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3 minutes ago, Timeless said:

Unpopular opinion I do NOT want any folklore/evermore or The Alcott vibes in this album

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Exactly. Just simply give us the copycat of most streamed album on Spotify last week aka her best and biggest album in long term, the modern classics and ultimate love anthem, the universal smash album “Lover” :jonnycat:

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4 minutes ago, HappierJealousy said:

Exactly. Just simply give us the copycat of most streamed album on Spotify last week aka her best and biggest album in long term, the modern classics and ultimate love anthem, the universal smash album “Lover” :jonnycat:

Lover is only smashing because of Cruel Summer, so if we got an album with 17 Cruel Summers it would be over for the entire music industry :ryan3:

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Music genre prediction for TTPD:

alternative rock and soft pop

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Just now, Migs30283 said:

Music genre prediction for TTPD:

alternative rock and soft pop

This is probably the safest bet

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i’m just gonna say that i’m so excited for the florence tracks

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I'd love her No Choir :WAP:

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When this album surprises everyone and serves 17 song like Illicit Affairs LPSS then what

 

Shen I die and ascend to heaven because of it, then what

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1 hour ago, Cruel Summer said:
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This is what I feel like as a ****! stan after its desinglification

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Oh that was a rough time, wasn't it. At least the recurrence are strong, and it's shitting all over the majority of the vault :suburban:

 

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Still, I can't believe I'm simping for the single that performed the worst while her career was in the worst stretch of its Hot 100-repellant phase :gaycat6: 

 

It was a harbinger of doom and a sign of Taylor's damnation to flop artist status (KatyPerryFication Theory, if you will). The only hatred I've ever felt for a Taylor song that rivaled what I felt for ME! in early May of 2019 was how I felt about End Game in December of 2017 and January of 2018, and yet here I am now blasting it in the car and putting it on my gym playlists. Pray for my mental health girls, it's clearly headed dangerous directions pC3NZZU.gif

 

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1 hour ago, Timeless said:

Unpopular opinion I do NOT want any folklore/evermore or The Alcott vibes in this album

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Well I think you should want it, so...

 

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17 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

When this album surprises everyone and serves 17 song like Illicit Affairs LPSS then what

well she had a nice run

 

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1 minute ago, RobynYoBank said:

well she had a nice run

 

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Arts not charts I fear

 

 

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We need poets department to be soft rock

i will not accept anything else

 

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10 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

Arts not charts I fear

 

 

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but see she's so powerful that 17 Illicit Affairs - TLPSS' would secure arts and charts. Dictionary sales will hit record high marks, enrollment in English BA degree programs will skyrocket, and the Nobel Prize people will come sniffing around at the demand of the people. We won't even have to organize a letter and email writing campaign, because an album of 17 IA-TLPSS' would be so strong and beloved that millions of people would spontaneously start pestering the Nobel people. The Recording Academy would be forced to create a new category, Album of the Millennium, just to properly recognize TTPD

 

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A soft rock album would secure a fifth AOTY and several ATRL users would have simultaneous aneurysms when it's announced

 

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Taylor submission for the 67th Grammys:

 

AOTY - TTPD

ROTY & SOTY - fortnight

Pop Solo - 2nd TTPD single

Pop Duo - fortnight

Pop Vocal Album - TTPD (unless she submits to Best Alternative Music Album)

Best Alternative Music Performance - Florida!!!

Best Music Video - fortnight

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Can she reveal the second variant with The Bolter? I hate waiting, come on!!! 

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Album nicknames in various case scenarios:

 

If it's mid: The Tortured Filler Department 

If it's great: The Godly Poets Department 

If it's sexy: The Tortured P*ssy Department 

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I’m kinda thinking The Blessed Preachers Ministry if it’s Red/Evermore tier :gaycat2:

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The Mid Poets Departure would also work if it's mid (which it won't be!) 

 

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30 minutes ago, The Music Industry said:

The Mid Poets Department would also work if it's mid (which it won't be!) 

 

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The worst case scenario: The MIDnights Department If it's mid and sounds like Midnights 

 

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all i want is an album full of "State of Grace"s

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9 minutes ago, =NEX= said:

The worst case scenario: The MIDnights Poets Department If it's mid and sounds like Midnights 

 

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Let's not plant that seed if we don't want to see the harvest

 

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very unpopular opinion but now that girls are talking about soft rock I'd love a track with Closure's vibes :bird:

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6 minutes ago, BloodLuster said:

very unpopular opinion but now that girls are talking about soft rock I'd love a track with Closure's vibes :bird:

I'd love another Closure if she lost the preset pots and pans sound :ryan3:

 

But I love the structure and melody and the rest of the instrumentation and would be thrilled with another one

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If it is an entire album of HIT DIFFERENTssss I would Stan her forever:gaylorcat2::WAP::WAP:

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