discussion How would YOU have dealt with Jolene?

[TROPICUM]

Let's say you have a partner and Jolene starts heavily flirting with them. Remember, Jolene is a very beautiful person. How would you have dealt with ha?

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[Sheep]

The only 3 options are really just jealous, crazy, or like being walked all over.

Spoiler

Id accomplish all 3 at the same time 

 

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[Gladiator]

Jolene is no threat to gay men. She is an unwanted hussy. 

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[Dancehall Queen]

Poly 

[TedMiracle]

Jolene is a huge threat to gay men. She should be shot.

[Gladiator]

2 minutes ago, TedMiracle said:

Jolene is a huge threat to gay men. She should be shot.

The only threat to gay men is Jennifer Lopez. 

[TedMiracle]

Just now, Gladiator said:

The only threat to gay men is Jennifer Lopez. 

Agreed. Her and her music. 

[Vixen Eyes]

in reality i would probably bawl my eyes out ngl

[SoldierofLove]

 

[TROPICUM]

34 minutes ago, Gladiator said:

Jolene is no threat to gay men. She is an unwanted hussy. 

for the sake of this exercise Jolene is a non-binary pansexual androgynous person who also happens to be very conventionally attractive.

[Gov Hooka]

I get the feeling that most of this site is a bunch of Jolenes

[moondust]

i love the song but i don't relate to it at all, i would not date someone i don't trust & when i've had that trust broken i dumped them & moved on instead of fixating on the person they cheated with bcs how is that going to help you any? idgi

[suburbannature]

[airplane]

Threesome

[Johnny Jacobs]

"I've heard she has crabs" 

 

[Beyonceist]

I would tie her up and force her to listen to Rihanna live vocals.

[glitch]

Depends on how my partner reacted. If he rebuffed her and she continued to try it then I'd tell her to get lost. If he seemed into it then that would be the end of that relationship 

[popmusicisdead]

i would've f*cked Jolene. she sounds like a baddie 

[imabadkid]

Oh honey… I've had to gothere with a couple of 'em. But that was in my early 20s… I'm not going to argue over a man that can't keep his c*ck in his pants. You can have 'em.

[imabadkid]

2 hours ago, Gov Hooka said:

I get the feeling that most of this site is a bunch of Jolenes

the way u clocked some of the girlz 

[Cesar]

I AM Jolene

[RideOrDie]

58 minutes ago, Caesar said:

I AM Jolene

like fave like fan

 

[XO_Life]

If anyone ever flirted with my man and he would go for it. Good. 

 

I don't need a man that will cheat on me. Keep him Jolene. I have to much self respect and intelligence. If someone wants to leave, let them leave.

[Bacardo Royale]

If she's just a side piece I wouldn't care because I have them too

[GentleDance]

If they're so easy to take, she should take them, good riddance