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2 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Unfortunately nuclear warfare was outlawed by the Geneva Conventions after the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Taylor is quite literally prohibited from dropping a bomb capable of wreaking global devastation at such a massive scale. 

i know she's not a bad girl, but she do bad things sometimes

so it goes...

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

I hope he doesn't replace Jan though

 

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I need to see that man up close and personal

 

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Lowkey wish Snow on the Beach never happened and Fresh Out the Slammer had been the Lana collab :chick3:

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

 

I'm also more than ready :WAP:

Screaming But Daddy, I Love Him!

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Posted
36 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
Were you writin' a book? Were you a sleeper cell spy?
In fifty years, will all this be declassified?
And you'll confess why you did it and I'll say, "Good riddance"
'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden
I would've died for your sins, instead, I just died inside
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time
You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
You crashed my party and your rental car
You said normal girls were boring
But you were gone by the morning
You kicked out the stage lights, but you're still performing

 

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Best bridge on the album, and I said what I said! 

Posted
1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

I'm also more than ready :WAP:

Screaming But Daddy, I Love Him!

I Can F*** Him (No Really, I Can) 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

 

ugh

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

ugh

 

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Is.. is he white? 
 

:gaycat6: I honestly don't know, he seemed Arabic or something to me. Maybe he's just Eastern European? Or Mediterranean? My American mind cannot comprehend the varying degrees of whiteness! 

Posted
2 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Is.. is he white? 
 

:gaycat6: I honestly don't know, he seemed Arabic or something to me. Maybe he's just Eastern European? Or Mediterranean? My American mind cannot comprehend the varying degrees of whiteness! 

He's Slovenian. 

 

I've been told by Americans before that I look Arabic too :rip:

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Posted
6 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Is.. is he white? 
 

:gaycat6: I honestly don't know, he seemed Arabic or something to me. Maybe he's just Eastern European? Or Mediterranean? My American mind cannot comprehend the varying degrees of whiteness! 

yeah as miss @Dear Reader said, he's Slovenian, which is still very very white nnn :gaycat6:

 

Before I moved to the Netherlands I never really appreciated the distinctions, but there are several slight ones 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

He's Slovenian. 

 

I've been told by Americans before that I look Arabic too :rip:

Ok yeah thank u, I'm sorry, here all our white people are predominately Irish/German/British descent I think, the subcommunities of Eastern Europeans aren't as prominent so we don't get much exposure that allows us to identify yall :dies: 

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Fortnight, Down Bad, Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? & I Can Do It With a Broken Heart will 100% happen on The Eras Tour. Do you think that's all or she will add more songs?

 

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PRAYING FOR GUILTY AS SIN.

 

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This queen dropped her The Anthology reaction

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Posted
Just now, Dear Reader said:

 

This queen dropped her The Anthology reaction

oh lemme run to watch :jonny5:

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

oh lemme run to watch :jonny5:

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She loved I Look In People's Windows. Her taste :clap3:

 

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5 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:
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She loved I Look In People's Windows. Her taste :clap3:

 

not the spoilers oh ***** I hate you sometimes :deadbanana4:

 

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and yes I should've known better than to open the spoiler tag but still :gaycat6:

 

Posted
Just now, wastedpotential said:

not the spoilers oh ***** I hate you sometimes :deadbanana4:

 

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and yes I should've known better than to open the spoiler tag but still :gaycat6:

 

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I'm sorry babe fkdsjhfksd I put it in Spoiler to be obvious but I shouldn't have done it... I feel bad now :gaycat7:

 

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A hit :clap3:

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6 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:
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I'm sorry babe fkdsjhfksd I put it in Spoiler to be obvious but I shouldn't have done it... I feel bad now :gaycat7:

 

nnn oh beloved I'm just being spiteful please don't feel bad :deadbanana4:

 

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mwah :ducky:

 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

oh lemme run to watch :jonny5:

Same, I just finished her first half review 2 days ago :jonny2:

Posted
1 hour ago, Catch22 said:

Fortnight, Down Bad, Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? & I Can Do It With a Broken Heart will 100% happen on The Eras Tour. Do you think that's all or she will add more songs?

 

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PRAYING FOR GUILTY AS SIN.

 

Almost certain My Boy will make it to the setlist because the performance can be made quite theatrical and can also link well with I Can Do It & Who's Afraid. She can be dressed like some kind of mad doll for all 3. 

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the only way I'd want a surprise album drop from her is if it was also a visual album like Beyonce's Beygina era. That was a complete GAG! :jonny2:

Posted
1 hour ago, PoisonedIvy said:

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Dear Reader said:

He's Slovenian. 

 

I've been told by Americans before that I look Arabic too :rip:

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For Portugese people I can kind of understand because Portugal and Spain were kind of mixed with Arab and Berbers for centuries at one point but for Slovenians and other slavics I'm always surprised when there are some tanned / darker skinned ones because I think most people view Slavics as all looking like Ukrainians or something but Balkan slavics can look like stunning Middle Easterners tbh....reminds me of a Croatian zaddy I used to have fun with (he would literally tell me to call him "zaddy" because of his accent :skull:) those were the days :smitten: 

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On topic: The Tortured Poets Department 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dear Reader said:

 

This queen dropped her The Anthology reaction

let's go :jonny:

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