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GP, I am begging you, realize she hates Matty Healy like the rest of us now pls

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Now what the hell happened to the old thread :rip: 

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Brb I have to go make my useless bf gag at I Can Do It With A Broken Heart so that loser stops shading her with "allergic to serving"

 

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1 minute ago, Cherish said:

sorry????

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Didn't Matty say he's into rape roleplay? 

 

I would've died for your sins
Instead, I just died inside
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time

 

What ELSE could deserve prison

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Just now, Cherish said:

GP, I am begging you, realize she hates Matty Healy like the rest of us now pls

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GP when they hear her refering to them as "judgemental creeps" during the bridge of daddy but i love him 

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Just now, Cruel Summer said:

Brb I have to go make my useless bf gag 

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I legit expected something else :deadbanana2:

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2 minutes ago, Nein said:

GUYS STOP WITH THE MATTY HEALY. I AM ABOUT TO break down. 

 

Well she dragged Maylor haters so

 

 

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Just now, 19SLAYty9 said:

Maybe if you were attracted to men like Matty Healy you'd be a creative genius too. Geniuses sometimes do weird things.

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Van Gogh cut his ear off. Taylor Swift had sex with M***y H***ly. 

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Just now, Cruel Summer said:

Brb I have to go make my useless bf gag at I Can Do It With A Broken Heart so that loser stops shading her with "allergic to serving"

 

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And if that fails... from what you've said, hot work guy might not have enough going on upstairs to want to tell you the album is bad for fear of being accused of misunderstanding so you can try brainwashing there too

 

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People saying there are no singles here when Down Bad is right there

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1 minute ago, Magickarp said:

Didn't Matty say he's into rape roleplay? 

 

I would've died for your sins
Instead, I just died inside
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time

 

What ELSE could deserve prison

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I'M SCREAMING HHLASKJLASJKD :ahh:

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Shoutout to Posty having a great year with back-to-back Taylor Swift and Beyoncé collabs

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Just now, georgechxng said:

GP when they hear her refering to them as "judgemental creeps" during the bridge of daddy but i love him 

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no that's just the swifties

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but it also shows us how deep in her delusion she was

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If she didn't have a better support system, she prob was gonna have a Britney-sized meltdown

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Can someone tell me which songs are about Joebless so I can delete the rest.:ryan3: 

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Just now, CandleGuy said:

People saying there are no singles here when Down Bad is right there

on the album tracklist where it shall stay because it is good but not single worthy. 

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the way she is absolutely dragging the Swifties through the dirt on "But Daddy I Love Him" spacer.png

 

I give the album a 7/10, a much better package than Midnights but none of it screams "radio friendly.” This will be the album that turns the GP against her and sets the tone for the REP TV rollout..her mind! that Cowboy Carter AOTY is LOCKED.

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i still can't believe her ass made a super obvious track where she complains abt the public "bitching" and "moaning" about her relationship w matty saying that we can't affect their chemistry or undo their destiny. i just know tree had a heart attack when she listened to the song for the first time. 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

And if that fails... from what you've said, hot work guy might not have enough going on upstairs to want to tell you the album is bad for fear of being accused of misunderstanding so you can try brainwashing there too

 

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How did you already know my exact plan for tomorrow? He let me talk at him about this album today and said he was excited for me so I'm already set up for success!

 

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People here aren't reading the prologue  . In summnation, "it wasn't a love affair.. It was a mutual manaic phrase"

 

and "Because it's the worst men that I write best"

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2 minutes ago, touchofmyhand said:

Can someone tell me which songs are about Joebless so I can delete the rest.:ryan3: 

well. it's one song. so long, london 

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1 minute ago, knewbetterpt2 said:

the way she is absolutely dragging the Swifties through the dirt on "But Daddy I Love Him" spacer.png

 

I give the album a 7/10, a much better package than Midnights but none of it screams "radio friendly.” This will be the album that turns the GP against her and sets the tone for the REP TV rollout..her mind! that Cowboy Carter AOTY is LOCKED.

cowboy carter is losing AOTY to billie or taylor i fear

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8 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Sorry but Smallest Man all but confirms Matty did rape roleplay with her, & she was down bad enough for her to let him do it

 

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It only confirms his ***** size 

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Just now, touchofmyhand said:

Can someone tell me which songs are about Joebless so I can delete the rest.:ryan3: 

Black Dog, Florida and So Long, London, Who's Afraid of Little Old Me is about the rerecordings fiasco & The Alchemy is about Travis. Clara Bow is a non-Matty song too 

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1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said:

How did you already know my exact plan for tomorrow? He let me talk at him about this album today and said he was excited for me so I'm already set up for success!

 

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Oh sister I'm reading your mind

 

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Just now, georgechxng said:

well. it's one song. so long, london 

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