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Taylor Swift - 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT'


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Just now, vale9001 said:

4.5/5 do you mean?

There are three reviews on Sputnik

 

One gave the standard version a 2.4/5

Another one gave The Anthology a 4.5/5

Another one gave The Anthology a 0.5/5

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I hate to be conspiratorial but this STINKS of a paid job. They can't hit Taylor with a payoff to Billboard or Spotify, but she's never had the best relationship with critics or aggregator sites and I think there are enough petty, unscrupulous ******* in places that count who are happy to change a score for some money :gaycat4:

 

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Review Summary: The Tortured Tummy Defartment

Says a lot about these "professionals" :rip: 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

I hate to be conspiratorial but this STINKS of a paid job. They can't hit Taylor with a payoff to Billboard or Spotify, but she's never had the best relationship with critics or aggregator sites and I think there are enough petty, unscrupulous ******* in places that count who are happy to change a score for some money :gaycat4:

 

:suburban:

First time a double album getting different page

And now 4 reviews from sputnik

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Just now, TSwiftie said:

Is that a 0.5 out of 5 or 10

 

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0.5/5

 

So a 10 for MC :lakitu:

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1 minute ago, YellowRibbon said:

There are three reviews on Sputnik

 

One gave the standard version a 2.4/5

Another one gave The Anthology a 4.5/5

Another one gave The Anthology a 0.5/5

I Got. Ok Who cares at this point expect for the fact shows how the album Is impacting the discourse. It's giving the White album reactions lol 

 

What i mean Is metacritic i think wouldn't add any sputnik review no cause they add only a review for magazine and how can you decide what Is the official? 

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Ok so a few days later, the original album is pretty great; I just can't listen to the anthology portion it just starts to drag (minus 3 songs).


Alas; I give you the Gabriel top tracks no one asked for (though they are evolving daily); beyond these I don't play the other tracks yet. 

 

1. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart (smash)

2. But Daddy I Love Him

3. Florida!!!

4. Guilty As Sin?
5. Fortnight

6. The Tortured Poets Dept.

7. So Long, London

8. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

9.  imgonnagetyouback

10. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

11. So High School

12. thanK you aIMee

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And people want us to give a **** that some critics are whining :lmao: a DISASTER of a publication

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Just now, Venice B said:

0.5/5

 

So a 10 for MC :lakitu:

Stop they won't add It. 

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3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

I hate to be conspiratorial but this STINKS of a paid job. They can't hit Taylor with a payoff to Billboard or Spotify, but she's never had the best relationship with critics or aggregator sites and I think there are enough petty, unscrupulous ******* in places that count who are happy to change a score for some money :gaycat4:

 

:suburban:

Not us turning into the Barbz OMG. She's being blackballed!

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3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

I hate to be conspiratorial but this STINKS of a paid job. They can't hit Taylor with a payoff to Billboard or Spotify, but she's never had the best relationship with critics or aggregator sites and I think there are enough petty, unscrupulous ******* in places that count who are happy to change a score for some money :gaycat4:

 

:suburban:

Smells like Aimee is saying thank you back I fear

 

 

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1 minute ago, vale9001 said:

I Got. Ok Who cares at this point expect for the fact shows how the album Is impacting the discourse. It's giving the White album reactions lol 

 

What i mean Is metacritic i think wouldn't add any sputnik review no cause they add only a review for magazine and how can you decide what Is the official? 

4.5 was the first one

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1 minute ago, Venice B said:

0.5/5

 

So a 10 for MC :lakitu:

This is crazy what?? Its giving clickbait

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Just now, Squall said:

4.5 was the first one

Exactly, or that or no One. More like no One.

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1 minute ago, vale9001 said:

Stop they won't add It. 

They probably will :rip: they also had two scores for Born This Way and both were added.

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1 minute ago, vale9001 said:

Stop they won't add It. 

I'm sure Twitter obsessives are mass emailing mc to add it

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You girlies need to actually leave that review thread. It's such a cesspool, I don't know how you can even access that :toofunny3:

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2 minutes ago, Holy Ground said:

Not us turning into the Barbz OMG. She's being blackballed!

:clack:

This is Kris Jenner money and conversations at work and no one can tell me otherwise

 

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Just now, fridayteenage said:

I'm sure Twitter obsessives are mass emailing mc to add it

Yeah but why metacritic should add that and no the others

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2 minutes ago, Redstreak said:

Smells like Aimee is saying thank you back I fear

 

 

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Yeah, that's exactly where my head is 

 

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this masterpiece is joining puta as her least critically acclaimed album :rip:

 

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can't believe we're witnessing a coup attempt from critics lmfaooo :shutup:

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Ahhh seeing the gays trash the album is so funny when you know they will switch back as soon as this serves longevity thanks to the eras tour all summer long

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Metacritic will not survive us

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Nice review

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Last I heard this is not an album

 

This Purpl3Spartan loser is losing his mind in the comments :ahh: 

 

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wtf is this publication, is this Twitter? :ahh: 

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