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10 minutes ago, Lille said:

If she actually gives that Rat a song, I'm going to and spread a rumor that she personally kicked Travis's nieces out of the Superbowl suite and made them stand outside after spitting on them and laughing.

 

Tread carefully Ms. Swift. :thing:

Do the subject of the song matters that much? I'd really like a song about Ratty because I'm very interested to have a peek into her thoughts and emotions regarding this. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Klein said:

Do the subject of the song matters that much? I'd really like a song about Ratty because I'm very interested to have a peek into her thoughts and emotions regarding this. 

The discourse of her giving that man (and all the associations related to him) a song after being "together" for like four weeks is already giving me a migraine, I don't want it!

 

I'm fine with a song about rebounding/acting out of character/etc, but he's gross and I don't want him tainting the project. :michael:

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23 minutes ago, roso said:

nnn imagine saying this to any other fanbase when their favs release one album every 4y :rip:

we shouldn’t be compared with other fanbase who stan those flop girls bestie :-* she is Taylor Swift, the mother of the universe. Raise your standards!

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3 minutes ago, Lille said:

The discourse of her giving that man (and all the associations related to him) a song after being "together" for like four weeks is already giving me a migraine, I don't want it!

 

I'm fine with a song about rebounding/acting out of character/etc, but he's gross and I don't want him tainting the project. :michael:

Yes this is what I want too. I don't need her to be name dropping that man. But knowing about her psyche around the rebound etc... is something I definitely want. 

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i feel like a secret session would go down SOOOOOOO poorly nowadays :rip: ik taylor nation vets fans so no one too crazy gets there, but like, in this tiktok era, at this level of fame?? i just imagine smth going horribly wrong, be it at the session itself or in terms of leaks :deadbanana4:

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11 minutes ago, Edge Of Glory said:

i feel like a secret session would go down SOOOOOOO poorly nowadays :rip: ik taylor nation vets fans so no one too crazy gets there, but like, in this tiktok era, at this level of fame?? i just imagine smth going horribly wrong, be it at the session itself or in terms of leaks :deadbanana4:

It would be a HUGE risk, let alone we’d have to put up with more “lyrics that can cut glass” and “IFTYE is the pop State of Grace” claims…. we can’t survive that again

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1 minute ago, every1blinks said:

It would be a HUGE risk, let alone we’d have to put up with more “lyrics that can cut glass” and “IFTYE is the pop State of Grace” claims…. we can’t survive that again

Lol, so true... I can still remember that like it was yesterday, it's like a stain that we will never get rid of.

Posted
3 hours ago, wastedpotential said:
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Yeah, the Toe Widows would be on her neck for that :ryan3:

 

It's really funny how no one in the fanbase (least of all Gaylors) liked him until the breakup and now he's got defenders on all sides :ryan3:

 

 

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Not toe widows :bibliahh:

it's certainly funny how they'll just stan him cause they think they'll spite Taylor by doing it, yet none of them will show up to his next acting gig :ryan3:

 

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1 minute ago, Cleanromantic said:
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Not toe widows :bibliahh:

it's certainly funny how they'll just stan him cause they think they'll spite Taylor by doing it, yet none of them will show up to his next acting gig :ryan3:

 

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Oh god that just makes me think of when Taylor would have to promo his movies on her instagram stories but he wouldn't ever let her say anything about him in particular, so to the very casual outsider it just looked like she had bad taste in indie movies that weren't going anywhere and I guess the Favourite, which was the only good thing he ever did :ryan3:

 

Funnily enough, I really really doubt that these new Alwynators will be butts-in-seats fans for the D-Lister and his next round of bad movies (but considering how many roles he got using Taylor's name and connections, these might be his last :ryan3:

 

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35 minutes ago, Edge Of Glory said:

i feel like a secret session would go down SOOOOOOO poorly nowadays :rip: ik taylor nation vets fans so no one too crazy gets there, but like, in this tiktok era, at this level of fame?? i just imagine smth going horribly wrong, be it at the session itself or in terms of leaks :deadbanana4:

I already can see a million swifties complaining that they deserved secret sessions, but she didn't choose them because they're young/old/gay/straight/poc/white/old swiftie/new swiftie/bipolar disorder/etc and CRY CRY SO LOUD how BAD this woman is for not inviting them.

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57 minutes ago, Klein said:

Do the subject of the song matters that much? I'd really like a song about Ratty because I'm very interested to have a peek into her thoughts and emotions regarding this. 

I don’t think she had any, she was just bored and lonely. :gaycat7:

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1 minute ago, Maroon legacy said:

I already can see a million swifties complaining that they deserved secret sessions, but she didn't choose them because they're young/old/gay/straight/poc/white/old swiftie/new swiftie/bipolar disorder/etc and CRY CRY SO LOUD how BAD this woman is for not inviting them.

"I WAS HER BIGGEST STAN, I HAVE BOUGHT ALL OF HER VINYLS AND I HAVE A BIG FANPAGE WITH 1010203201020 FOLLOWERS AND I LOSE IT!! F*** IT!!! I'M NOT A SWIFTIE ANYMORE!!!"

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2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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Oh god that just makes me think of when Taylor would have to promo his movies on her instagram stories but he wouldn't ever let her say anything about him in particular, so to the very casual outsider it just looked like she had bad taste in indie movies that weren't going anywhere and I guess the Favourite, which was the only good thing he ever did :ryan3:

 

Funnily enough, I really really doubt that these new Alwynators will be butts-in-seats fans for the D-Lister and his next round of bad movies (but considering how many roles he got using Taylor's name and connections, these might be his last :ryan3:

 

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Mess, the absolute dragging :ryan3:

But he's such a horrible actor, like the Favorite is his only decent role and I chose to thank Emma for that, other than that he serves nothing. He was so bad in the Harriet Tubman movie and that other show that was trying to cash on Paul Mascal's success...

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Ok, I kind of feel bad for how strongly we've been dragging him for the last 5 pages, but this is nothing compared to what's about to come I guess :ryan3:

 

 

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The baguettologist was a secret sessioner, that tells us everything about the type of swifties she used to invite :ryan3:. I love that there are no more secret sessions or meet-and-greets, the only thing worse than pick-me swifties are cupcakes swifties :suburban:

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i'm bored so i'll rank her albums from best to worst

 

1. Midnights

2. evermore

3. folklore

4. Lover

5. reputation

6. 1989

7. Red

8. Speak Now

9. Fearless

10. Debut

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Cleanromantic said:
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Mess, the absolute dragging :ryan3:

But he's such a horrible actor, like the Favorite is his only decent role and I chose to thank Emma for that, other than that he serves nothing. He was so bad in the Harriet Tubman movie and that other show that was trying to cash on Paul Mascal's success...

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Ok, I kind of feel bad for how strongly we've been dragging him for the last 5 pages, but this is nothing compared to what's about to come I guess :ryan3:

 

 

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Nnnn you gagged Conversation with Losers :deadbanana4:

 

I can't say I feel too bad for his musty ass when he got himself into this situation by just being an awful boyfriend to a woman who could have literally any man (and most women) alive. He's gonna be reduced down to a few piles of bone dust and a couple clumps of hair once Lord is finished eviscerating his ass on this album, and I'm ready with the vacuum to clean up the mess after she's finished :ryan3:

 

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Just the thought of a Secret Session in 2024 is ******* sending me :redface:

 

Swifties have gotten progressively more unhinged over the years, so instead of stealing toiletries it’s more likely that someone will just take a bite out of the drywall 

 

:suburban:

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2 minutes ago, joannna said:

i'm bored so i'll rank her albums from best to worst

 

1. Midnights

2. evermore

3. folklore

4. Lover

5. reputation

6. 1989

7. Red

8. Speak Now

9. Fearless

10. Debut

 

 

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Cute :ryan3:

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Just now, Holiest Dreams said:

Just the thought of a Secret Session in 2024 is ******* sending me :redface:

 

Swifties have gotten progressively more unhinged over the years, so instead of stealing toiletries it’s more likely that someone will just take a bite out of the drywall 

 

:suburban:

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Lets not pretend someone would walk off with one of her cats and it would be a ******* Asia Germanotta mess all over again

 

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1. folklore

2. evermore

(3. TTPD)

4. Red

5. 1989

6. Midnights

7. Fearless

8. reputation

9. Speak Now

10. Lover

11. Debut

 

:ryan3:

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Cute :ryan3:

 

 

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Posted
Just now, joannna said:

 

 

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It may be a gag list, but it's still better than some I've seen :deadbanana4:

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3 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

1. folklore

2. evermore

(3. TTPD)

4. Red

5. 1989

6. Midnights

7. Fearless

8. reputation

9. Speak Now

10. Lover

11. Debut

 

:ryan3:

 

if Tortured Poets ends up being a sexed up folkevermore, it's over for the cottage sisters

 

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She is too smart to make the Secret Sessions mistake again. The way everyone that got invited turned into entitled ass*holes who think they really know her. They're almost always the ones throwing under the bus for pick-me points on social media. 

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11 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:
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Nnnn you gagged Conversation with Losers :deadbanana4:

 

I can't say I feel too bad for his musty ass when he got himself into this situation by just being an awful boyfriend to a woman who could have literally any man (and most women) alive. He's gonna be reduced down to a few piles of bone dust and a couple clumps of hair once Lord is finished eviscerating his ass on this album, and I'm ready with the vacuum to clean up the mess after she's finished :ryan3:

 

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Uh, your hate towards this man is so inspiring to me :ryan3:

 

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