives top 5 vibes from the standard now 

[Cruel Summer]

3 hours ago, Klein said:

The fact she's 11 albums + 4 re-releases into her career and all 15 projects will be (or are already, idk if SNTV crossed 2M yet) multi-platinum 

 

She was eligible for 79M album certification before 1989TV. 1989 OG, Red TV I think already crossed the next milestone, so that's 81. 1989 TV and TTPD both adds another 3M each, so that 87M. She'll easily be eligible for 100M album certifications by the end of the decade. 

Now see when you're a literal actual living legend in her prime 

 

And the fact she probably has three more multiplatinum projects locked regardless of how the next few years go, with the final rerecordings and her next album, then probably another one locked for TS13 since she'll make that one a huge event… oh it's good for her!

[Taylor fanboy]

"You left your typewriter at my apartment." 

It's giving something, it's giving that Midnights word vomit guilty pleasure.

[Taylor fanboy]

My attempt at The Antology track list re-do.

 

She's talking so much about a lot of things here to the point of incoherence, narratively.  
 

Act I. Our small town heroine, Ms. Bolter!

The Bolter

So High School

Thank You Aimee

 

Act II. Ms. Bolter flies like an Albatross

The Albatross

I Look In People's Windows

Cassandra

I'm Gonna Get You Back

 

Act III. The Curse of Flying

The Prophecy

I Hate It Here

Peter

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

 

Act IV. We hereby conduct Ms. Bolter's post-mortem

The Black Dog

How Did It End?

Robin

 

Encore: Her story is now yours.

The Manuscript

 

Edited May 6 by Taylor fanboy

[Raphy23]

This album has been so difficult for me to rank, mostly because nothing is mid, but also nothing I was immediately obsessed with, the whole album is just good. After many listens I finally have my top 3.

 

1. So High School

2. Guilty as Sin

3. So Long, London

 

So High School got me to finally listen to Red (TV), i've been missing out. 

[Achilles.]

4 hours ago, Klein said:

TTPD both adds another 3M each

Keep in mind that as a double album, TTPD will be double certified by the RIAA. 3 million sales = 6x Platinum. 
 

[Tusk]

You're not Dylan O'Brien

I'm not Sadie Sink

This ain't upstate New York

We're autumn idiots 

 

[Lemon]

42 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

"You left your typewriter at my apartment." 

It's giving something, it's giving that Midnights word vomit guilty pleasure.

You left your typewriter at my apartment

 

From Mariners Complex (Dep)Apartment 

[justin.]

Does anyone else have an incredibly hard time ranking her discography?

 

I know my favorite album is Red, and my least favorite is Lover, but it's hard to rank everything else lol. The Lord's discography is too good.

[every1blinks]

6 minutes ago, justin. said:

Does anyone else have an incredibly hard time ranking her discography?

 

I know my favorite album is Red, and my least favorite is Lover, but it's hard to rank everything else lol. The Lord's discography is too good.

Same girl I don't even try. I can't even decide if Red or Speak Now is my #1 favorite