celeb news Swifties hijack a plane, force passengers to listen to Taylor

[Raptus]

I would blast this on speaker on a loop 

 

 

Edited February 16 by Raptus

[justin.]

Why is there a camera crew though? 

[ShouldersSideways]

32 minutes ago, The Music Industry said:

Y'all keep saying this over and over and over again. Aren't y'all tired of the constant wishful thinking? At most, this is going to general a few viral tweets/tiktoks for y'all to kii kii about and that's it. Taylor has never been bigger and more dominant in pop culture than she is right now, yet the way y'all always talk about her imminent backlash, you'd believe she would've been done for years ago. 

 

Time to give it up sistrens 

Stop looping me in with whoever you're thinking about. I have nothing against Taylor -- everything that isn't glowing adulation doesn't make someone a hater.

[Gottasadae]

This is what I call a worst nightmare 

[torturedpoet]

2 hours ago, Just a Gay on ATRL said:

Honestly if I was stuck on this flight, and having been around Swifties irl like this, I'd have fun being shady af on this flight. I'd start talking to one of them and be like

 

"So do you girls ALWAYS do this? How... cute!"

"Which cult base are you girls flying to this time? Do you all have different factions like The Hunger Games?"

"Do you have your next worship incantation memorized already? I'm watching you! Make sure you do your HW!"

"Do you all know this song by heart because you purchased 20 different versions of the same vinyl for $400 total?"

this weak “shade” tho. at least put some intelligence in it. 

[ohwow]

it's giving when these girls go on vacation

 

 

[ithinkheknowsoutsold]

6 minutes ago, ohwow said:

it's giving when these girls go on vacation

 

 

I was gonna post this!

[Gui Blackout]

37 minutes ago, justin. said:

Why is there a camera crew though? 

It's from Australian tv doing a piece on the Eras Tour, that particular flight was like 90% Swifties flying to Melbourne for the shows

[loveisdead9582]

As a Taylor fan, this seems like hell on earth. Like, yeah - she’s great and I enjoy her music but if I’m on a plane I can promise you that the LAST thing I want to do is kill time by being part of a group singalong. 

[1000 forms of queer]

So cringe 

[Lana Banana]

[Phaunzie]

At this point, what hasn't that fanbase done? For denial to terrorism, I hope those passengers had air buds for that cruel & unusual punishment.

[Bimbo]

[Jan]

Death penalty for bad taste

[Ms. Togekiss]

It’s interesting how white Australians have very distinctive facial features like you can just tell by watching the video in mute that they’re Australian 

[Gov Hooka]

Omg someone please gif a zoomed in video of that poor middle aged Asian guy stuck in this hell 

[ttsmu]

Swifties being swifties. 

[OrgVisual]

Even in Australia, all her fans still look the same wtf

[Cameltoe Chariot]

Taylor Swift mania is literally white, virginal, friendship bracelets, childish babysitters club-esque friendship performativity, girl power teas.

 

 

It's giving Stanley cups, it's giving Venti Iced Pumpkin Spice Latte, it's giving Limited Too, it's giving Scentsy and Young Living MLM sales rep.

 

 

I would rather die than get on that plane.

[sunbathinganimal]

1 hour ago, ohwow said:

it's giving when these girls go on vacation

 

 

 

1 hour ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

I was gonna post this!

me too

[americanshameless]

As a person of colour, I fear for my life!

[Cameltoe Chariot]

51 minutes ago, americanshameless said:

As a person of colour, I fear for my life!

That is a plane chock-full of Grade A White Terrorism™️ (Taylor's Version) 

[Reflektor_Creep]

[Rep2000]

8 hours ago, Brikenbur said:

Forever baffled with …. obsession with mediocrity 

Keep suffering, as you should.

[Cardcaptor Sakura]

If I were there Id ask the pilot to low the air pressure or perform an emergency landing.