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My sugar daddy is streaming the album. Should I tell him to buy some copies?

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"So High School is for literal teenagers."

 

Pitchfork Review by Anna Gaca.

 

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Peter kinda ended cardigan for me not gonna lie :nicole: It does the same thing but better, because the speaker DOESN'T come back around for the loser boy at the end! 

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1 minute ago, PoisonedIvy said:

So did we cross @Kern? I'm not sure what the consensus is 

The @Kern crossed us I'm afraid

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This is a chill hit, mawmaw!

 

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TRUTH! DARE! SPIN! BOTTLES! :katie2:

u know how to ball i know ARISTOTLE :katie2: 

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1 minute ago, Kern said:

The @Kern crossed us I'm afraid

The self tag :dies: 

 

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The hot avi, weight.. let me go to the gym. (Jk, I just got back. But I'm gonna go again this evening just because summer is so close and I need to attract men like your avi)

 

 

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So happy she completely stomped on Drake once and for all:clap3: I hope never tries anything again

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But Daddy I Love Him is the grown-up Love Story, but this time based on real experience and full of frustration, and complete with the delusional happy ending. Instant classic! 

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6 minutes ago, Arrows said:

So happy she completely stomped on Drake once and for all:clap3: I hope never tries anything again

Oh that Anti-Hero BLOCK pissed him the **** offfff. I guess he just wanted to know where his chart power stands.... well now he knows...(10x lower than TayLord)

 

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The line "in lower case, inside a vault" just employed swiftological majors for years to come:clap3:

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20 minutes ago, Peroxide said:

    Literal Perfection

  1. Loml
  2. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

    This is my New Testament

     
  3. Down Bad
  4. Fortnight
  5. But Daddy I Love Him
  6. Fresh Out The Slammer
  7. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
  8. I Can Fix Him (no Really I Can)
  9. The Tortured Poets Department
  10. My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys

    Lyrics that could *actually* cut glass

     
  11. So Long London
  12. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
  13. Clara Bow
  14. Guilty As Sin

    All around Slay

     
  15. I'm Gonna Get You Back
  16. The Black Dog
  17. I Look In People's Windows

    Well, Yes!

     
  18. Thank You Aimee
  19. The Prophecy
  20. The Manuscript
  21. The Alchemy

    Great Gowns, Beautiful Gowns…

     
  22. Cassandra
  23. Florida!!!
  24. How Did It End?
  25. Chloe Or Sam Or Sophia Or Marcus

    Delete…

     
  26. I Hate It Here
  27. The Bolter
  28. Peter
  29. So High School
  30. The Albatross
  31. Robin

The peroxide fumes are messing with your head, I fear :dancehall:

 

Delete So High School and The Bolter? Disrespectful!

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I Can Fix Him would have been so much better if the realization didn't happen in one line and at the very end only

 

After multiple listens it's still giving me interlude energy

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Just now, justin. said:

The peroxide fumes are messing with your head, I fear :dancehall:

 

Delete So High School and The Bolter? Disrespectful!

My gorgeous blonde locks have nothing to do with the fact So High School and The Bolter sent me to SLEEP.

 

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They shake their heads saying, "God help her"
When I tell them he's my man
But your good lord doesn't need to lift a finger
I can fix him, no, really I can
And only I can

 

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The love and adoration for So High School is kinda giving Prime energy drink collective madness to me… or when everyone wanted a those darn Stanley cups last year.

 

Like I'm seeing my fellow girls and gays lose their collective minds over this song and for what… blondie sounds bored as hell!

 

Travis you are NOT doing your job as a muse here!

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You said that you loved me, but where were the clues?

I died on the altar waiting for the proof

You sacrificed us to the Gods of your bluest days

 

I love these lyrics so much, because I interpret them like this: she's waiting on the altar for the proof of the existence of their love, so for marriage, but in the next line the altar is not the one in a church anymore, but it's the altar used to do animal sacrifices to the Gods in ancient times. So the altar, the potential proof of their love, was only approached by him to perform a sacrifice, and he sacrificed there the relationship "to the Gods of his bluest days", so he let the relationship succumb under his sadness, without trying to revive it

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2 minutes ago, itsjem said:

You said that you loved me, but where were the clues?

I died on the altar waiting for the proof

You sacrificed us to the Gods of your bluest days

 

I love these lyrics so much, because I interpret them like this: she's waiting on the altar for the proof of the existence of their love, so for marriage, but in the next line the altar is not the one in a church anymore, but it's the altar used to do animal sacrifices to the Gods in ancient times. So the altar, the potential proof of their love, was only approached by him to perform a sacrifice, and he sacrificed there the relationship "to the Gods of his bluest days", so he let the relationship succumb under his sadness, without trying to revive it

Oh my dufjgjkdkdjj. You are very observant to catch that!!! Very very clever 

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39 minutes ago, Vespertine said:

That reminds me about something I've been wanting to say about Fortnight…

 

I ended up loving Fortnight a lot, but there's one tiny thing that takes me out of it, which is that the "I love you" line immediately makes me hear "for giving me your eyes" :toofunny3:

This keeps happening to me too. 

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I can fix him really goes nowhere :deadbanana4:

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I don't see a ton of praise for the production during the chorus of fresh out the slammer :WAP: those panning synths are heavenly :jonnycat:

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When I wake up and Billboard released another updated article on the sales and see +10 mentions. It's either I'll have done one thing right or EVERYTHING wrong. No in between. 

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After a week:

 

(1) The Black Dog

(2) So Long, London

(3) loml

(4) Fortnight

(5) Fresh Out The Slammer

 

Honourable Mention: Guilty As Sin? 

I guess this also shows my mental state at the current moment; am an out of love serial dater. :weeps: 

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34 minutes ago, mael said:

Oh that Anti-Hero BLOCK pissed him the **** offfff. I guess he just wanted to know where his chart power stands.... well now he knows...(10x lower than TayLord)

 

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Drake is a singles artist. No one checks his album like they do Taylor even straight guys dont listen to drake's albums.

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13 minutes ago, GAGAISTHEBESTYA said:

When I wake up and Billboard released another updated article on the sales and see +10 mentions. It's either I'll have done one thing right or EVERYTHING wrong. No in between. 

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I don't think we're getting another update from Billboard. We only have HDD's last two final updates left so we won't truly know until Sunday 

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