Cameltoe Chariot Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Oh, what a spectacle! The grand farewell for Her Majesty, as if the heavens themselves wept. Pomp and circumstance, a parade of mourning, and all for a woman who finally escaped the drudgery of royal life. The whole affair reeked of ostentation and sentimentality – a fitting finale to an era drowning in pretense. One wonders if the mourners truly grieve or if they're just adhering to the latest fashion in mourning etiquette. As for this white funeral folly, it's just another whimsical desire from a queen who spent decades draped in perpetual mourning garb. Farewell, Queen Victoria, and may the next monarch's reign be free from such melodramatic theatrics. 1
Tropez Posted February 26 Posted February 26 The somber toll of grief echoes through the corridors of our hearts as news of Queen Victoria's passing spreads like a mournful shadow over the realm. Her departure leaves a void, a profound absence that pierces the very fabric of our nation's identity. For decades, she stood as a stalwart symbol of stability, guiding us through tumultuous times with grace and fortitude. Yet now, the throne sits draped in sorrow, bereft of her steadfast presence. In her absence, we are left to navigate uncertain waters, clinging to the memories of her reign like treasures in a tempest. Her legacy, etched in the annals of history, serves as a beacon of inspiration, reminding us of the virtues of duty, resilience, and unwavering devotion to the welfare of her subjects. Though she may have departed this mortal coil, Queen Victoria's indomitable spirit lingers on, an enduring testament to the resilience of the human soul. We bid her farewell with heavy hearts, knowing that her memory will forever illuminate the path forward for generations yet to come. Long live the British Empire upon which the sun never sets. 1 1
nostalgic Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Oh yes I love history we need more creativity like this and less...whatever is posted here on a daily basis. 2
ithinkheknowsoutsold Posted February 27 Posted February 27 On 2/26/2024 at 12:47 PM, Gelato said: This is ATRL Times reporter Gelato, dispatching from London on this most solemn of days, the second day of February in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and one. In this epoch of unparalleled transformations and the zenith of Britannic power, the Empire has tendered a grave and dignified farewell to its most enduring Sovereign, Her Late Majesty Queen Victoria, who departed this life on the twenty-second day of January, Anno Domini one thousand nine hundred and one, at the advanced age of eighty-one, within the confines of Osborne House on the Isle of Wight. Her peaceful demise, in the presence of her esteemed lineage including her grandson, Kaiser Wilhelm II, heralds the close of a chapter that witnessed the British Empire's ascendancy to the pinnacle of global dominion and the flowering of the Victorian epoch. The arrangements for Her Majesty's final rites were, nonetheless, beset by initial disarray and a notable absence of precedent, as recounted by Sir Frederick Ponsonby, the Queen's equerry and assistant private secretary. Given that the last sovereign's death had occurred in the year of our Lord eighteen hundred and thirty-seven, the royal household found itself in a quandary to ensure that the funeral observances due such a monumental figure were aptly conducted. This tumult was mirrored across the royal servants and courtiers, showcasing a surprising disaccord with the requisite protocols for a monarch's passing. Despite these early tribulations, the preparations for the Queen's interment advanced with a blend of haste and solemnity. Queen Victoria, distinguished for her unique predilections in life, had bequeathed explicit directives for a funeral that was to be both grand and modest, mirroring her personal tastes and the profundity of her bereavement for her late consort, Prince Albert. Notably, she envisioned a white funeral, a symbol of purity and, perhaps, a final, poignant divergence from the mourning black she had donned for decades. The procession on the Isle of Wight, and subsequently through the thoroughfares of London to Windsor, was an exhibition of national lamentation and reverence. On the first day of February, the Queen's mortal remains were conveyed aboard the royal yacht Alberta, escorted by a splendid armada of British warships, to the mournful strains of Chopin's funeral march. The realm, in deep mourning, adhered to the edicts of sorrow, though the Queen had eschewed the tradition of lying in state, preferring the intimacy of a more secluded adieu. London's avenues were congested with mourners on the second day of February, despite the inclement clime, as the funeral cortege wended its way to Windsor for the concluding rites. The metropolis witnessed an unprecedented effusion of grief, with every echelon of society represented in the vast multitude of spectators. The pathos of the occasion was immortalized by the nascent technology of the moving picture, courtesy of Pathé cameramen, ensuring that this historic event would be etched in the annals for posterity. The funeral service at St. George's Chapel in Windsor Castle was graced by royalty and luminaries from across the continent, signifying the Queen's international esteem. The procession was not devoid of its vicissitudes; an unfortunate incident with the horses drawing the gun carriage bearing the Queen's coffin necessitated an impromptu resolution that saw naval personnel drawing the carriage, a testament to the adaptability and veneration accorded to the Queen. Queen Victoria's final repose is beside her beloved Albert in the Royal Mausoleum at Frogmore. Her funeral, though executed with meticulous attention to detail, was imbued with a simplicity and decorum that spoke eloquently of her persona and reign. Amidst the complexities and pomp of the ceremonies, the essence of Victoria's wishes was preserved, culminating in a white funeral under the snowfall, a serene and fitting tribute to a monarch whose legacy shall forever remain interwoven with the fabric of British history. As the realm advances under the aegis of King Edward VII, the memory of Queen Victoria's profound influence on Britain and the broader world remains indelible. Her funeral not only marked the conclusion of an era but also underscored the enduring respect and affection harbored for her by her subjects and the international community alike. This is very well-written sis, I didn't even know profundity was a word before I read this! Are you a English literature/History major or just an avid reader? 1
Gelato Posted February 27 Author Posted February 27 (edited) 4 minutes ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said: This is very well-written sis, I didn't even know profundity was a word before I read this! Are you a English literature/History major or just an avid reader? I am most gratified to receive your kind words and deeply appreciate the sentiment you have expressed towards my humble efforts. It behooves me, however, to convey a modest clarification: my academic pursuits are not in the rich tapestries of history or the eloquent artistry of the English literary canon. Though these fields are undoubtedly noble and fascinating in their own right, my passion and scholarly endeavours lie in the realm of economics. I extend my sincerest thanks for your commendation and hope to continue meriting such esteem from the ATRL Times's loyal readership. Edited February 27 by Gelato 1
ithinkheknowsoutsold Posted February 27 Posted February 27 1 minute ago, Gelato said: Though these fields are undoubtedly noble and fascinating in their own right, my passion and scholarly endeavours lie in the realm of economics. Yay a fellow Economics gay with a healthy appreciation of Girls Aloud and Cheryl and early modern history 1
popmusicisdead Posted February 27 Posted February 27 always have been a Queen V stan. she was such a miser and a drama queen. 1
Kern Posted February 27 Posted February 27 I spend everyday in my room daydreaming about my fave selling more music and getting more #1s! And y’all can choke! 1
NEX Posted February 27 Posted February 27 On 2/26/2024 at 6:14 PM, Tropez said: Long live the British Empire upon which the sun never sets. From an empire upon which the sun never set to a little island that never sees the sun. Queen V would be so proud
venuss Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Damn, you just stole @Espresso’s gig as ATRLs journalist Spoiler Idk if I tagged the right person 1
Vermillion Posted February 27 Posted February 27 24 minutes ago, venuss said: Damn, you just stole @Espresso’s gig as ATRLs journalist Reveal hidden contents Idk if I tagged the right person I’m too tired to try to understand what’s happening here, but thanks.
Gelato Posted February 27 Author Posted February 27 34 minutes ago, venuss said: Damn, you just stole @Espresso’s gig as ATRLs journalist Reveal hidden contents Idk if I tagged the right person I wasn't aware anyone else is doing a bit like this Anyway I just post random threads acting like it's a specific year in history, this is the first time I pretended to be a journalist reporting on it, the last one I pretended to be Henry VIII's surviving wife
Kern Posted February 27 Posted February 27 1 minute ago, Gelato said: I wasn't aware anyone else is doing a bit like this Anyway I just post random threads acting like it's a specific year in history, this is the first time I pretended to be a journalist reporting on it, the last one I pretended to be Henry VIII's surviving wife there was a user who would make fake history facts and post edited photos in black and white but they got banned from making threads when people figured it out 1
Gelato Posted February 27 Author Posted February 27 Just now, stupidjock said: there was a user who would make fake history facts and post edited photos in black and white but they got banned from making threads when people figured it out Damn Rest assured I go to great lengths to ensure accuracy for my readers!
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