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Some girls can't even do this yet alone do it during a 3.5 hour long show. :foxaylove2:

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I stan Taylor but, 

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fee fi fo fum wit it

Help me, Jesus :deadbanana2: That TOOK ME OWT :weeps:

 

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OMG I think it was at my concert in Mexico lol

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It's crazy how mediocre she is.

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It's all about what you're looking for in a performer.

 

I'd rather pay to see Taylor than Beyonce. I'm not saying Beyonce is terrible by any means. I just like Taylor more. 

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the jobless essays in this thread :deadbanana2:

 

and we're still consuming Taylor's music, now what? :deadbanana2:

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Imagine attending this kidz bops tour.

 

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On 11/30/2024 at 5:41 PM, Mezik said:

It's almost as if we don't go to a Taylor Swift concert for her dancing skills? :doc: 

 

Like y'all can complain all you want, but The Eras Tour is a spectacle. Other artists can barely perform for 1.5 hrs, yet you are criticizing her for performing a 3+ hr set every single time? :rip: 

 

The hate and insecurity is real.

Well that might be because they're singing or dancing their ass off? While Taylor's singing is pretty easy most of the times and her dancing... welp.

 

I still don't think there's anything wrong with that or with what's on the clip, not everyone's supposed to be a vocal powerhouse or a dancer. I suppose her strength is her lyricism and her relatability.

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I'm yet to see a video where she doesn't look like a bag of potatoes on stage.

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Taylor ain't a dancer mama. Everyone knows that, including her.

 

And if you put Beyoncé in a room with a pen and paper and told her to write a song by herself, you'd get something at a 6th grade reading level, like her letter to Michelle Obama. Which is why she almost never appears anywhere unscripted.

 

They both have different strengths.

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17 minutes ago, Capris Groove said:

Taylor ain't a dancer mama. Everyone knows that, including her.

 

And if you put Beyoncé in a room with a pen and paper and told her to write a song by herself, you'd get something at a 6th grade reading level, like her letter to Michelle Obama. Which is why she almost never appears anywhere unscripted.

 

They both have different strengths.

This is false and borderline racist. Also a big chunk of Taylor's music is actually written for 6th graders, which is why she has the most fans and sells the most, she caters to the most powerful demographic in terms of consumption - children/teens. The ******* nerve :biblio:  .

 

Also you don't see Beyonce cosplaying as a poet, but you do see Taylor cosplaying as both a poet and a performer/dancer. So maybe she is not that aware that she can't dance. I like Taylor, but if we have to compare Beyonce as a live performer to Taylor as a songwriter, Beyonce is LEAGUES ahead. Not that this comparison makes any sense, but for some reason y'all think Taylor is equally as good/impressive being a songwriter as Beyonce is being a performer and that's delusional af. Beyonce is the best at what she does, Taylor is not even CLOSE. Just 2 examples - Lana and Lorde are both better songwriters than Taylor and the fact that she significantly altered her artistry because of how much both of them influenced her proves it. Taylor's music has been Lana/Lorde influenced for WAY too long for swifties to be calling her the best songwriter, while consuming her Lana/Lorde influenced art for 10 years now. 


I hate to drag Taylor, cuz I actually like her, and to be honest that's not really drag, it's the truth. The only thing she wins at is sales and charts and as impressive as that is - it's not the brag y'all think it is. Barbie dolls also sell a lot. McDonalds too. Stans have lost the plot real bad lol. 

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On 11/30/2024 at 4:10 PM, Hurem said:

She's not a good performer, we been knew. I just wish Swifties accepted her mediocrity, instead of being delusional about it. I legit saw one saying they prefer Taylor's dancing skills over Beyonce :deadbanana2:

Girl, I had an entire argument with a Swiftie here, telling me she was a great performer, and the receipts were tour gross. :skull: 

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23 hours ago, Giorgoc said:

Well that might be because they're singing or dancing their ass off? While Taylor's singing is pretty easy most of the times and her dancing... welp.

 

I still don't think there's anything wrong with that or with what's on the clip, not everyone's supposed to be a vocal powerhouse or a dancer. I suppose her strength is her lyricism and her relatability.

Relatability? I love that term. Relatable to what? Being basic? Having no tangible talent? Having a victim complex? Sounds like Gen Z to me suppose

 

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16 minutes ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

Relatability? I love that term. Relatable to what? Being basic? Having no tangible talent? Having a victim complex? Sounds like Gen Z to me suppose

 

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That's still better than relating to this?

 

This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo, huh (woo)
There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city)
Hit the basement (hit the basement), that **** ain't pretty (**** ain't pretty)
Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
Ooh, one step to the right
We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the left
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a *****, come take it to the floor now (woo)
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a *****, come take it to the floor now (woo)
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)
Too cold to panic (cold to panic)
All of the problems just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah
Ooh, one step to the right
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, you run to the left
Just work me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh
So park your Lexus (hey), throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a *****, come take it to the floor now (woo)
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor on me honey, too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a-, come take it to the floor now, ooh
Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
To the floor now, ooh
Tuck, back, oops (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Shoot
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
Furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot

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1 hour ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

Relatability? I love that term. Relatable to what? Being basic? Having no tangible talent? Having a victim complex? Sounds like Gen Z to me suppose

 

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swiftys: "we only use numerical metrics that can actually be measured!! you can't measure cultural impact!!"

 

also swiftys: "taylor is the most relatable artist of all time"

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1 hour ago, taylorrrr said:

That's still better than relating to this?

 

This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo, huh (woo)
There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city)
Hit the basement (hit the basement), that **** ain't pretty (**** ain't pretty)
Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
Ooh, one step to the right
We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the left
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a *****, come take it to the floor now (woo)
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a *****, come take it to the floor now (woo)
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)
Too cold to panic (cold to panic)
All of the problems just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah
Ooh, one step to the right
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, you run to the left
Just work me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh
So park your Lexus (hey), throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a *****, come take it to the floor now (woo)
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor on me honey, too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a-, come take it to the floor now, ooh
Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
To the floor now, ooh
Tuck, back, oops (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Shoot
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
Furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot

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My favs your fav:

Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto'

 

'My friends all smell like weed or little babies'

 

'You smokеd, then ate seven bars of chocolate / We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist / I scratch your head, you fall asleep / Like a tattooed golden retriever'

 

'We would pick a decade / We wished we could live in instead of this / I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists'

 

" that's when you came in wearing a football helmet and said "okay, let's talk"

 

"In my feelings more than Drake"

 

"Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby"

 

"Draw the cat eye, sharp enough to kill a man. You did some bad things, but I'm the worst of them"

 

"Spelling is fun"

 

"Karma is a cat"

 

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OMG :bibliahh: The real definition of "Go girl, give us nothing".

 

BTW is that video recorded in Mexico City's Foro Sol? It's a shame for our country lol.

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On 11/30/2024 at 12:32 PM, TeemoR said:

she's literally walking and singing what even….we know she is not a great performer but this clip is just fine.

She's not singing. :rip:

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On 12/4/2024 at 5:32 AM, Kristie Kuwa said:

Relatability? I love that term. Relatable to what? Being basic? Having no tangible talent? Having a victim complex? Sounds like Gen Z to me suppose

 

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I mean if you want to be obtuse and willfully ignorant, that's on you.  But plenty of people can relate to songs like this and feel less alone in what they're going through:

 

 

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2 hours ago, MissedTheTrain said:

I mean if you want to be obtuse and willfully ignorant, that's on you.  But plenty of people can relate to songs like this and feel less alone in what they're going through:

 

 

@Comedor @slayyyterslut, genuinely curious as to what is funny or confusing about people relating to these songs?

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