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Taylor Swift = the US (non-stop smashing, getting bigger and bigger GDP-wise)

Madonna = the UK (the pop queen with the biggest cultural power but diminished relevance)     

Gaga = Japan (a huge peak followed by a massive decline, several decades of stagnation, remaining relevant despite a huge decline)

                 

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Camilla Cabello - Lichtenstein 

 

No one ever visits and forgets it exists

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Normani - Floptropica

doesn't actually exists, it's more of a concept 

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Ariana = any country out there

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Hilary: Greece

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uh this can get problematic quickly

 

 

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Nicki: Indonesia, Cardi: Malaysia

 

Got into bitterly sisterly rivarly. And each of their stans always on any comments space on the internet being annoying and claiming who did the rap game best, and who did it first. When none of them are.
 

 

 

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Dua Lipa would be Serbia obviously

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Lorde = New Zealand :heart:

 

quiet, unproblematic, green, talented, peaceful

 

all of her albums reflect the country a bit anyways especially Solar Power 

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27 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

Normani - Floptropica

doesn't actually exists, it's more of a concept 

Floptropica :bibliahh:

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This thread reminds me of that pop girls as boats one where someone posted Beyoncé’s boat as a pirate ship :ahh:

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2 hours ago, playwithme said:

Taylor Swift = the US (non-stop smashing, getting bigger and bigger GDP-wise)

Madonna = the UK (the pop queen with the biggest cultural power but diminished relevance)     

Gaga = Japan (a huge peak followed by a massive decline, several decades of stagnation, remaining relevant despite a huge decline)

                 

Japan isn't a fad and it doesn't have something as bad as like Stupid Love or Perfect Illusion, and it's still in top 5 richest countries in the world. Gaga is NOT even close to the top 10 most popular pop girls :rip:

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Just now, Ron Ng said:

Japan isn't a fad and it doesn't have something as bad as like Stupid Love or Perfect Illusion, and it's still in top 5 richest countries in the world. Gaga is NOT even close to the top 10 most popular pop girls :rip:

this website has rotted y'alls brains I stg :rip:

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12 minutes ago, Ron Ng said:

Japan isn't a fad and it doesn't have something as bad as like Stupid Love or Perfect Illusion, and it's still in top 5 richest countries in the world. Gaga is NOT even close to the top 10 most popular pop girls :rip:

You stan Katy. Please be serious.

 

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Switzerland = Gaga

full of old rich boomers that like ha ballads and itunes is still relevant!

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23 minutes ago, Ron Ng said:

Japan isn't a fad and it doesn't have something as bad as like Stupid Love or Perfect Illusion, and it's still in top 5 richest countries in the world. Gaga is NOT even close to the top 10 most popular pop girls :rip:

I adore Japan, but it is kind of a fad considering that it was extremely close to overtaking the US by GDP in the late 80s (something that China will never be able to achieve). And it was much richer than the US in the 80s. It reminds me of how Gaga was being pitched as the new Madonna in 2011, and she seemed to be infallible. Fun fact: Japan had a much higher GDP per capita in 1995 compared to today. It's still a rich country though, and Gaga is still relevant.   

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Taylor would easily be Israel.

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Madonna would be Mesopotamia

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Nicki Minaj - Argentina

 

She's known for being extremely cocky. She's constantly inflating numbers but her citizens have less and less purchasing power. She's deeply insecure about other LATAM countries having better numbers and indicators. She's known for her corruption and schemes.

 

That being said, she's one of the best LATAM countries and most entertaining countries in the world. 

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2 hours ago, Solaria said:

This thread reminds me of that pop girls as boats one where someone posted Beyoncé’s boat as a pirate ship :ahh:

A real classic thread. :dies: 

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Britney Spears - Soviet Union

 

wont elaborate 

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Björk: Iceland :heart:

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Rihanna: France. :alexz2:

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Lady Gaga would be Austria-Hungary. A once glorious empire that is now a vestige of the past.

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