TROPICUM Posted April 9 Posted April 9 (edited) Guess what flop? You traveled to an alternate reality where you are MARRIED! (if you are already married irl then congrats but you still get teleported) Your newly found partner is attractive, smart, considerate, etc. You actually kinda like it. But... one day, this new partner hears your loud ass phone playing your favorite artist. They immediately shut it down and ream at you for playing them and prohibits you to EVER play a song from them, for the rest of your life. What's the move? Divorce? Or do you accept their terms? Edited April 9 by TROPICUM
Sheep Posted April 9 Posted April 9 Sorry babe the chromatica jockstrap and dawn of chromatica vinyl remix album stay on during sex or I leave you broke and alone 1 4
Johnny Jacobs Posted April 9 Posted April 9 Yeahh... Either you will learn to Mother Lana or you ain't getting all of this ever again.
Archetype Posted April 9 Posted April 9 (edited) They would never speak to me like that so this scenario would never happen. Otherwise I'd lock them in a room for an hour blasting said music on repeat. Edited April 9 by Archetype 2
RussianRoulette Posted April 9 Posted April 9 That's silly. At least make your theory more interesting, let's say our faves made some controversial statements so there are actual laws that prohibit anyone from supporting them. I won't stop giving away my little pleasures in life at the whims of a fucker. 1 1
Jude Posted April 9 Posted April 9 That would coz me a lot of headaches but thank god there's Nurtec so I'll be fine. 1
Illuminati Posted April 9 Posted April 9 1 hour ago, TROPICUM said: Your newly found partner is attractive, smart, considerate, etc. You actually kinda like it. Not this poor man being stuck with me I could accept indifference to my music or even if he disliked certain artists I like (I dated a Beyhive member who didn't like Taylor and my best friend was a Katycat back when she was famous) but if he actively HATED Lana that would be major red flag
Alldeezy Posted April 9 Posted April 9 if he tells me to never listen to Allday again .. an artist that makes me happy and has saved my life many times when I almost thought about giving up. i'd leave him in a heartbeat i rather be forever alone then be in a miserable relationship
Princess Aurora Posted April 9 Posted April 9 Ew. I'd never marry someone like that in the first place
Onyxmage Posted April 9 Posted April 9 Cash in the life insurance policy and take them on a hike to a secluded area.
JoeAg Posted April 9 Posted April 9 4 hours ago, LustSpell said: Divorce. You will not dictate anything I do in my life. bam for real like… I learned from my last ex-boyfriend (which was overall just a HUGE mistake of a relationship considering he refers to himself as a "community leader" and we rushed into it and he ended up complimenting my musicianship maybe twice throughout the 55ish day relationship, and otherwise only EVER complimented my body/looks) that it's not ever worth staying in a relationship when someone is being controlling. he was big on dictating who i could spend my time with, and demanded photos of myself when i was at the gym with my best friend to prove that we were actually at the gym ANYWAY! enough of me bringing that darkness into this thread lmao divorce, babe, divorce! 1
PopKills Posted April 9 Posted April 9 5 hours ago, TROPICUM said: Your newly found partner is attractive, smart, considerate, etc. 5 hours ago, TROPICUM said: day, this new partner hears your loud ass phone playing your favorite artist. They immediately shut it down and ream at you for playing them and prohibits you to EVER play a song from them, for the rest of your life. Something's not adding up…
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